Chapter 442 – Random Matchmaking
I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
Xiao Qin turned a deaf ear as she cut a piece of steak for me.
âNow I understand, only⦠a mother as valiant as Auntie Ren could give birth to a martial arts genius like sis Qin. I canât believe I picked up your motherâs necklace and didnât immediately return itâ¦. I was wrong, please forgive me.â
He Ling took out a slender necklace with a tearful expression, then she delivered it in front of Xiao Qin with both her hands.
It was older necklace and the silver was a bit tarnished. It did feel like it wasnât worth much.
Xiao Qin purposely didnât take the necklace and left her hands hanging in mid air for a while. He Lingâs arms were getting sore but she didnât dare to change her posture.
Xiao Qin finally took the necklace when He Lingâs face had turned bright red and she couldnât take it anymore. She looked at the necklace a bit then wrapped it up in a napkin and put it into her Mickey Mouse bag.
Then He Ling breathed a sigh of relief.
âUm, sis Qin, Iâm not going to be a third wheel anymore, so Iâll be on my way.â
He Ling planned to retreat.
âWait.â Xiao Qin said monotonously, âSince you called Ye Lin classmate out, then you must have something you wanted to tell him.â
âNo, itâs nothing.â He Ling stood up and frantically waved her hands to deny it.
âSit down.â Xiao Qin barked and He Ling sat down with a deathly pale face.
I was now really curious about the time when Xiao Qin dominated the girls school with violence. It seems He Ling wasnât only afraid of being hurt physically. She might have thought Xiao Qin might order the Rose Group to pick on her and she wouldnât be able to stay at school.
âSis Qin, I was wrong, please forgive me.â He Ling sent a pleading look at me, âYe Lin, our parents are good friends, you have to help me.â
The contrast between her current miserable demeanor and her previous demeanor was hilarious and I laughed once.
He Lingâs temples bulges at my ridicule, but she couldnât act out and still forced herself to smile at me.
Although Xiao Qin was wearing a cute skirt, she was currently like a mob boss. It was liberating for Xiao Qin since she didnât have to hide her identity in front of He Ling.
âHuh, how can you plead to Ye Lin classmate? Youâre the âbiggerâ person here, right sis He Ling?â
The âsisâ word made He Ling break out into cold sweat, then she rejected Xiao Qinâs words fearfully.
âI donât dare to be referred to as an older sister in front of sis Qin. You can call me He Ling, or even Xiao Ling.â
Xiao Qin spoke languidly with half closed eyes: âThen Iâll call you little strawberry from now on.â (TN: Xiao = little)
Xiao Qin pointed at the freckles on He Lingâs face with her fork, âDoesnât the freckles on your face resemble the outside of a strawberry?â
He Lingâs face changed colors.
The freckles she really didnât like was even covered with concealer today, but Xiao Qin made fun of it and turned it into a nickname, but He Ling still didnât dare say anything back.
âThen⦠sis Qin can call me that.â He Ling lowered her head in defeat.
âOkay, little strawberry.â
Xiao Qin continued to call He Ling by her new nickname, but she didnât say anything else. She only wanted to see He Ling raise her head and essentially admit her face does resemble a strawberry.
âLittle strawberry.â After Xiao Qin called her that the fifth time, she said, âDo you like that code name?â
He Ling looked at her with a complicated expression as if she was saying: Code name, isnât it a nickname. Or is it a group code name similar to Red Rose or Black Roseâ¦?
Even though He Ling was full of discontent, she didnât show any signs of it on her face. She continued to smile unnaturally, then she nodded and said:
âI like it, of course I like it. Even a name given randomly by sis Qin is so cool.â
Do you even have a conscience, youâre kissing Xiao Qinâs ass right after being mocked.
Xiao Qin laughed.
âSince you like the code name, then Ye Lin classmate will call you that too.â
He Ling looked at me and clenched her teeth and said: âIf that makes sis Qin happy.â
Xiao Qin looked at me with a smile, âYe Lin classmate, look how obedient little strawberry is, you should call her name once too.â
If I called her little strawberry, He Ling can only willingly agree.
I would let my dad down if I bullied He Ling too much, since she was uncle Heâs daughter and she was older than me by a year.
