Chapter 131 – The Smell of Milk

When I led Obama back, I discovered that the confrontation between Xiao Qin and Ai Mi was still going on.

It’s just that both of them had a bottle of drinks to moisten their throats.

Xiao Qin had a glass bottle of lemon soda (probably bought from a nearby convenience store) and had already drunk half a bottle.

Ai Mi was still sprawled over the car seat and silently sucked from a carton of milk with a straw.

Because their war of words consumed too much water, the two had completely dry mouths. When I came back, no one took the initiative to converse.

They only looked at me with their gaze and tried to win my support.

Is there any need to fight to this extent? Do you think this is a US presidential election and it’s currently the presidential debate?

Fortunately, Peng TouSi was watching, Xiao Qin does not dare to be rash, or Ai Mi’s acting career would have ended early.

“Your back hasn’t completely recovered yet, you should head home and get some rest.”

I said to Ai Mi, who was slightly uncomfortable because of her long exposure to the sun.

Ai Mi looked at me with some grievances, she wanted to talk, but she had no more strength left in her voice. Thus, she pulled out her pink flip phone from the seams of the seat and pressed the buttons for along time, then she beckoned me to look at the words on the screen.

I leaned over and saw Ai Mi’s phone was in the state of SMS writing, the following sentence appeared on the screen:

“Kiss me.” (TN: This was said in English, I will italicize the English words)

Ah, some difficult English, please don’t test my worst subject right here!

Although I know that “me” stands for “me”, what does the previous word mean?

What starts with a K? I remember the word “killer” starts with the letter K. Of course, “kill” also starts with a K… Does this sentence mean “kill me”?

What a weird request! I have lived for 14 years and have never seen such a request! Ai Mi, although you have a terrible sense of direction and haven’t eaten any potato chips, your life is still much better than the average person. Why can’t you think it through, why must you seek death?

Eh? Seeing that I haven’t moved, you are still urging me by winking! What do you want me to do? Do you want me to single-handedly choke you to death with one hand? Peng TouSi is right beside us, if you are looking for a professional killer, go ask him!

“No!” I sternly refused. “I will not do that no matter what!”

“You… you dare to reject me…”

Ai Mi’s voice was a little hoarse, and she stopped halfway through her sentence.

She quickly pressed a button on her phone and then thrust the screen in front of me.

There was only one letter: “Y”

What is this dumb puzzle? Does it represent the “yes” or “no” that often appear in computer programs?

Of course, it would be No! Tiny creatures like ants and crickets live without purpose, why must you die at such a young age? Or do you actually want to go on “facebook“, but because Facebook has been blocked by China’s Firewall, and you have a net addiction, so you’re playing this riddle with me? (TN: The pun is Facebook in Chinese is also slang for (I/you) must die)

No, no, no, that’s illogical, what do you want me to do! Speak Chinese! Please speak Chinese!

The sun shining on my head suddenly went dark, Peng TouSi walked behind me and patiently explained:

“‘Kiss me’ means ‘kiss me’, ‘Y’ is the simplification of ‘why’, and it means ‘why’.”

Ai Mi fiercely glanced at Peng TouSi, it was evident that she felt he spoke out of turn.

After all that, she was still competing with Xiao Qin! Because Xiao Qin said that she kissed me, so you have to do it with me too? After I didn’t understand and refused, you still angrily asked why I refused!

I don’t want to kiss girls, and I definitely don’t want to kiss this little girl! Especially kissing you in front of Xiao Qin and Peng TouSi, even if you are not ashamed, I am!

In order to see the contents of Ai Mi’s phone, I was bent over, our faces were very close, and I was in a very uncomfortable posture. Now that I understood Ai Mi’s request, I immediately felt it was time to retreat.

Ai Mi suddenly stretched out and grabbed my sleeve, she tried to pull my body lower.

Originally with her strength, I can break away easily, but I was afraid I would aggravate her back injury, so I reluctantly followed her wishes, leaned forward to the extent it was almost a kneel.

When our eyes fell to the same level, her blue eyes revealed a joy of her plan succeeding. She puckered her lips and firmly planted a kiss on my cheek.

The original aim might have been my lips, but due to calculation errors, the last kiss was skewed.

