Chapter 424 – Alternate Universe

But there’s a good saying that young people should not overthink. Since the class leader has a lot of dexterity, it’s unlikely a pervert could get their hands on her unless we get stuck in a dead alley again. Even if she was unfortunate enough to encounter that situation, she still might not be willing to get married to me.

That’s why I should focus on protecting the jugs of oil in my hands. If I accidentally collide into a sharp object and cause it to leak, then all of the class leader’s hard work would go to waste.

“Ye Lin…”

“What.”

“The basketball tournament starts this Friday. Are you prepared?”

“Oh that. I did practice a lot on my own and I’m confident we can win the first couple of games as long as we don’t get matched with class 2-2.”

Niu ShiLi and the others have also been practising a lot, but I’m not optimistic about how well they would cooperate in game. I guess let’s just see how it goes.

“The price of summer food are also dropping…”

The class leader suddenly said.

“What?”

“I bought too much at the market today.” The class leader said without any emotions, “It’s fine if you want to come by my house for dinner the day after tomorrow.”

Is that the reward for helping you carry the oil? Let me see, today is Wednesday, tomorrow is Thursday, so the day after tomorrow is Friday…

Why does it have to be Friday! I already have an appointment with He Ling at Traktirr Pushkin on Friday! Even though I’m looking forward to eating with He Ling, my main objective is to retrieve Auntie Ren’s necklace.

“Um, can we do Thursday?” I slightly slowed down my pace.

“No. Our original agreement was I would treat you to dinner if you take first in our grade, but I’m making an exception and letting you come over on Friday if you win your first match.”

“Huh, so I have to win on Friday?”

“You can’t do it? I have expectations of you, but you’re going to lose the first match?”

Whether we lose or win completely depends on who we draw as our opponent! If we play class 2-2 in the first match, Shen ShaoYi will defintely take advantage of our lack of cooperation and massacre all of us.

“Fine, I’ll try my best. But if we win, can we change the date to Saturday?”

“I’m busy on the Weekend and Thursday. I only have time on Friday.”

The class leader told me flat out.

“But… I really can’t make it Friday…”

“Hmph, then forget it.” The class leader seemed to be throwing a small tantrum then began carrying our bags forward.

I could only turn my body around and try to squeeze past the car. The class leader followed along and copied my actions.

“Move faster.” When I was only halfway through, the class leader abruptly pushed on my arm and her urgent tone was baffling to me.

I subconsciously tried to take a look inside the sedan:

So it turns out there are people in the car. It was a man and woman without any clothes on rocking the car! How shameless, at least find a more private area! I was hoping their cars was actually a transformers who was fed up with their nonsense and then transforms and crushes them inside of it.

Regardless if it was during the day or at night, the class leader has much better vision than me. She must have already seen inside a car so she urged me to move faster.

But it’s the first time I’ve witnessed this scene up close. I subconsciously slowed down and widened my eyes to see what they were doing.

They were in a 69 position! The seats were put down flat and the woman had placed her snow white buttocks, that was faintly discernible under the moonlight, without restraint on the man’s face. She also brushed her hair to one side and had her body lowered which performing a special service on the man’s lower body. I couldn’t see it clearly, but that’s what she must have been doing.

Everything I saw was fuzzy with my normal eyes. I wonder if the class leader could see everything crystal clear with her hunter’s vision.

The class leader didn’t want to look, but since I was blocking the way, she glanced at them for a couple seconds then turned away in in shame.

I feel like the class leader would kick me if I didn’t keep going, so I could only reluctantly part ways with the couple in the car. I hoped they would still be going at it when I leave the class leader’s place.

After this incident, it became awkward between us and neither of us spoke.

As we entered the building, the class leader wanted to go first so she could open the door for me when we got up to the fifth floor. But she realized that if she walked up the stairs before me, she would have to point her butt to my face which caused her to think of the car shaking earlier. Hence she walked behind me while staring daggers at my back.

I can’t see the class leader, but I’m still thinking about her. Which reminds me it seems the girl who was in the car earlier had long hair like the class leader. It amazes me that she would be brazen enough to do that right at the entrance of the neighborhood. I think the class leader would get her own police car once she becomes a policewoman. If I can embrace the class leader in her uniform and also shake the car with her…

No, no, I can’t think about it anymore. My mind is way too dirty, it must be because I read too many H manga.

“We’re still only middle school students.”

The class leader said from behind as I stopped on the fifth floor. It looks like she was warning me to not get any weird thoughts.

She then unlocked the door and opened the main door.

I followed her inside and placed the oil down on the floor. I was hesitant and wondered if I should leave or stay for a bit.

“Rest a bit first before leaving.” The class leader brought me a pair of slippers.

I changed my shoes while joking with the class leader: “It’s pretty late, are you not afraid of inviting a wolf in to your home?”

The class leader had her arms crossed in front of her chest and she looked towards the shut door to Shu Zhe’s room.

“My brother’s also home, I don’t think you’re that brazen.”

In an untimely manner, I remember Ai ShuQiao’s previous words to me: “You can force yourself on any of the girls you fancy and I’ll take care of the aftermath.”

I laughed at myself.

Perhaps I’ve already done it in an alternate dimension, but in the ‘main word line’ I still have self control. It’s not like I would rape a female classmate in my home right after viewing the scene in the car.

To be honest, even if I really wanted to do something to the class leader, her useless brother wouldn’t be of any help. I think Shu Zhe could only react in one of the three following ways:

Hide in his room and pretend not to hear her sister’s wails

Open the bedroom door a sliver and record me assaulting his sister, then use it to blackmail me

Scream out ‘don’t hurt my sister’! Then proceed to use a bunch of martial art moves and kill me

Of course the last one occurred on the k0356 world line. In that world line, pigs have wings and the Chinese men’s soccer team won the World Cup.

The class leader poured a cup of sour plum drink for me, then she shouted towards Shu Zhe’s room:

“Xiao Zhe, come out and say hello to our guest.”

From what I heard, it sounds like Shu Zhe cleaned up him room after jerking out and he walked out unwillingly.

“Oh, so it’s brother Ye. Why are you here so late?”

Shu Zhe was wearing a pair of striped silk pajamas.

I took a sip of the sour plum juice and replied: “It’s because you were lazy and didn’t go with your sister to buy oil. So, I was caught by your sister and forced to do labor.”

The class leader, who was currently wiping the shoe prints near the front door, stared at me as if to say: I never forced you, you were the one who volunteered.

Shu Zhe smiled and said: “It doesn’t matter if you help out my sister a bit. I mean we’re almost family…”

The class leader looked up again and glared at Shu Zhe and he shut his mouth.

I remembered Shu Zhe came home last time wearing female clothing and a wig. It’s good I brought my bag today, so I could take the chance to bring it home before the class leader finds out.

So I stood up and headed to Shu Zhe’s room and asked:

“Did you finish the Scientific American DVD I lent you last time?”

The clever Shu Zhe knew my intentions, but unexpectedly his face turned red and quickly blocked the door his room without letting me in.

“Bro Ye Lin… I… I’m only halfway through, I’ll return it next week.”

It’s obvious he knows what I’m talking about, but why does he even need female clothing and a wig? You’re really walking on a tightrope here by keeping these things with you while your sister is right here. If it gets exposed, then I’ll get dragged into it too.