Chapter 235 – Sage Mode

Contrary to expectations, I sighed in relief after I heard the sound of the heavy front door closing behind Xiao Qin.

Speaking in terms of the possible results, at least I prevented my dad’s balls from being bursted.

I dressed myself in lightning speed. The outfit Xiao Qin chose for me was actually pretty fitting. I looked at myself in the mirror and I seemed more like a good person than usual.

A familiar knock came from the door before I could even sit down.

I opened the door a sliver and saw half of Xiao Qin’s face. She begged in a pitiful voice:

“Can you return my bag? I can’t return home without my transit pass and keys…”

Her eyes were flushed red, she was like a rabbit begging for a carrot.

I snorted and brought the bag out from the bedroom. I even let her change her shoes.

Xiao Qin now looks like a normal student who just left school (except I know she has butterfly knot ribbons on her legs under her dress). She was a bit hesitant and wasn’t sure if she should leave or stay.

“Um… If I stay to do my homework, can you guarantee you won’t push me down today?”

The question was as childish as her tone of voice and it seemed she already knew it was an unrealistic suggestion.

“No!” I replied in a bad mood, who knows what would happen if we do our homework together? It wasn’t easy for me to protect my dad’s balls!

Xiao Qin asked with disappointment: “Will you remove me as a girlfriend because I ran away?”

I wanted to say ‘YES’ loudly, but that mahjong auntie walked up the stairs and was curiously watching us from a distance.

Damn it, did you hire that auntie? Why do we bump into her every time! She lives right above us and she loves to gossip!

I didn’t want to make a scene in front of the nosy auntie, so I unwillingly said: “I won’t. Don’t worry and go home!”

Xiao Qin had a cheerful look and bid farewell. She went down the stairs perfectly content, and she even greeted the mahjong auntie on the way down.

I walked back into the room feeling empty inside. As I watched Xiao Qin walk further and further away from the windows, my lower abdomen area became even more impatient and unmanageable.

This torture isn’t something an ordinary person can withstand! If I had made Xiao Qin stay, she would be the one suffering and not me.

Can’t help it, it would be hard to even fall asleep with it this erect. I could only deal with it with my hand.

I actually seldom jack off! Most of my energy is expended through exercise! It’s a taboo for martial artists to let lust take over their body, I was always able to keep calm! It’s not a simple task to achieve when my entire house is filled with adult goods!

It’s all because Xiao Qin incited me! She fired me up but didn’t help me resolve it, this is bullying, right? Bastard! I’m pissed! I want to see how she explains herself tomorrow at school!

But wait! If I do a dry rub without any materials, I would imagine Xiao Qin when I close my eyes! It might be even sexier than her real body! How pitiful is it if I can’t sleep because of Xiao Qin, but I still have to use her as fap material!

No way! I should use some materials! Since that’s the one thing we don’t lack at home. I know, there’s an H manga under the bed, I’ll use that!

Ah, the art is pretty good, it’s practical… right when I was feeling good, I suddenly realized something was wrong —— this H manga is about a siscon! I thought I could use it before when I didn’t have a sister, but now Ai Mi is my sister, wouldn’t it be perverted to use this to fap?!

I quickly flipped through the book and it’s actually really bad! There was not a single story about a harmonious brother and sister. These evil brothers only used drugs or rape, some of them even locked their sisters in the basement to use as sex slaves! Hey, your sister is crying! I can’t believe you can keep going even when your sister’s eyes are filled with tears!

I flung the book away like I was avoiding a venomous snake. I found another book which was about celebrities. The first female celebrity was forced to strip in a bar and dance naked which was still pretty normal.

The second one was a loli celebrity! She was forced by her manager to sing her hit song completely naked! Now it’s overlapping with Ai Mi! How much do Japanese H manga authors hate me!

Bad things don’t happen more than three times, so I found another H manga. I originally wanted to find a fantasy one, but there was none, only one about female cops remained. Although the female cop with the black hair immediately reminded me of the class leader and she was treated miserably when her cover was blown, I still shamelessly finished it.

Ah, my heart reverted back to sage mode as I stared at the wad of tissues in my hand —— humans are such ugly creatures! Love is so useless! I will never do something this dumb again!

But no matter what, I still had to operate the dumb adult goods store.

I turned on the computer and logged on to Taobao. I discovered the customer who bought Shu Zhe’s clothing left a good review.

Popeye: “It’s worthy of being clothes that had been in contact with Miss model. It’s always emitting an alluring fragrance!”

Damn, was he itching to inspect the goods with his nose right after he received it? Where did you smell the ‘alluring fragrance’? It’s all in your head! Our store doesn’t even have a female model, only a man in female clothing! I’m truly sorry if you already used those clothes to fap! I didn’t want to harm anyone! I had no choice since you said you would give me a bad review if I didn’t sell it to you!

Since Popeye was a diamond buyer, he straightforwardly confirmed the receival of goods and I received my payment.

I dropped the mouse and hesitated in front of the LCD display for a long period of time. I still want to keep a baseline and do honest business even when I sell embarrassing adult goods. But today I sent a fake product to a customer so I feel a bit of shock.

But it can’t be helped. We can’t afford a real model, so we can only use a trap as a substitute. Also, I’ve never directly tried to sell the clothes worn by Shu Zhe! You guys were the ones who forced me to sell it!

Amen, you guys won’t suffer any psychological shocks as long as you never find out the truth about Shu Zhe…

I really hope a similar customer does not appear. If this keeps up the Happy Valley Love Shop will turn into the Happy Valley Pervert Shop!

I saw someone leave a comment on the store:

—— Miss model is beautiful, but there are not enough pictures! The store doesn’t have pictures for see-through stockings set or skintight leopard print uniforms! Those are all hot items right now! Hurry and add them!

I quickly took a look at other stores who had those pictures.

My god! The first set uniform is virtually like the cover of a porn magazine! Pretty much half the lower body is exposed! My PS skills are really shoddy, so how will I be able to photoshop boobs on Shu Zhe! Don’t tell me I have to hire Eunuch Cao and use that big failure? Just thinking about it is trouble!

The leopard set might be possible to pull off since it has suspenders and stockings. It doesn’t really reveal the breasts, I could simply PS the outline of breasts onto Shu Zhe’s final pictures.

Why is there a censor on the back of the model on these images?

Oh, I remember —— you can’t really tell from the front, but the character that the uniform is based on wears a T-back! It’s not like Taobao is a porn site, so they have to add a censor!

Isn’t this too fast? Two days ago, it was a normal nurse uniform, but now he has to wear a T-back?! Also, wouldn’t Shu Zhe need a censor on the front and back?! It would be trouble if any of the customers see any suspicious lumps on the front!

But I can’t cover it! None of the other stores cover the front of their models, so would I be giving myself away if I covered it?

Luckily, Shu Zhe hasn’t developed much. Will we be able to deceive people if we forcefully pulled it back?

He would probably resist, right? It would be shameful for him to wear the T-back, right? But it’s all the sell product!

It’s all for the business! How much hard work and sacrifice have I made to increase profits!

After I woke up, it was a beautiful Friday again. I practiced some punches by Dong Shan Lake and listened to him complain about his grandchildren. Then I arrived at school filled with energy.

I came a bit early so I began sharpening one of my pencils because I was bored. At the same time, Xiao Qin stammered into the classroom and sat down at her spot.