Chapter 596: Three People On Top

“Holy shit, don’t think it will be that easy to kill me off.”

Xiong YaoYue cursed as she tried to battle the mud under her feet and struggled to keep balance.

“I’m sorry mom, I can’t continue to be your daughter anymore.” Gong CaiCai cried out.

These two girls had completely opposite personalities and left me exasperated.

I can’t but acknowledge the class leader had calculated everything. She already knew Xiong YaoYue would eventually cause trouble.

Actually, if you see the band aids on her body, you would know she isn’t a careful person.

In addition, she has an extremely unbelievable healing speed. It’s a natural talent and not even on the same level of the fast healing speed I developed after being beaten up by the Little Tyrant multiple times.

Eunuch Cao even had a private discussion once: “I see, our class’ PE committee member, even if her hymen is broken, it can automatically heal…”

Of course, the PE committee he was referring to Xiong YaoYue and not me. I don’t have a hymen and I definitely don’t have male hymens. All I could think of is the BL novels Little Smart writes where all the male protagonist have male hymens in their butt. I get sick just thinking about it.

Let’s get back on topic. Xiong YaoYue stepped on some mud and was about to fall down along with Gong CaiCai. It’s a good thing the class leader assigned me as insurance.

I spread out my arms and stood behind them. I thought that would be enough to ensure both their safeties and also show off my manly heroism.

Who would have expected Xiong YaoYue to never ask for help. She was already in a perilous situation, but she actually used her own hip strength to force herself back.

“Damn it~~~ look at my awesomeness.”

That’s enough, I know how awesome you are, so stop flailing around. Stop flailing your legs and trying to find your balance, don’t raise your knees that high, also…

Damn it, you kneed my crotch, my balls…

My eyes rolled back and I lost all my strength. Xiong YaoYue, who bumped into me, also lost her balance and the three of us fell down.

I didn’t have a chance to use my Yin Yang Sanshou falling technique, but it’s good thing the ground was soft and we didn’t really get injured.

I should mention that since I was at the bottom and facing upwards, I basically acted as a meat cushion. In order to fulfill my duty and protect Xiong YaoYue and Gong CaiCai, I made sure to tightly hold them as I fell. From the current situation, Xiong YaoYue was on my left and Gong CaiCai was on my right, it looked like the two of them was in my embrace.

Since Gong CaiCai was originally being carried by Xiong YaoYue, she was in a higher position. So when she fell down, her ample breasts coincidentally hit my face and it was tough for me to breathe.

“I, I…” Gong CaiCai’s face was bright red. She wanted to move her chest away, but her body wasn’t in her control after the recent scare.

Will I be laughed at in the afterlife if this is how I die.

As my balls still hurt, I didn’t have the strength to get up, so I yelled out:

“Xiao Qin, help and move Gong CaiCai away from my face. I’m going to suffocate.”

“I, I’m sorry.” Gong CaiCai apologized with teary eyes because her breasts may become murder tools.

“Ye Lin classmate, you went too far!” Xiao Qin didn’t help, but started to shout.

“You’re actually hugging another girl in front of your girlfriend! Two different ones!”

Hey, let’s be reasonable, I’m only performing a good deed.

“Ye Lin classmate’s embrace is for me, I shouldn’t be left out.”

She said angrily then suddenly leapt towards us.

“Include me too. Watch this, Xiao Qin bomb!”

If you suddenly jump on top of Gong CaiCai and Xiong YaoYue, then I’m the one who’s going to feel it the most! And Xiong YaoYue’s knees are still against my balls!

“Owww!” I couldn’t help but let out a shriek.

Xiong YaoYue also let out a groan, then cursed: “Damn it Xiao Qin, are you trying to kill me.”

Now I felt even more pressure on top of my face.

I was barely able to squeeze out between Gong CaiCai’s two peaks to breathe.

Xiao Qin tried to squeeze downwards from the top. She wanted to push Xiong YaoYue and Gong CaiCai away so she could monopolize me.

“Stop squirming.” I begged, “Someone is crushing my balls and it hurts like hell.”

I couldn’t even be sure it was Xiong YaoYue, it could have been someone else.

