Chapter 663: Obama Picked Up A Life
I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
Chapter 663: Obama Picked Up A Life
Xiao Qin, what are you saying? Please donât feel responsible for me almost dying, Iâm not looking forward to you leaving me.
But I should really get rid of the will I left on my phone that contains a lot of secrets. Not only does it have a lot of secrets, itâs also corny as hell.
âXiao Qin, I donât blame you.â I comforted her, âDonât make your future sound so sad, like how you will look at me from afarâ¦â
Xiao Qin remained silent and continued to act as my support.
After a while, she finally replied: âEven if itâs a lie, you canât chase me away right when we exit the forestâ¦â
The long bangs in front of her forehead quivered.
âI was never going to say that.â I said helplessly.
âOkay.â Xiao Qin nodded in approval, âAnyway, you have to make me believe it. It doesnât matter if itâs real or fake, but you have to make me believe that when we exit, I can see you like before, otherwiseâ¦â
âOtherwise, Iâm afraid I wouldnât be able to help you leave the forest.â
Maybe Obama noticed the atmosphere was off, but he kept his calm and led the way with his sense of smell.
âIâm very sick, right?â Xiao Qin continued to confess, âWhen you neglected me and was intimate with other girls⦠Iâve indeed thought about dying together with you. We could traverse to a fairy tale world together, then no one will bother us anymoreâ¦â
âOnce when we were holding hands and there was a truck hurtling at us, I went the opposite way than you and even refused to let go of your hand⦠I admit, for an instant, I did think it would be nice to die togetherâ¦â
This confirms my suspicions. I remember I treated Xiao Qin pretty well that day. Why didnât she want to die together with me when I treated her the worst, why do it when I treated her a bit better?
Does she only worry about us when we get along because sheâs afraid our good relationship wouldnât last?
âThatâs why I think it would be safer for you to chase me away, butâ¦â
Due to a night of physical exertion, plus it was difficult for Xiao Qin to support me, she nearly tripped over a stone.
âBut please donât say right now.â She looked at me with eyes overflowing with tears, âIf you say it right now, Iâm afraid I wonât be able to hold back. I wonât be able to hold back staying with you in this mountain foreverâ¦â
âDo you want to treat this place as a fairy tale world?â I was not daunted by the fact that Xiao Qin was showing the precursors of blackening, âStay here and do what? Live as a caveman?â
âHa.â Xiao Qin laughed once, âIf youâre really planning on chasing me away, then Iâm afraid you wouldnât willingly stay behind here with me to live a primitive life.â
For some reason, Xiao Qin handed the Swiss Army knife, that was currently being used as a flashlight, to me.
âYou, you canât let someone so dangerous hold a knife.â Xiao Qin trembled violently like it was a cold winterâs day, âIf Iâm afraid you would abandon me, then I might lose all sense of reason andâ¦â
âThatâs why you need a weapon on hand.â Xiao Qin said in a tone of certainty, âIn case I do something that will endanger you before we exit the forest, then you canâ¦â
I returned the knife to her.
âAre you going to make an injured person hold a flashlight? My arm was also injured when I fell down the trap, so I canât hold it. You hold it and you can do whatever you want.â
I made a serious expression like I was lecturing Xiao Qin, but she smiled gratefully.
âThank you, thank you for trusting me. At least now I feel that you wonât necessarily immediately drive me away after we exit the forestâ¦â
âIf itâs all an act to fool me, then please continue to fool meâ¦â Xiao Qin wiped her tears, âAnyway, please donât exterminate all my hopes before we exit⦠Just now, I made a plan, in order to avoid you from leaving by yourself, I would first slaughter Obama to eat as meatâ¦â
âWoof.â Obama yelled out to express his strong dissatisfaction.
Xiao Qin suggested, for my safety, to chase her away once we exit the forest, but she was also afraid of being chased away. It was to the extent where she was planning to stay here to be a caveman or even dying together.
Her conflicting emotions really makes you pity her. It almost made me impulsively take oout the note I left on my phone and show her how I really felt.
But in the end, I still held it in. There were too many secrets on the note I left, and it would be too embarrassing if someone saw those corny words.
âI wonât chase you away.â I raised my right hand like I was making a vow, âYou will always have the right to stay next to me, at worst⦠at worst you would be my younger sister.â
It was like she was touched by my sincerity. Although it was dark all around us, it looked like light had illuminated Xiao Qinâs face.
