Chapter 63 – Younger Brother’s Conspiracy

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“You have my sister!”

Shu Zhe’s expression clearly expressed “Why can’t you understand such simple reasoning?” as if he was my senior.

It was hard for me to understand how one person could obtain another person.

A person is not an object without any will. They couldn’t easily give up ownership like an object would. A person is not a pet either, where as long as you were willing to raise it, you would be its owner.

From a different perspective, I would say that the US military has definitely obtained Saddam Hussein and Bin L*****, and I hope that China will also soon obtain those corrupt officials who escaped.

Xing Xing and his gang of rich heirs once told me that there was a handsome and wealthy student in their school who liked to ‘collect stamps’. He had picked up a countless number of girls and would often boast about how many girls he obtained.

Based on your logic, if I ran to Badaling (TN: one section of the great wall) and Jiayuguan, and wrote “I was here” on each sectioned part of the great wall. Can I say that I obtained the entire Great Wall?

It’s unethical to scribble on cultural relics and monuments, it’s also irresponsible to play with other people’s youth.

Even if it was just a blank canvas, I wouldn’t easily start drawing without having the skills necessary to draw on the canvas.

The idea of “obtaining” the class leader was very unrealistic to me.

Thinking about this from another angle, even if the class leader was “obtained” by her brother’s conspiracy, she would probably never be happy.

Even a girl as strong as Shu Sha will probably shed tears after learning the truth.

I can’t stand the tears of a girl.

Since I used to be a weakling, and used to cry silently. I don’t want anyone to cry because of me.

I don’t understand what’s romantic for girls, and I also don’t understand how they could fall in love with someone they hate. I think what’s romantic for a man would be like the three hundred spartans who fought to the death in the battle of Thermopylae.

When I suddenly thought that if I died in battle, there were still girls crying for me. The scene of the bloody battle felt different now.

Something like love, it won’t do anything but make you weak.

Did you say it’s a physiological need? That could be managed by just rubbing one out. If that’s no good then you could always buy an onahole with your savings.

Dad taught me sexual education at an early age (To be honest, even if he didn’t teach me I would have become a self taught master anyways since we sell H manga everyday), he told me: Confucius once said: Food and sex are both natural desires. That is to say, your appetite and sexual desires are on a level playing field. Sexual desires is neither higher nor lower than appetite. All kinds of abnormal or perverted behaviors in society are caused by the inability to face the reality of sexual desires. It was created by society when we painted sexual desires in a negative light. The ones who advocate for the extermination of sexual desires are as abhorrent as those who advocate promiscuity. It’s equivalent to saying it’s fine if people don’t eat, or that people should overeat every day.

I think, rubbing one out is probably equivalent to eating instant noodles at home. It may not taste as good as a fancy meal, but it’s really no big deal.

If I pushed down the class leader to fulfill my physiological needs, it is basically the same as just killing a little Sika deer happily running in the forest just to sate my appetite. (TN: Well… if you’re starving, bye bambi)

When I’m heartily gorging on the body of the small Sika deer, I don’t think the scenery reflected in its tears would be a pretty sight.

Furthermore, most of my energy was used for physical exercise. I only rub one out occasionally. I’m not addicted like Cao JingShen. I heard that he once rubbed so much that his arm had a muscle spasm and he had to be sent to a hospital for treatment.

To summarize, I think that Shu Zhe’s plan was nothing but wishful thinking. It was a terrible idea.

I told Shu Zhe that I was not interested in his sister, and to not mention this plan again. I also told him that we would be misunderstood if we stuck together, people would think I was extorting money from him.

Shu Zhe felt that he had spent a lot of effort yet only received an unexpected reply. He had an expression full of grievance.

“Brother Ye Lin, you won’t get another chance like this again! If you’re not willing to do it, then I’ll have to do something else!”

“Eh? What are you planning to do now, you degenerate?”

Shu Zhe tidied up his hair that was blown by the wind.

“What else? Hmph, if my sister won’t give me any money, I’ll earn it myself! I heard that someone in second year was selling nude photos of my sister… it’s obviously PS, but it still sells for $100 each…”

I was shocked by his words.

I stared at him with a very serious expression, and he also stared back with an equally serious expression.

God damn, what the hell is this brat thinking? You’ve gone mad for money! Do you really want to sell nude photos of Shu Sha just for some loose change? Cao JingShen has encountered a strong competitor! This kid can come up with genuine nude photos of the class leader! Cao JingShen, no matter how good your PS skills are, you have no chance of winning!

I warned Shu Zhe not to commit this kind of immoral deed, but it only went in one ear and out the other.

“Brother Ye Lin, after I take photos of my sister, I’ll give priority selling it to you, but the $300 price is non-negotiable! If you won’t buy it, I’ll just sell it to other people!”

I think this little bastard really deserves a beating. If I wasn’t worried about being seen on the playground, I would have already taught him a lesson.

In the presence of this many people, I can’t hit him. I’ll have to mock and ridicule him and hope he realizes his mistake.

