Chapter 328 – A Cat And Lipstick

Uncle Fireball was working hard for our store while spitting out ideas:

“I recommend Ms. Red Berries to wear lipstick when blowing up balloons, that way, it’s like she intentionally kissed every balloon. Some customers would impatiently untie the balloon, so they could take large gulps of her breath while having an indirect kiss with her!”

When you say ‘some customers’, you’re probably just referring to yourself. But it’s not a bad idea. Since I let Shu Zhe manage the ‘You Choose What I Wear’ service, I should start a new project.

Balloons are very cheap and you can buy them at any supermarket. It doesn’t take a lot of effort to blow up a balloon, and we could start work immediately after I buy Shu Zhe a cheap stick of lipstick, but as for how to price it…

“¥20 for balloons without lip marks, and ¥50 for balloons with a mark.”

It was if I could see Uncle Fireball slapping a table energetically.

If I could earn ¥50 for a balloon, then I’m going to go buy lipstick tomorrow! Also, you could blow balloons at any time without waiting for a 72 hour cooling period, and the small profits will build up quickly.

Since Gramps was afraid of getting back pain again, he became more cautious when teaching. The time I spent practicing with him on the lakeside was evidently reduced.

As a result, I arrived earlier at school every day. Early Friday morning, I walked passed the school gates and coincidentally bumped into Shu Zhe.

“Bro Ye Lin, are you also on class duty?” Shu Zhe asked me.

I didn’t respond and passed him the silk underwear that was stuck in between a notebook.

He knowingly stuffed the notebook in his backpack, then he looked around for people before stick out his hand towards me.

“Please give me the ¥500.”

He seemed to be immensely pleased with himself.

What’s there to be proud of? Do you think you can show off the fact that you speak with customers while pretending to be a girl? Can you please take a closer look at reality, I mean the silk underwear Uncle Fireball chose has a opening slit in the middle! If you wear it, wouldn’t your dick be hanging out? It’s way too perverted.

Thus I didn’t hand him any money and looked at him with contempt.

“There’s nothing to be proud of even if you’re a bit good at ‘keeping company’. Besides, I’m not carrying a lot of cash with me. I’ll give you the money after 72 hours, after you hand the ‘goods’ to me.”

“Why?” Shu Zhe was discontent with my decision, “Didn’t you always give me money first?”

“Hmph, that’s before, but not anymore. Did you already forget how you messed up the sexy white rose underwear? It’s because you became negligent after I gave you the money first, so I decided to postpone the payment to prevent similar events from happening…”

I said as I cracked my fingers.

“Do you have anything else you want to say?”

“N, no….” Shu Zhe mumbled, “It’s fine as long as you pay me…”

After two classes, I decided to skip radio calisthenics even though I was the PE committee member. I flipped over the back wall while everyone was displaying their youth and headed off to buy lipstick.

The class leader would be furious when she finds out. Those lackeys from the student council will definitely realize when a student is missing and report it to the teacher, then our class will have points deducted. Plus, Eunuch Cao also made some sort of new boy and girl pairing radio calisthenics and purposely did the wrong movements (for example, when the girl next to him turns to the right with her back facing him, he would purposely make obscene postures towards her back). Our class might even be branded as the worst class at radio calisthenics.

It can’t be helped even if I make the class leader mad, since there are the fewest number of students outside the school during radio calisthenics. I definitely don’t want to be seen by an acquaintance when buying lipstick.

Especially if I was seen by Xiong YaoYue, then she would be even more confident that I was a ‘bottom’ homosexual. She might even try to share her lipstick experience with me.

Now that I brought it up, I’m not even sure if Xiong YaoYue has even used lipstick before.

I’ve said previously that there was a bookstore at the end of the food stall street. It was located halfway underground and had a secret section where you could buy hentai and AV. Recently, they opened up new products towards girls and began to sell simple makeup products.

I slipped into the concealed store entrance and glanced around. Luckily, there were no other customers, and the boss was sitting behind the counter with a full head of sweat and a desk fan in front of him.

“Young man, did you come here to watch films.” I never came here many times, yet he still remembers me well.

I remember I came here last time to buy a copy of ‘The Holy Bible · The Old Testament’ for copying, but he recommended me the hentai, ‘Bible Black’, and it pissed me off so I left.

