Saturday was my favorite day of the week for a whole host of reasons.
First: it was the first day of the weekend and the furthest from Monday.
Second: there was no school.
Third and most importantly: it was GAA day.
Joey, Ollie, and Tadhg were always out of the house for most of the day on Saturday with training and matches.
Thankfully, that meant my father was out, too, participating in activities not pertaining to alcohol consumption.
What made this particular Saturday better than most was the fact that not only was my father out of the house all day with the boys, but he was heading to his friendâs stag party in Waterford tonight.
It was with this knowledge, and Mamâs permission, that I agreed to go over to Claireâs house on Saturday afternoon to hang out with both her and Lizzie.
I had all of my chores completed by three o clock â which consisted of cleaning the house from top to bottom, putting on half a dozen loads of laundry, and cooking the dinner.
And although I had almost had a heart attack when her brother Hughie rolled up outside my house with his girlfriend to pick me up, I had managed to compose myself enough to climb into the back of his car and accept the lift to their house.
All evening we had stuffed our faces with junk food, watched re-runs of One Tree Hill, and gossiped about absolute nonsense.
It was the best Saturday Iâd had in years.
By seven o clock, I was bloated and strewn on Claireâs bed, suffering from a sugar overload, and listening to Lizzie drone on about how much she despised Pierce.
âI donât know what I ever saw in him,â she grumbled for the hundredth time. âBut whatever it was, it wasnât worth giving him my v-card.â
âShut the front door!â Claire squealed, jumping up from her perch on my legs to gape at Lizzie. âYou had sex with Pierce?â
âYouâre not a virgin, Lizzie?â My mouth fell open. âBut youâre only sixteen.â
âDonât look at me all judgy,â she grumbled. âJust because youâve never seen a dick.â
âI havenât,â Claire offered, holding her hand up. âNot even the tip.â
âNeither have I,â I fully admitted, shaking my head. âIâve never even kissed a boy.â
âThatâs just sad, Shan,â Lizzie retorted.
I flamed beetroot red.
âDonât be a bitch,â Claire quipped. âTell us about it.â
Lizzie shrugged. âWhatâs to tell?â
âWhen did it happen?â I asked.
âThursday.â
âAnd you didnât think to tell us?â Claire squeaked. âOh my god, Liz, we were in school with you all day Friday and you never once mentioned anything!â
Lizzie shrugged but didnât respond.
Claire and I both eye-balled each other before Claire asked, âWhere did it happen?â
âIn his car.â
âUgh,â we both groaned in sympathy.
No girl wanted her first time to happen in the backseat of a car.
âWhere?â
âThe GAA grounds.â
âUgh,â we chorused again.
âYeah,â Lizzie deadpanned. âAnd word to the wise, girls, donât give it up.â Settling back on a pillow, Lizzie rested her back against the headboard and picked up her magazine before adding, âIt hurts, itâs disappointing, thereâs blood, and the boy turns into a complete spanner afterwards.â
âHe broke up with you?â I gasped.
âIâll kick his ass,â Claire hissed.
âNo,â Lizzie responded. âBut heâs been acting all standoffish since.â
âWhat a fucker,â Claire growled.
âYep,â Lizzie agreed.
âDid it hurt really bad?â I asked, curious.
âLike a burning hot poker being rammed in your cooch,â she replied.
Claire and I winced in sympathy.
âAre you okay?â I asked, feeling a deep surge of sympathy for my friend. Lizzie was hard as nails and rarely showed an ounce of emotion, but this was a big deal for any girl.
âIâm always okay, Shan,â was her clipped response.
âSee, that is exactly why nothing is going inside my area,â Claire declared with a shudder, flopping back down and resting her head on my legs âI think Iâd die if I saw a penis coming towards me.â
âClaire,â I chuckled. âStop.â
âSheâs serious,â Lizzie informed me. âSheâs afraid of the D.â
âItâs true,â Claire stated without an ounce of embarrassment. âIâve only kissed one boy â Jamie Kelleher. We were going out for six weeks in second year, and when he tried to push my hand down the front of his jeans at the school disco, I screamed at him.â
âYou didnât,â I gasped.