Thus I didnât call her by the name that made fun of her freckles, but spoke more earnestly: âSis He Ling, why are you doing this?â
He Ling raised her head and looked at me with shock. She probably thought I would make fun of her.
âI canât believe Ye Lin was sis Qinâs boyfriend.â
Xiao Qin was suddenly unhappy: âWhat did you call me?â
âSis Qin! I called you sis Qin!â
âThatâs right, but what should you call your older sisterâs boyfriend?â
He Ling furrowed her brows: ââ¦.jie fuâ (TN: Means older sisterâs husband but no word for it in English)
I interrupted their conversation and protested against Xiao Qin:
âDonât get too conceited, I never said I would become your husband.â
Then I turned to He Ling: âAnd definitely donât call me jie fu.â
Xiao Qin pouted: âFine, then before weâre married, you can call Ye Lin classmate older brother.â
He Lingâs eyes widened, âWhat? Iâm older than him, but have to call him bro?â
âWhat, do you have a better idea?â Xiao Qin asked coldly which caused He Ling to instantly curl back and tremble.
Under Xiao Qinâs intense stare, He Ling bitterly turned towards me and said quietly:
âYe Lin⦠bro, is that okay?â
He Ling almost fainted from having to squeeze out the word âbroâ.
It felt pretty interesting hearing He Ling call me bro and I didnât really feel mad at her anymore.
But He Lingâs bitter expression seemed to say: I would have rather called you jie fu.
He Ling once again said she would leave first, but Xiao Qin didnât let her leave.
âLittle strawberry, do you have a boyfriend.â
She said as if she was interrogating a criminal.
âNoâ¦â
âDo you want one?â
âNo, I donâtâ¦â
âTell the truth.â
âHe Ling trembled and admitted: âA bitâ¦â
Xiao Qin chuckled and said, âItâs better to tell the truth. To reward you, Iâll introduce a person to be your boyfriend.â
I wasnât able to guess who the androphobic Xiao Qin would introduce.
âSis Qin, do you know a lot of good guys?â He Ling seemed to be a bit interested.
âThatâs right. The four-eyes who sits next to me in class if pretty good.â
Oh, so it was Niu ShiLi? I never thought you would actually introduce him a girlfriend, but itâs clear itâs not done on good faith when youâre calling him four-eyes.
He Ling said, âFour-eyes? I donât like bookworms or men younger than meâ¦â
Niu ShiLi isnât a normal bookworm! If you like those muscular men in taekwondo dojos, Niu ShiLi is better than them. Heâs even better than me by a tiny bit.
Xiao Qin ignored her and said: âFour-eyesâ name is Niu ShiLi. Itâs already Friday, so weâre a bit tight on time. You should go on a date next week.â
He Ling said with worry: âSis Qin, I donât like that type.â
âWhy not? Heâs both smart and athletic. You might not like him now, but you will later on.â
âI donât like men younger than me, and he will always be youngerâ¦â
âThe weak donât have the right to be picky. If you donât become Niu ShiLiâs girlfriend, what happens if Ye Lin classmate doesnât forgive me.â
The baffled He Ling hadnât even thought of a method to reject before Xiao Qin ripped a page out of the feedback pad on our table. She passed it to He Ling along with a pen.
âPut your phone number, address, hobbies, and three sizes on it.â
He Ling could only obediently follow the orders.
Xiao Qin took a look at the paper after she took it back and slapped the table in anger, probably after she saw He Lingâs three sizes.
âYou better not shamelessly go no bra when youâre on a date with Niu ShiLi, understand?â
It looks like even Xiao Qin could estimate she was going commando.
He Ling didnât try to justify why she had no bra, but only desired to leave, so she nodded and said:
âI understand, can I leave now?â
âOn Monday, give one of your photos to Xiao Hong, then tell her to send someone to give it to me.â
Xiao Qin ordered.
âXiao Hong⦠is that referring to Red Rose?â
He Ling regretted the fact she angered the legendary sis Qin.
âAlso, since youâre so fickle, make sure you properly do housework after you marry Niu ShiLi. You canât cheat, understand?â
âI⦠Iâve never even met him! I never even agreed to date him, so why would I marry him.â
âI donât care.â Xiao Qin said, âI have to find a girl from Thousand Crane to be his girlfriend. I chose you since you annoyed me. You should know what will happen if you refuse.â