Ai Mi immediately corrected it, because she had just drunk milk, her wet lips slipped across my face and touched the corner of my mouth.

I only just reacted, since I refused Ai Mi’s kiss, so she forcibly kissed me! How possessive! She actually thinks of me as her personal belonging!

Before our lips completely met, I pushed my face away angrily and wanted to completely put a stop to their stupid behavior.

Ai Mi, who realized this, didn’t want to let me go. She didn’t even think about it and ferociously bit my lips!

She almost made me bleed! After I stood up, I only felt the stinging pain in my lips, and my right cheek was still damp with milk.

How unsanitary! Ai Mi, you brat, you still spit milk? If you are going to drink milk, then drink responsibly and put it in your stomach! Don’t wipe it on someone else’s face!

Although the kiss was very short, Ai Mi’s expression was immediately full of arrogance. She wiped her mouth like a vampire who had just had her fill of blood.

“Hmph, this time, the manservant also kissed me!”

Ai Mi pointed at Xiao Qin who was behind me and laughed.

“The noble kiss bestowed by the master, and the cheap kiss of a peasant, there is no comparison! The manservant will soon forget you and return to being my loyal dog!”

“Woof, Woof!”

I want to declare, that sound was Obama barking, it wasn’t me barking like a dog.

Seeing that Xiao Qin did not respond to her ridicule, Ai Mi turned her head to me:

“Manservant, you said you won’t betray me! Don’t you want my gifts anymore?!”

If your so-called gifts include forced kisses, then I really don’t want it anymore.

How come no one considers my feelings, all talking to themselves!

“Although I was going to say some words to the manservant, my throat hurts too much, so let’s leave it for another day… Anyway, today is my win! Hahah——”

Because she laughed too hard, her throat couldn’t stand it. She started to cough after her “hahaha”.

Peng TouSi took the dog back to the rear seat, closed the door, and returned to the driver’s seat to re-start the car.

He gave me a gentle smile before leaving.

“Lin, we’ll meet again in the future. Please take care of yourself, otherwise, Miss will worry.”

Peng TouSi’s driving technique was as rough as his appearance, and the black car disappeared from in front of us in the blink of an eye.

Xiao Qin raised her head, chugged her soda, and threw the empty glass bottle in a nearby garbage bin.

“Phew —— the black bodyguard finally left, my limbs became stiff when he was standing here.”

She grabbed my arm naturally while speaking.

I stepped back and reminded Xiao Qin: “Hey, you’re just my childhood friend, have you forgotten?”

Xiao Qin was dazed for a while, then she suddenly realized and lightly tapped her head with a fist while sticking out her tongue.

“Oh (⊙o⊙), I forgot! Sorry~”

Then she followed behind me as before and walked while kicking the broken stones on the road.

“Hehe(*^__^*), although Ye Lin classmate was kissed by the blonde brat, the victory still belongs to me!”

“If you want to ask why, it’s because: the last time Ye Lin classmate kissed me, it was a French kiss! Two tongues entangled together, wet and sticky, a passionate kiss filled with love!”

Her radiant expression should be recorded and shown to Ai Mi.

I thought Xiao Qin would ask me how I met Ai Mi, and what was the relationship between us, but she didn’t ask.

“If childhood friends ask too many questions, they will be loathed!”

Xiao Qin said aloud.

“Also, in shoujo manga, girls who come from rich families, are basically all bad guys, nothing to be afraid of, there’s nothing to be afraid of!”

“It seems that my family is a bit better off than the class leader… Should I tell mom to donate some money for charity…”

While considering those useless problems along the way, Xiao Qin separated from me at the fork in the road and headed to the subway station alone.

When I got home, I looked at the calendar on the wall and suddenly realized a serious problem.

There will be a midterm exam before summer comes.

I am not particularly worried about things like failing English.

My main concern is that after the exam, there will definitely be a parent-teacher conference.

During the meeting, the parents will sit in their child’s seat.

Therefore, my dad and Xiao Qin’s mother will sit next to each other like Xiao Qin and me.

The two of them know each other. Dad will be very surprised to see Auntie Ren, and Auntie Ren will definitely change the topic to me and Xiao Qin!

The things I have been trying to keep a secret from the old man will be exposed!