Chapter 413 – Sweet or Salty?

Ai Mi said unhappily: “How can you use the hand towels to wipe my feet?”

She pointed at seven towels handing on stainless steel rings, “The second from the last is used to wipe feet. The third from the last is for my upper and lower legs.”

Isn’t it annoying to differentiate it to this extent? No wonder it takes you 40 minutes to shower since wiping your body would account for over 20 minutes!

I asked in an annoyed manner: “Then what’s the last towel for?”

Ai Mi pouted, “It’s none of your business.”

Ai Mi had changed a position after I changed the towel. She laid with her head down in the bathtub and her two feet raised up high along the edge of the tub.

“Ai Mi, is this how Peng TouSi usually attends to you?” I asked.

“Pretty much, but your hands aren’t as rough as his, so it feels more comfortable when being touched by you.”

“Men all have rough hands. Why don’t you get a female servant?”

“Because I like men.”

“What?”

“What’s so strange about it? If it was you, you would probably want someone of the opposite sex to serve you. But if you like people of the same sex, I’ll lend Peng TouSi to you for a couple of days.”

I can’t accept such a precious gift, you can keep him for yourself.

“Oh, speaking of female servants, the only person I can accept as of now would be Winnie.”

Winnie? That’s easy, as long as you pay her, she would wholeheartedly follow you .

“On top of being a servant, I also want her to be a bodyguard and housekeeper…”

Hey, don’t go overboard. If you want to give her that much work, then you have to pay her three times the wages.

“But then I dropped the thought because it’s only fun when I play with Winnie now, but if we had a clear subordinate and master relationship, we wouldn’t have as much fun.”

I think if Xiong YaoYue became a servant, bodyguard, and housekeeper, you guys would still play well together, but your house affairs would be in a mess.

Ai Mi suddenly began laughing out loud.

“Hahahah…. the martial arts director, Ren HongLi, claimed to be a world champion, but she’s nothing special.”

“Hey, when does an amateur like you have the rights to criticize her skills?”

I only planned on wiping the bottoms of Ai Mi’s feet, but she even split apart her toes for me to wipe in between.

“I mean she couldn’t even beat Kyle.”

Nonsense, I might believe it if you said she couldn’t beat Peng TouSi, since he was victorious in death matches…. but Kyle? He might have good results in a gym, but that’s it. I could completely dominate him if I used berserk mode.

“It’s true. Ren HongLi got hit hard by Kyle today, so we had to end the shoot early. But I should at least thank her for letting me come home early.”

“Well, it was Ren HongLi’s own fault. She told Kyle to hit her.”

“What, why?”

“Uh… there’s this martial arts scene where Kyle is supposed to dodge the mini-boss’ punch by millimetres. Kyle wasn’t able to execute it properly, so Ren HongLi told Kyle to punch her, so she could demonstrate.”

Even though Kyle was a gentleman and wouldn’t hit women, Auntie Ren was also renowned for being stubborn. Kyle would have no choice to punch her if she wanted him to punch her.

“Haha, Ren HongLi even said his first two punches were too slow. She told him to do it as hard as he could and not worry as if she was impervious to guns and knives…”

Well, she might not be impervious to guns and knives, but with the use of Hua Jin, she could effortlessly evade Kyle’s punch.

“The director also told Kyle to not hold back, so he could learn quickly and resume filming. Kyle had no choice and punched… what do you think happened next.”

“Hahaha…. it was hilarious.” Ai Mi clutched her belly and kicked the water with her feet spraying it onto my shirt.

“Kyle threw out his punch and it looks like she moved slightly and dodged it like the previous two times, but then she ran to some nearby bushes to vomit. How embarrassing that the martial arts director was beaten by one of Kyle’s punches. Let’s see if she has the face to teach us in the future.”

“Ow, my feet hurts, why are you using so much strength?”

This… sounds bad, if Ai Mi saw Auntie Ren move, then Auntie Ren must have avoided the punch, but then why would she vomit?

Only two words floated clearly in my mind: “Morning sickness.”

Is Auntie Ren pregnant? She has cravings for sour foods and now she’s throwing up without any reasons.

Even if my dad and Auntie Ren doesn’t get married, how will Xiao Qin and I act with each other once the kid gets born. Xiao Qin definitely won’t let me treat her as my sister, but if I pressed Xiao Qin me under me like today what if our sibling comes in and asks:

“Brother, sister, what game are you guys playing?”

It’s a game to create a successor! Kids should face the wall as punishment and can’t play the iPad for a week.

I was slightly absent-minded and wiped Ai Mi’s feet multiple times until it had turned red.

“That’s enough.” Ai Mi said, “Change a towel and wipe my legs.”

As I went to change the towel, I realized a part of my shirt was soaked.

I took off my shirt without thinking too much about it. I hung it on the clothes dryer next to the tub so it would be dry before I leave.

“Hey, who let you take off your clothes.” Ai Mi stood sat up in the tub, “Don’t damage my precious eyes with your inferior body. Why did you train to get so much muscles, do you want to compete in a bodybuilding competition?”

“My shirt got wet, so I took it off to dry it.” I didn’t find it strange being naked in front of my own sister.

I turned around to get the third from the last towel and I heard Ai Mi’s surprised voice from behind:

“Manservant… what’s wrong with your back?”

I looked at it through a mirror and saw three scars on my back. It was caused during that rainy day when I saved Ai Mi from the tree. The wound was shallow, but it left some clear scars.

“It’s fine, just sme light injuries.” I smiled, “I don’t feel anything now.”

Ai Mi’s voice sounded serious, “Come, I want to feel it.”

I could only sit on the tub with my back facing Ai Mi so she could touch it.

“Does it hurt?” her wet hands rubbed against my dry and scarred back.

“It doesn’t hurt at all, but… it is a bit itchy.”

“If female actors had such a large scar on the body, they would have to leave the entertainment industry.” Ai Mi said with a sigh.

“Then it’s a good thing I’m not a female actor. So it’s fine even if I get three more scars.”

Ai Mi was silent for a while, “So you mean if I’m in danger again, you will save me just like last time?”

“Of course.” I answered without any hesitation, “I don’t mind even if I lose a limb, so scars are nothing in comparison.”

“That’s true… it’s a worthwhile exchange for this planet to exchange the beautiful me for my ugly manservant….”

“Don’t make me mad. Me saving you has nothing to do with appearance.”

I suddenly felt something incredibly soft on my back.

I couldn’t make sense of it at the beginning, then I realized Ai Mi was holding my back with her hands and licking my scars with her tongue.

“Hey, what are you doing? I haven’t showered yet, so there would be a lot of germs on my scar.”

I turned my head and tried to stop her.

Ai Mi looked up, but her tongue didn’t part from my scars.

“I only want to see what devotion tastes like.”

“What?”

“It’s said you can gain immortality if you eat Tang Seng’s (A human monk) meat in Journey to the West. So I want to taste your meat, maybe it might even have nutritious benefits.”

“Scars aren’t meat, plus you’re licking…”

Before I finished my sentence, I felt a jolt of pain. Ai Mi actually bit off a section of my dead skin, then chewed and swallowed it.

What the hell, are you a demon?

“It’s bitter.” Ai Mi critiqued with a frown.

No shit, do you think dead skin near a scar would taste good?

I jumped up and ran to the mirror to see if it was bleeding. A bit of blood was actually coming out, damn Ai Mi is ruthless…

“Come here.”

“Why?” I asked vigilantly.

“Blood…”

“What about it?”

“I want to taste your blood…”

So you’re a vampire now too?