“Shu Zhe, that price is quite reasonable! The fakes from PS are sold for $100, and yet you’re selling the real deal for only $300, quite a good price!”

I really hoped that he would think it through and use his conscience. A sister who took care of him for so many years should not be treated like this.

Shu Zhe didn’t hear my inner voice, but instead heartlessly took out a piece of gum and started chewing it.

“I actually wanted to sell it for a bit more, but ever since I was caught peeking at my sister bathing in the fourth grade, she raised her guard against me. Now even if I try my hardest, I can only take photos of my sister’s two points.” (TN: I’m assuming the two points is referring to her upper body… two dots…)

You really have no shame! You already learned to peek at your sister bathing in fourth grade! Shu Sha puts in a lot of effort every day in class to maintain order. Then when she gets home, she has to put up her guard against this little pervert! You ungrateful brat! Hurry up and spit out the meals that your sister cooked for you!

“Shu Zhe, you good-for-nothing. Your sister’s photos are circulating in school. Is that something to be proud of?”

“Of course, it’s definitely not something to be proud of, so that’s why I’m prioritizing selling it to you!”

Shu Zhe said while handing me a piece of gum, I didn’t take it.

“You’re not afraid that I’ll resell it?”

“Of course not, although you have a bad temper, but you’re not the type of person who will stoop that low. I’ll also hand over the memory card to you, and I won’t keep a backup. If my sister’s nude photos spread throughout the school, that would be brother Ye Lin’s responsibility.”

He said this possibility as if it were a fait accompli.

“When my sister’s sad and weeping because of these photos, brother Ye Lin can only take responsibility to comfort my sister, right? Based on your character, you might even use violence to retrieve those photos! Girls are most vulnerable when they’re sad. Once you find they need someone to rely on, she’ll easily fall to brother Ye Lin’s attacks!”

Shu Zhe, this kid, is dreaming! What do you think is going to happen once the class leader discovers these photos? The first thing that comes to mind would be someone from her family secretly took that photo! The prime suspect would be her younger brother, the one who previously peeked on her bathing. Then I guess she will hang you upside down from the ceiling and give you a whipping?

At this time, the preparatory bell rang, the time for free activities was always short.

I warned Shu Zhe again not to commit any immoral deeds, otherwise even if the class leader does not whip him to death, I will personally bury him underground.

It seemed like Shu Zhe didn’t care at all. While walking to the school building, he greeted a girl with long hair that loomed past her shoulders in the distance.

Based on the degree of intimacy, she should be the girlfriend who made him spend money like water.

I suddenly felt something was off.

“Shu Zhe, last time under the bridge, I remember that your girlfriend had short hair? How did she grow it so long this quick?”

Shu Zhe finally showed an embarrassed expression.

“Brother Ye Lin, you noticed! Since I was beaten up by those ruffians, I let Xiao Hua see a side of me that I didn’t want her to see. It was too embarrasing that I couldn’t do anything as the boyfriend. So I dumped her and changed for a new one…”

Changed!? Changed one!? Changed for a new one!?

It was only a few days! You damn playboy! The efficiency is too high! No wonder you said you had a lot of experience in love!

What did Xiao Hua ever do to you? When you were surrounded by those ruffians, Xiao Hua was anxious to save you! In that case, Xiao Hua was actually in more danger than you! You dumped Xiao Hua just because you lost a little face? Do you even have a conscience?!

FFF Inquisition was right! Heterosexuals who are never satisfied with what they have should just be tied to the stake and be burned to death!

If I knew this was going to happen, I would not have saved you! I should have let those hooligans throw you into the river! I should have only saved Xiao Hua and even if they took turns beating you, I wouldn’t care!

Class leader, there is a huge problem with your brother’s sense of morals! When you were busy every day and did not have enough time to take care of him, your brother has grown into a bad boy who is lovable in appearance. But deep down he is actually greedy and vain, with a head full of malicious conspiracies!

It seems like leading by example does not work in reality! Your brother must have seen you as a justice demon who was busy and tired every single day, so he regarded you as someone who he should not learn from! He decided to be lazy and not take responsibility for his own life!

If I had a younger brother, I would have trained him like a Spartan from an early age, so that it would be impossible for him to become weak and manipulative like Shu Zhe.

Class leader, you must have not hit him, right? It must be because you doted on your brother too much so you only criticized him at most, right? Criticism is useless! As for these defiant kids, you have to ruthlessly whip them! If you can’t do it, I will help you!

Although I don’t hit girls, I won’t go easy on men! If you let me teach him a lesson, I guarantee he’ll be crying in pain and promise to change!

Suddenly I wanted to head back to the classroom and discuss it with the class leader. If she agreed to lend me her brother for a few days, I would be able to use my iron fist to change his old ways. He would give up those plans that harm his sister and become reborn!

Except the class leader will not agree. How could she hand her precious brother over to me?

What a dumbass! You can just keep raising him until he stabs you in the back!