âOh, she did,â Lizzie replied. âAt the top of her lungs. Caused a right scene at the disco.â
âI panicked,â Claire defended, grinning sheepishly. âI didnât want to touch his penis.â
âWhat happened?â
âHe called me a frigit bitch and broke up with me right there on the dancefloor in front of the entire school,â she replied.
âWhat a creep,â I spat.
âItâs okay,â Lizzie interjected. âClaire got her own back on him, didnât you?â
âNot intentionally,â she objected.
âOh, come off it.â Lizzie rolled her eyes. âYou knew exactly what he would do when you went crying to him.
âWho?â I asked. âWhat did you do?â
Lizzie smirked. âShe went ru
I arched a brow. âWho?â
âGibsie,â Lizzie filled in.
âOh my god.â My eyes lit up. âWhat did he do?â
âWhat do you think he did?â Lizzie shot back. âHe jumped in to defend her honor.â
âHe didnât!â
âHe did,â Claire chirped gleefully.
âHe broke Jamieâs nose,â Lizzie added.
Claire sighed happily. âIt was epic.â
âYou couldâve come to me,â Lizzie said. âI wouldâve gladly kneed that eejit in the balls on your behalf ââ
Claireâs bedroom door burst inwards then, startling all three of us.
âOh my god,â Claire shrieked, tossing a pillow at the tall, blond boy who had invaded her privacy.
âI have a problem!â Gibsie announced, catching the pillow mid-air.
âGerard!â Claire hissed, glaring. âHave you ever heard of knocking?â
âThereâs no time,â he replied. âI need your help, babe.â
âIâm not your babe,â Claire grumbled and tossed another pillow at him. âWhat if I had been naked in here?â
âThen I would die a happy man,â he retorted as the second pillow smacked against his chest. âItâs the cat.â
She frowned. âBrian?â
âYou named your cat Brian?â I chuckled.
âHeâs not my cat,â Gibsie replied. âI donât even like cats.â
I frowned. âThen whose is he?â
âMy Mamâs,â Gibsie replied. âHeâs her pride and joy.â He turned back to Claire and said, âHeâs had an episode.â
âAnother one?â Scrambling off her bed, she adjusted her pajama shorts and padded towards him. âWhere?â
âUhâ¦â Shrugging sheepishly, Gibsie gestured to the door.
âHeâs in my house?â Claire squealed.
âWhy is your cat in her house?â Lizzie asked the question on everyoneâs mind.
âHe wasnât feeling well,â Gibsie replied. âI took him for a walk.â
âYou took your cat for a walk?â Lizzie shook her head. âBoy needs institutionalizing.â
âItâs not that strange,â he huffed defensively. âI live across the street.â
âDid you put a leash on him?â
âObviously.â Gibsie looked at her like it was the dumbest thing heâd ever heard. âHow else was I supposed to walk him over here?â
Lizzie shook her head. âThen I stand by my previous statement.â
âWow, youâre a barrel of laughs, arenât ya?â Gibsie shot back sarcastically. âPierce is a lucky lad.â
Lizzie responded by flipping him off.
âFocus,â Claire snapped, clicking her fingers in Gibsieâs face. âWhere is he now?â
âHeâs in your bathroom.â Grimacing, he added, âHeâs had an accident.â
âWhat kind of accident?â Claire growled.
He shrugged sheepishly. âThe explosive diarrhea kind?â
âGerard!â Claire screamed, slapping his huge bicep. âI told you not to bring him over here after the last time.â
âI was worried,â he groaned, rubbing his arm. âIâm sorry. But you have to help me.â
âAsk Hughie to help you,â she growled, planting her hands on her hips. âIâm tired of rescuing you.â
âI canât,â he groaned. âHeâs dropping Katie home and picking up the lads before we go out.â
âSo why are you still here?â Lizzie quipped, as she flicked through a magazine.
âHey,â I admonished quietly, poking her rib. âDonât be mean.â
âUgh!â Claire growled as she stomped out of the room with Gibsie hot on her heels.
âThat boy is an idiot,â Lizzie muttered, not looking up from her page. âOur friend is in love with a class-A idiot.â
âHeâs not that bad,â I replied and then quickly backpedaled. âHold on â you think Claireâs in love with Gibsie?â
Now Lizzie looked at me.
