Chapter 617: Wartime Alliance

“Take it off.”

The class leader said from behind me while the other classmates gradually dispersed.

“Huh?” I didn’t realize what she meant.

The class leader spoke to me in a very formal tone.

“Your class shirt… it’s so dirty. Take it off and I’ll wash it for you.”

“It should dry quickly since the sun is still up. If you’re wearing a dirty class uniform, it will have an impact on everyone else’s spirit….”

So you want to help me wash my clothes? Why do you have to give a bunch of pompous reasons?

Xiong YaoYue came walking towards us with one hand in her pocket and the other hand scratching the bandage on her face.

It’s like the class leader stopped mentioning that she would help me wash my clothes in order to avoid arousing suspicion. She immediately turned around and called Loud Mouth to tell her to make sure to cut the watermelon as evenly as possible.

“Where did you go?” I shouted at Xiong YaoYue, “I wouldn’t have touched Gong CaiCai and ended up being kicked by everyone if it wasn’t because of you… and you didn’t even count the slap and gave me a tornado kick…”

“I hit you on behalf of Xiao Qin.” Seeing the class leader leave, she said, “If my boyfriend touched Gong CaiCai’s breasts, I would hit him like that too.”

Hmph, you touched Gong CaiCai’s breasts yourself too, so give yourself ten tornado kicks first.

I looked towards the distant pine tree, at the dark face of Xiao Qin talking with Zhuang Ni, and I wondered:

“Xiao Qin usually wouldn’t sit still and watch everyone hit me, so why did she appear so late?”

“Don’t mention it.” Xiong YaoYue slapped her leg, “I went to look for Xiao Qin hoping she would give you a beating…”

Do you think she hasn’t beaten me up enough, although I do deserve it this time…

“But it turns out Xiao Qin ate way too much. I told her you molested Gong CaiCai while trying to pull Xiao Qin off the mat, but she suddenly got some chest pains which I bet is because of you.”

It’s also related to how roughly you handled her, right? Don’t pull her up so suddenly when Xiao Qin is digesting food.

“Xiao Qin was in pain but still wanted to save you. I thought you deserved it, so I didn’t let her go.”

Xiong YaoYue’s strength is about five times that of Gong CaiCai, so it’s not impossible for her to control Xiao Qin who was in pain (Xiao Qin’s normal strength is seven times that of Gong CaiCai, but it will be lower when she’s in pain).

“After she got a bit better, she broke free and went looking for you. It’s just as you said, Xiao Qin is only occasionally weak and sickly, but she’s actually quite strong.”

Xiong YaoYue, did you learn Chinese from the PE teacher, what do you mean by ‘occasionally’ sick? As expected, Xiao Qin is the same as Zhuang Ni, where their ‘sickness’ is an active skill, right?

But, Xiao Qin does actually get weak when she has menstrual pain.

I stared at Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni and realized there was something wrong with their expressions.

Xiao Qin had a dark expression, but it gradually turned into a smile. Zhuang Ni also became more relaxed.

What’s going on? They were just hostile to each other earlier, so why do they seem like best friends now?

Xiao Qin walked cheerfully towards me and Xiong YaoYue.

“So Zhuang Ni is a good person.”

My chin almost hit the floor.

If Zhuang Ni is a good person, then I’m Lei Feng!

“Look.” Xiao Qin held up a voodoo doll, “Zhuang Ni kindly gave this to me as a gift. She said Ye Lin classmate’s hair is in here and if I hug it while sleeping, I can improve my relationship with Ye Lin classmate.”

“(*^__^*)Hehe… this doll is pretty cute.”

How is it cute? It might be a bit similar to Amumu from LOL, but I don’t think those vicious teeth are cute! What can I do to fix your twisted sense of beauty?

“It’s true.” Xiong YaoYue interjected, “It does look a bit like Ye Lin.”

“How does it look like me? The voodoo doll has triangular eyes!”

“Ye Lin classmate has a point.” Xiao Qin nodded in agreement, “Indeed some parts aren’t quite the same, Ye Lin classmates eyes are parallelograms…”

That’s enough, it looks like you don’t hesitate at all when making metaphors even though you’re bad at math. Why don’t you go find some geometric shapes to be your boyfriend?

“Um…” Xiao Qin looked at Xiong YaoYue awkwardly, “Ye Lin and I have some private things to discuss. Sis Winnie, can you step away for a while?”

Xiong YaoYue was born on May 5th and was a typical greedy Taurus. It was also the same day as Marx birthday along with Japan’s Children’s Day.

Anyway, Xiong YaoYue was older than Xiao Qin, so it was justifiable for Xiao Qin to call Winnie her (older) sister.

Xiong YaoYue was elated when she was called sis and patted Xiao Qin’s shoulder pretty hard in response: “Okay, no problem. I’m not going to be a third wheel anymore, you guys talk.”