“I’m not here to watch films.” I said with embarrassment, “I heard you guys are selling makeup, I… I wanted to buy lipstick for my girlfriend.”

Ah, so embarrassing. I don’t really care much about the boss’ vulgar smile, but the main problem is that Shu Zhe isn’t my girlfriend! I should have just bought it online.

It would have been fine to bring Xiao Qin too. Even if she still has menstrual pain, she would still follow along happily if I bought two lipsticks and promised to give her one. Then, I could even tell Xiao Qin to help me buy more lipstick in the future.

“No wonder you don’t need to watch ‘Bible Black’, you already have a real person.” The boss joked around while recommending a line of light pink lipstick.

“Not these ones.” I said, “I want the really really bright red ones.”

The boss was surprised, “I never thought you would have such unique tastes for someone so young…”

I already know girls nowadays like lipstick with light colors. Some avant-garde girls use blue, or black, and red was already long out of date. But I need lipstick to leave kiss marks on a balloon. It wouldn’t be clear enough if it’s a light color. At that time, will you take responsibility if customers leave me negative reviews?

In the end, I didn’t really have many options since there were too few red lipsticks. I ended up buying a more expensive one that claims ‘keeps your lips moist and lasts a long time’. It contains some sort of honey nectar essence and naturally fights against oxidation.

Damn, I spent fifty big ones! That’s enough for me to buy two lunches and have some leftover. I remember there were a lot of ¥20 ones online, what a blunder.

But it’s fine if I think about it. If it goes well, I can sell each balloon for ¥50 and make my money back.

I returned to school during break when radio calisthenics had already ended. I walked carefully in the hallway with the lipstick in my pocket, but I didn’t expect to meet the class leader when I turned around a corner.

The class leader was standing in the hallway and removing the creases on her skirt.

Because girls might expose themselves during radio calisthenics if they’re wearing a skirt, a lot of girls would prepare a backup pair of pants in the summer. They would put on the pants for radio calisthenics, then switch back to a skirt when it’s over.

How troublesome.

The class leader saw me walk over, but she didn’t interrogate me on why I skipped radio calisthenics. Instead, she was glancing at something on the windowsill on her right side.

Isn’t that a kitten? It was a furry kitten that was not much larger than the palm of your hand. How did it even get into the school and on top of the windowsill? 28 Middle prohibits bringing pets inside the school, but it’s even worse if it’s a wild cat.

If I remember correctly, the head teacher hates cats. The number one thing she hates is student relationships, and the second thing she hates are cats. If she found the kitten, she would definitely kick it onto the roads.

Speak of the devil, right when I was thinking about her, I heard her irritating snarl:

“Where did that cat go? Hurry up and find it! Don’t you guys know the vice-principal is allergic to cats? We have to toss it out!”

Then you could hear the footsteps of at least 5 other people. I guess there are at least four members of the student council working as her accomplices.

Based on the sound, they are within 20 feet of us, and they could catch the kitten once they turn around the corner.

The kitten was completely unaware of the nearby dangers. It stretched lazily and called out to the class leader.

“Meow~~~”

The class leader had a surprised and joyous expression.

There’s actually a cat that doesn’t care about a hunter’s aura! If I looked closely, this cat has a similar pattern on its fur similar to the cat overlord who wanders around the monastery.

It’s the overlord cat who swatted the class leader with his meaty paws after being stared at for over twenty seconds.

Is this kitten a descendant? Are newborn cats not afraid of tigers?

“Head teacher, can you give the cat to me after we catch it?” One of the student council members asked with bad intentions. Since they were nearby, we could hear their conversation clearly.

“Do you want to bring it home to raise it?” the head teacher spoke with indifference.

“No, my aunt’s husband is great at making a snake and cat dish, so I want to provide him with some materials…”

“Alright, you can take it home.”

What kind of situation is this? The class leader’s Justice Devil aura already shot through the sky. Are you planning on going against the head teacher and the student council for this cat?

As long as you don’t mind losing your position as the class leader, I’ll stand beside you as long as you give me an order.

I don’t typically hit teachers because of my father’s previous career, but the head teacher isn’t even a teacher in my eyes. The head teacher hasn’t taught students anything other than turning on each other.