âIsnât it obvious?â she asked. âWhat girl in her right mind puts up with years of flirting and tormenting if she doesnât have serious feelings for him?â
âGerard!â Claire screamed at the top of her lungs, distracting us both. âYour cat is shitting in my bathtub!â
âI know,â Gibsie groaned loudly. âIt smells so bad, and he wonât stop.â
âI have to see this,â I snickered, scrambling off the bed. âAre you coming?â
Lizzie shook her head. âNope. Iâve seen more than enough of their antics to last me a lifetime, thank you very much.â
Shaking my head, I hurried out of the bedroom and across the landing, reaching the bathroom doorway to see a huge, and I mean seriously huge, snow white Persian cat balancing on the edge of the Biggs family bathtub.
Standing in the doorway, I watched their strange interaction with my hand clasped over my mouth, partially because of the smell, but mostly because it was so funny.
âBrian!â Gibsie was roaring. âWhat the hell is wrong with you?â He turned on the water and grabbed the shower head. âGod, thatâs the worst fucking thing Iâve ever smelled in my life.â
âYeah, I know, Gerard,â Claire hissed, covering her nose and mouth with her hand while using the other to pour bleach into the tub. âI can smell it too, you know.â
âHe did this on purpose,â he told her, tone accusing. âBecause I put him out of my room last night. Heâs punishing me.â
âHeâs glaring at you,â she told him.
âI know.â Gibsie shuddered. âJust pick him up and put him in the utility room.â
âHeâs glaring at me now,â Claire squeaked, scrambling away from the cat.
âHeâs trying to intimidate you, babe,â Gibsie coaxed. âDonât look him in the eyes.â
âChrist, heâs scarier than Mr. Mulcahy,â Claire groaned, shrinking behind Gibsieâs huge frame.
âJust come up from behind him and scoop him up,â he instructed as he held the shower hose in front of them like a weapon. âKeep his paws away from you âhold him away from your body and run.â
âI am not picking him up, Gerard,â Claire hissed, eyes wide. âHe looks like heâs two seconds away from murdering me.â
âIâll protect you,â he vowed valiantly.
âYouâre afraid of him!â
âFine, hold this,â he grumbled, passing my friend the hose. âIâll put the fucker out.â
âDo you think we should hose him down?â Claire asked. âHeâs got poo all over his fur.â
âFuck no,â Gibsie exclaimed. âLast time I tried to clean his ass, he maimed me.â
I laughed out loud.
âItâs not fucking funny, Shannon,â Gibsie grumbled, surprising me by remembering my name. âI had to get a tetanus shot because of him.â
âIâm sorry,â I snickered, clamping a hand over my mouth. âIâm not laughing at you, I promise,â I chuckled. âMore at the situation.â Studying the furry feline, I added, âHe looks like the cat from Inspector Gadget.â
âYeah, well heâs certainly evil enough,â Gibsie replied. âSome nights I wake up and heâs on my bed, standing over me with those evil little eyes.â He shook his head. âThey should have never neutered him. Heâs been in a homicidal mood ever since. Would have been an easier life to let the poor bastard keep his balls.â
âGo on, Gerard,â Claire coaxed, shoving Gibsie towards the tub. âYou can do this. I have every faith in you.â
âAh fuck, okay! Okay!â With his arms stretched out, Gibsie prowled towards the cat. âHere kitty kitty,â he coaxed, reaching over the tub to pick him out. âGood pussy⦠thatâs right⦠I love pussiesâ¦I do⦠I wonât hurt youâ ahhhhh!â
Brian snarled and wacked a paw at Gibsie, who, in turn, screamed like a girl and dove behind Claire.
âBad fucking pussy,â he choked out, dragging Claire away from the flailing cat who was hissing and spitting at them both. âDid he get me?â he demanded, thrusting his hand in her face. âI feel like he got me.â
âI donât know,â Claire screeched, pushing them both into the corner of the bathroom. âBut I really hate your cat,â she squeezed out, huddling under his arm.
âLet me help,â I offered, stepping into the danger zone.
Smothering my laughter, I swiped a towel off the hand rail and approached with caution.