It was a good thing it was Xiao Qin. If Gong CaiCai received her powerful attacks, she would have been sent straight to Marx.

As I was in deep thought, Xiong YaoYue suddenly grabbed my collar and threatened me:

“I’ll teach you a lesson if you bully (younger) sis Xiao Qin.”

Then she whispered in my ear: “Also, stop watching so many Japanese AVs and making Xiao Qin give you perverted services. Doesn’t your family sell adult goods? Go use those blow up dolls or an onahole.”

So you know my family sells adult goods? Was it Ai Mi or Xiao Qin who told you? I guess it doesn’t matter if you know, but it’s too much to tell me to use an onahole. I mean do you even know what it’s used for since a lot of guys don’t even know.

She left right after she finished herself and motioned at Xiao Qin to let her know if I did bully her.

Xiao Qin didn’t really have anything secretive to tell me, but rather continued to speak about why Zhuang Ni is a good person.

“It turns out Zhuang Ni hates men and won’t steal Ye Lin classmate away from me.”

That’s the important part.

“Also, Zhuang Ni likes the class leader and has always been planning to make the class leader hate men too so they could be together.”

“Sob sob sob~~~” Xiao Qin wiped her faked tears. Honestly I couldn’t see if she was crying or not because she was covering herself with her straw hat.

“It’s so touching. It’s a sad love that’s not understood by the world, it’s true love.”

“I must help them and let the class leader righteously walk on the lesbian path with Zhuang Ni.”

True love my ass. The reason you and Zhuang Ni went from hostile to peace was because you made a wartime alliance, right? Did she make a deal where she helps you get me while you help her get the class leader?

Well, you’re the same as Xiong YaoYue, the type that Zhuang Ni doesn’t like, so it’s a great deal for her to trade you for the class leader.

“Hey, Zhuang Ni isn’t a good person. Be careful of getting betrayed if you’re going to work with her!” I warned Xiao Qin.

“It’s not a problem.” Xiao Qin replied, “I accidentally crushed a pine cone in my hands earlier. Zhuang Ni seemed to really admire me, so she decided to cooperate with me to the end.”

I think that’s fear, not admiration. Did you purposely crush the pine cone to threaten Zhuang Ni that betraying you is not a good idea?

“Hehe…” Xiao Qin tilted her head sideways and spit out her tongue to try and act cute, “Zhuang Ni said she can act as my military advisor and will definitely let me and Ye Lin classmate end up together… in return, I will also help her get the class leader and Gong CaiCai…”

Stop, are you going to let Zhuang Ni start a harem? You just said it was true love between her and the class leader, so why are you sending Gong CaiCai as a concubine?

Zhuang Ni, you evil lesbian, why are you laughing while hiding in the shadows of the pine tree? What qualifications do you have to start a harem. Your strength, agility, and endurance are all less than that of the class leader, so if anyone can start a harem, it would be the class leader.

But no matter who starts the harem, it seems that Gong CaiCai can only be a concubine, it’s sad.

If Xiao Qin showed off her strength in front of Zhuang Ni, then it definitely would have scared her a bit, but I think if Zhuang Ni isn’t even afraid to die, she wouldn’t really be afraid of Xiao Qin.

The two of them are simply using each other for their own benefits, but once they no longer have a common interest, they won’t hesitate to betray each other.

A gust of wind blew by and Xiao Qin held onto the brims of her hat to prevent it from being blown away.

“Actually, my first impression of Zhuang Ni was okay…”

Huh, didn’t you call her your nemesis at the bus stop?

“Zhuang Ni’s art skills are as high as mines. One mountain can’t home two tigers, one husband can’t have two wives, so of course she’s my nemesis.”

Can you not insult Zhuang Ni’s art skills? And those two sayings don’t even go well together because the line after ‘one mountain can’t home two tigers’ is ‘unless one’s male and one’s female’.

“Other than the sense of competition, I feel like Zhuang Ni and I get along well. First of all, our breasts aren’t that exaggerated…”

So, that, was, the, case.

The reason why you had a good impression was because Zhuang Ni was flat-breasted like you?

Although she is a tiny bit larger than you, she’s still nowhere near the class leader or Gong CaiCai’s size.

The flat breast faction formed a natural alliance to launch an offensive against the large breast faction. One wants to get rid of them from the position of love rivals, the other one wants to take them into their harem right?

I won’t let your plans succeed, the harem is mines… no, I mean, don’t mess around with the class leader and Gong CaiCai’s sexual orientation! If you two flat chested girls understand each other, you might as well become a lesbian couple yourselves.

“Ah, Ye Lin classmate’s shirt is dirty.” It was as if Xiao Qin just saw the footprints on my shirt, “It’s all because of the class leader. I should let Zhuang Ni teach her a lesson.”

Then she said: “Ye Lin classmate, let me help you wash it, I’m your girlfriend after all…”