Chapter 619: Cute Boys

“No, not that place.”

It seemed like Xiao Qin heard what Xiong YaoYue said about anal. She covered her butt, squeezed her legs together, and retreated back many steps.

There were tears in the corners of her eyes like someone made an extremely unreasonable request.

“Why would Ye Lin classmate want that place, you can’t give birth from there (gt;_lt;).”

Xiong YaoYue dry heaved for a while, but nothing came out. Who knows where all the food she ate earlier got digested to.

“Xiao Qin.” She left me and walked towards Xiao Qin. She looked at Xiao Qin with a sullen gaze as if Xiao Qin had been hacked.

“You have to be able to hold on. I won’t hide it from you, I’m going to tell you the truth.”

Xiong YaoYue took a deep breath and glared at me.

“Xiao Qin, do you know why Ye Lin likes anal?”

“Sob sob sob~~~” Xiao Qin was choked with emotions and said, “It’s because he read too many H manga. I know uncle Ye sells a lot of H manga on his online store…”

“No, that’s not it.” Xiong YaoYue interrupted, “It’s because Ye Lin is gay, a homosexual.”

“Huh.” Xiao Qin widened her perplexed eyes.

“It’s because gay people like to do anal, so he’s always thinking about your anus.”

When did I admit to even thinking about Xiao Qin’s anus, damn it. Do I really want to treat Xiao Qin like a boy and relive my “dream” with the Little Tyrant?

“No, no way…” Xiao Qin made an awkward and unnatural smile, “Ye Lin classmate loves seeing me nude and gets excited when he sees me…”

“It’s not strange if he gets excited.” Xiong YaoYue snorted, “It’s because this kid is both homosexual and bisexual. He’s the rumored bisexual who doesn’t care if his partner is a man or a woman, male or female, dead or alive, he can still insert and play.”

Hey, that hurts. You’re basically saying I would even be interested in a dead boar.

“Bisexual?” Xiao Qin had some doubts, “Ye Lin classmate isn’t intersex like the characters in H manga, so how would he become a bisexual?”

No way, you even read about futanari in H manga? How much did you work to try and please me?

“Who said only intersex could be bisexual?”

Xiong YaoYue, who had watched AVs before, was of course more knowledgeable than Xiao Qin who had only read H manga.

Xiao Qin’s relationship knowledge is from shoujo manga and her sex knowledge is from H manga, it’s really tragic.

“You have an anus, men also have an anus, so…” Xiong YaoYue made a circle with her left hand, then began sticking her right finger through the circle in a dirty manner.

Seeing Xiong YaoYue’s serious face, and I standing not far away without making a retort, Xiao Qin eyes turned red and she covered up her face to cry.

“No way, I thought my opponents would only be girls, but now boys…”

Who likes boys, please don’t misunderstand.

Not only did Xiong YaoYue make Xiao Qin cry, she also thought she was helping Xiao Qin face the cold reality.

“Now you know, Ye Lin likes Shen ShaoYi. They have been together for a long time, maybe even before the two of you got together.”

“That’s…. ridiculous…” Xiao Qin cried, “So in Ye Lin classmate’s heart, I’m not even as good as a boy…”

I’ve never thought that before. If we are comparing you to a boy, then you would be cuter than the cutest boy, but I would never tell you that.

“I… I understand.” Xiao Qin suddenly stopped crying and a scary look flashed in her eyes.

“So it’s him… he’s the one. There’s more than one boy who Ye Lin classmate likes.”

Huh, what are you talking about?

“The class leader’s younger brother… the class leader’s younger brother…” Xiao Qin covered her face and wailed, “Ye Lin classmate also likes the class leader’s younger brother! Ye Lin classmate’s online store uses Shu Zhe as a model, I can’t believe I didn’t recognize him!”

Who told you to lurk around my family’s store, you should have at least bought something.

“What, speak slower.” Now it was Xiong YaoYue’s turn to be confused, “I’ve seen Shu Zhe before, he’s a cute shota, even I would like him if I was bisexual…”

Hey, hey, so what gender are you? Is a tomboy neither a boy nor a girl? As a girl, you should naturally like cute shotas.

“Xiao Qin, what evidence do you have that Ye Lin likes the class leader’s brother?”

“Sob sob~~~ Ye Lin classmate is awful, it’s all because the class leader has a little brother and I don’t…”

Please don’t use the word ‘little’. The class leader doesn’t have a little brother either, but you were the one who used to stuff socks into your underwear to pretend you had a little brother!