“Get up first.” I said only an inch away from Gong CaiCai’s breast.

“Xiao Qin, get off me first.” Xiong YaoYue yelled.

“I’m not falling for it. You can leave first if you want, I bet you already discovered it’s very comfortable in Ye Lin classmate’s embrace.”

“You’re on top of me, how am I supposed to get off if you don’t get off. Although it does feel pretty comfortable to use Ye Lin as a meat cushion…”

“I’m sorry, I’ll get off immediately…” Gong CaiCai supported the ground with both hands to prevent her breasts from suffocating me again.

As the four of us were quarreling, I heard a familiar conversation.

“Those students sure are noisy, all the butterflies got scared away.”

“Yeah, I can’t believe there are students coming to a secluded area like Cui Song Mountain for a field trip…”

Huh, aren’t these the two entomologists? Did they circle around again?

The two of them saw a boy with three girls on the ground.

“Um…” the younger scholar rubbed his eyes then said with detest, “They were just having a threesome, now they’re having a foursome. I really have no hope for the future of China.”

The older scholar shook his head of graying hairs, “Sigh, the world’s slowly getting worse.”

They said as they turned to leave and get as far away from me as possible.

I felt I was wrongly accused and couldn’t help but yell at them: “Hey, stop just standing there talking, don’t you know how much my balls hurt?”

The young scholar turned halfway around and said back with detest: “You scum, how would your balls not hurt when it’s 1v3.”

I hesitated a bit. Before I could think of how to retort, the two of them had again left into the deeper parts of the forest.

After a while, I was finally able to persuade Xiao Qin to get off the top layer. She also pulled Gong CaiCai up at the same time, because she didn’t want her to take advantage of me.

Honestly, there’s nothing really for her to take advantage, but I did take advantage of Gong CaiCai for a while.

After the weight moved, Xiong YaoYue jumped up like a monkey.

“Ye Lin, there was no need for your help.” Xiong YaoYue pointed down and said, “I would have been able to fix it if you didn’t butt in.”

Well I never expected for you to be able to set yourself back on balance and I had a job too.

If you and Gong CaiCai were injured with me here, how would I explain myself to the class leader?

“Hey.” xXiong YaoYue looked up towards the group and asked, “Are we almost at the peak?”

“Pretty much.” I used my hand to block the sunlight and looked up, “Maybe there’s still one to two hundred meters.”

Xiong YaoYue thought for a while before suddenly massaging her shoulders and complaining:

“Actually Cai Cai feels a bit heavy after carrying her for so long, it must be because of her large breasts.”

“I’m sorry. I’m heavy and have such vulgar breasts…” Gong CaiCai said, “I… I won’t be a burden anymore if I just die. As expected, I don’t have a right to live in this world…”

“No~~” Xiong YaoYue comforted Gong CaiCai, “You don’t have any big weaknesses other than breaking dishes when you cook. Whoever marries you in the future will be a lucky person.”

Gong CaiCai was reminded of her predicament of causing trouble in the kitchen.

“I, I broke so many dishes, I’m guilty…” she looked as if she was about to cry again.

“We’re almost at the peak, so why don’t you carry Gong CaiCai a bit.” Xiong YaoYue negotiated.

“It’s no problem for me…”

I was a bit curious. She didn’t want to switch earlier, but now why is she asking me to switch? Did she pull a muscle earlier?

“No, I don’t need Ye Lin classmate to carry me…” Gong CaiCai was trembling from being stared at by Xiao Qin.

“I, I can walk by myself now.” Gong CaiCai took a step in order to prove this, but because she was just in the same posture for a long time, she almost fell again.

“See, we’re going to miss the moment when everyone reaches the peak if no one carries Cai Cai. This is an important memory for our youth!”

“Ye Lin classmate’s back is only for me.” Xiao Qin said.

“If Gong CaiCai can’t walk anymore, I can carry her. I’ll make sure to be extra careful and I definitely won’t throw her in a valley, a stream, or a bear trap.”

Then what are you looking around for? Aren’t you looking for a valley, a stream, or a bear trap to throw Gong CaiCai into?

It looks like she is trying to kill people off based on breast size.