âDonât do it, Shannon,â Gibsie warned as he and Claire clung to each other, cowering from the cat. âHeâs a bastard with violent tendencies
âThatâs not true,â I coaxed, crouching down in front of the bathtub, eyes locked on the stunning, albeit lethal, cat. âYouâre not a bastard, are you, Brian?â I asked as I reached out and stroked Brianâs head.
Surprisingly, he let me stroke him without fuss.
âMeow,â he croaked out, hackles retracting.
âItâs okay,â I soothed, stroking him in a gentle pattern. âYouâre okay.â
âJesus Christ,â Gibsie breathed. âYour girl here is like the pussy whisperer.â
âShannon,â Claire squeaked. âPlease be careful. Heâs vicious. He can turn on you in an instant.â
âYeah, Shannon,â Gibsie agreed. âBe fucking careful. He only lets my mother and Kav hold him. Heâs seriously dangerous.â
âShh, guys, donât shout,â I warned when Brianâs hackles shot back up. âYou two are making him nervous,â I explained. âHe can sense your anxiety and itâs making him lash out.â
I sat there for several more minutes just stroking and petting his face and ears until reaching over and scooping him up.
âGood boy,â I cooed lovingly, holding him to my chest.
Thankfully, I was rewarded with a deep purring noise.
Flicking my gaze to Gibsie, I asked, âHow far is your house?â
âDirectly across the street,â Gibsie replied.
âOkay.â I continued to stroke Brian. âDo you want me to carry him over to your house for you?â
He nodded gratefully.
I inclined my head toward the door and said, âLead the way.â
Gibsie scuffled out nervously, keeping a wide berth of me.
Careful not to upset the cat in my arms, I followed him out of the Biggsâ fancy house and across the street to another impressive looking three-story property.
âYouâre a lifesaver, Little Shannon,â Gibsie announced when Brian was safely tucked away in his house. âSeriously.â
âYouâre welcome,â I replied, feeling shy now that my mission was complete and I was alone with a virtual stranger. âIt was no big deal.â
âIt was for me,â Gibsie chuckled as he locked the front door and slipped his key back into his jeans pocket. âIâm heading out tonight for birthday drinks and you just saved my ass from showing up covered in scratches.â
âItâs your birthday?â I asked, falling into step alongside him as we crossed the quiet cul de sac road back to Claireâs house. âToday?â
âIt is indeed.â Gibsie grinned. âThe big one-seven.â
âOh, well happy seventeenth birthday,â I replied. âI hope you have a great night.â
âAh, Iâm only heading for a few quiet ones with the lads,â he explained as he walked up the garden path. âThe big celebrations will happen the end of May.â
âWhatâs in May?â
âMy best friendâs eighteenth,â he told me. Smiling knowingly, he added, âYou know him, right? Johnny Kavanagh?â
âOh.â My face turned a bright shade of red at the mention of Johnnyâs name. âYeah, weâve met.â
âHeâll have gotten the call up by then,â Gibsie added proudly. âItâll be a double celebration and a session and a half that night.â
The call up?
What call up?
I wanted to ask him about it, but I held my tongue, knowing that it wouldnât do me any good.
I didnât need to add any more Johnny obsessed thoughts into my already Johnny-filled mind.
âHeâs coming out with us tonight,â Gibsie continued to ramble on, oblivious to my blushing. âWhich is a fucking miracle in itself considering he never comes out with us anymore.â He opened the front door of the Biggsâ house and gestured for me to walk in first. âHughieâs actually picking Kav and Feely up after dropping Katie home.â Glancing at the clock hanging in the kitchen, he added, âTheyâll be here in a few. You should wait around down here and say hi to him.â Winking, he added, âI bet heâd love to see you.â
Was he teasing me?
I didnât think so.
But he was definitely stirring.
I just wasnât sure if it was for my benefit or not.
Either way, I was not staying downstairs to say hi to anyone.
âNo, thatâs okay,â I mumbled, feeling every ounce of blood rush to my face. âThe girls are waiting for me.â
âSuit yourself, Little Shannon,â Gibsie chuckled.
âHappy birthday.â Offering him a weak wave, I turned to bolt up the staircase. âHave a nice night.â
âWill do,â he called after me.
I didnât have to turn around to see he was grinning; I could hear it in his voice.