âI feel a bit more reassured now that you said that. A few days ago, I bumped into Ai Mi at Film City. As we were bickering, I laughed at her because she was your sister and couldnât even be a love rival. She was mad and could only say: âThe manservant is a super siscon, so as a sister I could do anything and I would be forgiven.ââ
âSo if youâre willing to call me sister, then that means you really have forgiven me⦠and I would not be the same as Ai Mi. Iâm a sister who can give birth to your childâ¦â
Stop always steering the conversation towards a troublesome direction! Do you think I only mean you are my sister in name only, like those relationships between friends at school? No! We might be in a step-sibling relationship in the future, the kind where we are in the same family register!
I couldnât help but admit, while Huskies might look foolish, they are still a dog and have a good sense of smell.
With Obama leading the way, we slowly left behind the pitch black labyrinth-like forest and a bit of sunlight began to pour in.
One step, two steps, three steps. As I came closer to escaping from the forest, I couldnât help but increase my pace.
Xiao Qin, on the other hand, began to hesitate. She looked worried and handed me the Swiss Army knife again since we didnât need the flashlight anymore.
âWeâre almost out and what Iâve said previously still holds true. As long as you say it, I wonât cling to you anymore. If you have the knife, you can use it to defend yourself in case Iâ¦â
I returned the knife to Xiao Qin for the second time.
âThank youâ¦â Xiao Qin looked at the knife that I had stuffed back into her hand and the knot in her heart that words could not untie was untied by my actions.
A few more drops of tears hit the ground, but this time, they were tears of joy.
âIâve decided.â Xiao Qin handed me the knife for the third time, but it was different than the first two times. She didnât want me to use it to defend myself, she simply wanted to return the knife back to its rightful owner.
âYou trust me so much, yet I was planning on tying you to a tree and forcing you to eat dog meat. Iâm too evilâ¦â
âWoof.â Obama once again expressed his dissatisfaction.
âEver since I entered the forest yesterday to look for you, Iâve been doing some self-reflection. Iâve finally made up my mind.â
Xiao Qin raised her head. The sunlight passed through the space between the leaves and cast mottled shadows on her face.
âIn the end, I still want you to live. As long as youâre living healthily, it doesnât matter even if I die.â
The tear streaks on Xiao Qinâs face was still not dry. Her clothes were torn and she was covered in mud like she just came back from the Vietnam War.
âAlsoâ¦â Xiao Qinâs gaze and tone turned gentler, âIf I died for you, then you would always remember me.â
âYou even remembered your puppy till nowâ¦â
Hey, I was just praising you and now you want to âdie for meâ instead of âdying togetherâ? I already told you to stop reading so many shoujo manga, you must have been brainwashed by those life and death relationships.
Also, youâre not wearing anything underneath since you used your bra as an extension cord to pull me up! Obama snatched the bra because he wanted it to exchange for food, but it fell down into the trap during the struggle.
Thereâs more light in our surroundings now, so I can see past your torn shirt and see the two pink cherries on your chest!
Donât reveal yourself, think of a way to cover it up!
Before I could warn Xiao Qin, both our phones rang out continuously with sounds of texts being received.
Do we have signal again as we slowly walked closer towards the exit? It must have been people who were worried about us who sent us texts when they realized they couldnât call us.
We did not have time to check our phone or have time to see who sent the texts. Right as we exited the forest, Xiao Qin and I were blocked by two large men dressed in black.
Huh, the Men in Black? Did my body change because I ate the butterfly? Maybe something similar to Spider-man happened to me, but Iâm now the Butterfly-man. Do I need to be taken to Area 51 to be dissected and researched?
I took a closer look and it was Ai Miâs bodyguards, 004 and 005.
Although they reflexively covered their own balls when they saw Xiao Qin, they still said to me with a face of joy:
âWonderful. The Miss sent us to search the mountain for a whole night. If we still couldnât find you, the Miss would get worried to death.â
I only then noticed there was a black and white helicopter flying high in the sky.
So Ai Mi also came? Also, whoâs the girl next to Peng TouSi with a worried face? Is she the class leader?
After I finally escaped, I lost consciousness with a smile due to hunger and feeling at ease.