Chapter 292 – Water and Ink

Perhaps she took my appetite into consideration, because Gong CaiCai ordered a ton of food at McDonald’s, almost to the point where it was like she was feeding a pig.

“Um, since I didn’t know what you liked, so I ordered almost everything. Hope you don’t mind…”

Gong CaiCai, who was sitting across from me, had an apologetic expression and she bowed deeply towards me.

Ah, it would have been great if Loud Mouth was here. Every time food goes to waste, I always feel deeply apologetic to North Koreans. The president of the HHH club probably has a similar mindset, otherwise, why would he prevent my dad from making jokes about North Korea in his reviews.

Thus I chose mainly meat to stuff into my mouth while feeding the greens to the rabbits.

In all likelihood, my demeanor of wolfing down the food was rude. She couldn’t help but laugh when she saw the disparity compared to her usual table manners.

Even though her voice was quiet, but the distance between us became closer and she was no longer as afraid of me, and she stuttered much less.

“I want to ask, do you not get scolded when you feed animals during mealtime at home?”

Um, my dog eats the same time as me. Even now whenever I pick up the bowl at the dinner table, I would always feel like a dog was quietly resting near my feet.

But if I lower my head to look, I would never find him.

Gong CaiCai glanced left and right with a guilty conscience to confirm her family members were not nearby. Then she picked out a piece of lettuce like me and fed it to a rabbit.

She was extremely excited when she saw the rabbits chewing vigorously. Then she fed them again, but this time she didn’t glance to either side.

Gong CaiCai covered her chest and she had a red tint to her face. It seems feeding animals at the dinner table was the most rebellious thing she had done to her family.

It made her nervous but excited. She kept doing it until the rabbits stopped accepting it.

“I was a bad girl today.” Gong CaiCai muttered, “I won’t do it again.”

How obedient are you? If it was my home, my dad won’t care even if I put an animal on the dining table, he might even be in his study room rubbing one out to Yuria Satomi.

The music they were playing inside the McDonald’s felt a bit romantic.

A male from QingZi Academy High School division was currently sharing a french fry with a female classmate. Of course, it ended with a kiss.

But I’m a Spartan who won’t be influenced by the outside world. I continued as before and wolfed down the food.

Once I was full and was planning on shamelessly taking the leftovers home, Gong CaiCai seemed to have worked up her courage and lowered her head and pleaded:

“Ye Lin classmate, I have something I want to tell you, but can you please not get mad.”

I paused, “Go ahead. How can I get mad when you treated me to this much food.”

Gong CaiCai lowered her head even more, “Um… since you’re already together with the class leader, can you stop being as intimate with Xiao Qin classmate… because it’s bad to have an affair.”

It seems like she used a lot of energy to speak her mind. She was breathing heavily with a red face, and the two bunnies on her chest were also rising and dropping in a panic.

Hey, the class leader was the one who came after. Also, I already made plans, not only do I want to have an affair, but I also want to start a harem.

She curled up and shivered when she met my gaze.

“Ye, Ye Lin classmate is clearly a good person, but why is your gaze so wicked.”

I couldn’t help but laugh loudly: “I’m a good person because I saved you once? Don’t be naive. You should be smarter and protect yourself in the future. Even if it’s someone who has helped you before, they might still try to take advantage of you.”

The main reason I said to her was because I didn’t want her to always fall for traps. Then the class leader or I would have to save her and that would be a pain.

Gong CaiCai shifted her line of sight to the white rabbits in the cage.

“But it seems the rabbits all really like Ye Lin classmate… I can tell from their eyes… why do you have to say you’re a bad person?”

Yeah, animals love me, but rabbits aren’t lie detectors. How can they be the judge of good and evil? Based on how foolish rabbits look, they will probably happily receive any carrots even when you’re about to stew them.

I laughed and made it seem as if I was very knowledgeable about the world:

“There’s no such thing as a person who’s 100% good. Even good people have their weak points. If they can’t resist against enticements, then they will do bad things.”

Gong CaiCai widened her eyes as if she was learning a lot and it made me feel good and want to teach more.

“Um, take me for example. Even though I saved you and you think I’m a good person, I’m still having an affair…”

Gong CaiCai raised her head and said quietly: “So the rumors about how Ye Lin classmate is a huge pervert is true…”

So, there were these rumors about me. Forget it, since that’s the case, I might as well admit it to Gong CaiCai.

“… that’s right, I am perverted, so I’m having an affair. Maybe there’s something wrong with my brain. I know it’s wrong, but I can’t control myself… how about you tell that to Xiao Qin…”

Gong CaiCai cast a suspicious look, “Shouldn’t I tell the class leader?”

What’s the point of telling the class leader, I only made the womanizer plan to deal with Xiao Qin. Of course, I want the rumors to spread to Xiao Qin and chase her away.

I thought about it for a while and thought she was too innocent to be a part of my plan. If I pull her into my harem and pretend to have a relationship with her, she can’t go betray her conscience and might tell everything to the class leader. It’s better to keep my distance from her.

Thus I made a wicked expression and said to Gong CaiCai:

“All men are perverted. As for me, I’m a super pervert. You seem easy to bully and you have big breasts, so if you stay with me too long, I can’t guarantee I won’t get any strange ideas towards you. You should try to stay away from me.”

Gong CaiCai lowered her head in embarrassment when I bluntly mentioned her breasts.

“I’ve been taking height medicine recently, hoping they would absorb them and put it towards my height, but it seems to have failed…”

Don’t eat weird medicine. Also if your breasts disappear, let alone the boys of 28 Middle, even the scarred man from earlier will be heartbroken.

“…I always feel like Ye Lin classmate is saying these things on purpose so I won’t get closer. Is it dangerous staying by your side?”

“Of course it’s dangerous.” I scared her and said, “Actually, I’m scum when it comes to relationships. I’ve even felt Xiong YaoYue’s breasts. If you feel mad, you should tell Xiao Qin.”

“Why would I tell Xiao Qin, I’m not that familiar with her….” Gong CaiCai couldn’t understand my motive, “Also, Xiao Xiong always bullies me, so even if you felt it… she deserves it…”

Hmph, so she can harbor a grudge. Do you think I touched her breasts to take revenge for pulling up your skirt?

I stuck out my finger and warned her.

“Anyway, I’m very bad, but not bad in the sense you’re thinking about. But even if I’m bad, I’ll still help you out if I see you in trouble in the future. But don’t get near me, my purpose is not pure. For example, treating me to a meal like currently would be crossing the line.”

Gong CaiCai didn’t seem to believe my words.

I don’t understand girls. I already clearly stated I was a bad person, but she still tried to defend me:

“Why do you say that? I feel like those two on the bridge… are the ones harboring evil intentions. Even though Ye Lin classmate has a menacing gaze, but it’s still pure.”

“Pure my ass.” I scoffed, “You’re pure like water, but I’m pure like ink. The things I’ve heard or seen will make you vomit for three straight days. Do you want to be stained black by me?”

I pointed to the rabbit cage, “You’ve only ate one meal with me and already started to feed animals on the dining table. What else do you want to do, street racing or join a motorcycle gang? You’re an obedient girl and a good student, you’ll be stained black by me.”

“Remember to stay away from me unless you want to be bad, understand?”

Gong CaiCai stood there with her mouth and eyes agape as I left the McDonald’s leaving her and the trembling rabbits behind.

The next day at school, Gong CaiCai seemed to have restored her usual fear towards me. But I also realized whenever I’m chatting with Eunuch Cao or others, Gong CaiCai would timidly try to listen in with curiosity.