“It’s because the class leader’s little brother looks good…”

“Please stop using the word little.” I made a reasonable request.

“Boo hoo~~~ he’s also so mean, it must be because I don’t have a little brother, but the class leader does. That’s why he keeps running to the class leader’s house, it’s because he wants to win over both of them. He even let Shu Zhe be the store model. If you needed a model, I could have done it.”

Our family sells those humiliating products, humiliating clothing, how can I let you be the model. It’s actually not called a model but called a “rope model”.

“Ah, Shu Zhe is wearing women’s clothing.” Xiong YaoYue widened her mouth, “Then isn’t he a trap?”

Nice, now even Xiong YaoYue knows about the class leader’s brother is a cross-dresser. It feels like everything is progressing to a point where I can no longer control it.

“Boo hoo~~ Because Ye Lin classmate is bisexual, he must have made Shu Zhe pretend to be the class leader and he surely did many things to Shu Zhe that he hasn’t yet done to me.”

“Pretend to be the class leader?” Xiong YaoYue said with a thoughtful expression, “Could it be that Ye Lin was treating Shu Zhe as his sister while doing anal.”

“That must be the case.” Xiao Qin had a regretful expression, “I can’t believe I would lose in such an unexpected area, why couldn’t mom also give me a brother?”

Stop complaining, Auntie Ren is already pregnant. With a little patience, you might be getting a younger brother.

“I can’t, I can’t do it anymore.” Xiong YaoYue covered her face with one hand, then stuck out her other hand with five fingers outstretched like she was Iron Man about to fire an energy cannon to stop me from getting closer.

“It’s too much information for my brain to process. Ye Lin, don’t come any closer! You didn’t even let the class leader’s brother go, so I’m afraid you won’t let me go either. You bastard, do you want to screw me too?”

Stop using vulgar words like screw. Compared to Shu Zhe, you are more my type, but I’ve never thought about taking advantage of you. Otherwise, I would have already laid my hands on you when you foolishly thought I was a homosexual.

After exchanging “important information” with Xiao Qin, Xiong YaoYue felt that I was going to screw anything regardless if it was animals, plants, minerals, or remains. She took Xiao Qin’s arm and took her to a crowded place to draw a clear line with me.

“Xiao Qin, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can’t get married indiscriminately.” Xiong YaoYue pulled Xiao Qin away while advising her, “I heard that Loud Mouth has a distant cousin, who hasn’t even graduated from high school, who was tricked by an uncle-aged online friend. When the police found her, she had been locked up in a basement for three years.”

Loud Mouth talked about it once to the class leader in computer class. Did she finally get news about her abducted cousin? Congratulations, who was sick enough to lock someone in a basement.

Also, you can’t things indiscriminately. Not everyone has a steel stomach like you.

After the crying Xiao Qin was dragged away by Xiong YaoYue, everyone came over to ask what happened. Xiong YaoYue at least remembered our friendship and didn’t say that everything was caused by me being too perverted.

But when the class leader came to ask what happened, Xiong YaoYue said to her, “Watch your brother, he might get impregnated.”

The class leader wasn’t sure how to react: “Xiao Zhe is a boy, how would he get pregnant?”

“He could get pregnant in Little Smart’s novel.”

Little Smart, who was writing down some inspirations on her phone, slightly raised her head: “Who is his partner, are they good-looking?”

Little Smart lost interest when she heard he was ugly.

“I’m serious.” Seeing that the class leader did not pay attention to her words, Xiong YaoYue jumped up anxiously and followed behind the class leader: “If you don’t listen to those more experienced than you, then you will regret it. Don’t blame me for not warning you after the two of you get bundled together and screwed by a pervert.”

Her vulgar words also made the class leader frown, “If there’s really a pervert, I’ll use my gun to deal with him.”

While Xiong YaoYue was going around warning girls (and even the good looking boys) to “beware of perverts”, Xiao Qin wiped her tears and staggered over to me.

I asked Xiao Qin: “Why are you still coming to me if I’m so perverted.”

Xiao Qin nodded then looked at me with watery eyes.

“I thought about it carefully, even if Ye Lin classmate is a pervert who even likes boys… it doesn’t matter…”

“I, I will double my efforts. Not only will I not lose to girls, but I also won’t lose to the boys.”

She clenched her two small fists in front of her chest and swore to me.

“Um…” then she said, “There are some embarrassing things I want to do with Ye Lin classmate, in a place where there’s no one around… will you come with me?”