CH 716

“How about a shota robot?”

Dr. Yu was not shocked by his “fiancée”, Chen YingRan’s, horrible hobby of liking little boys and even offered a compromise at the dinner table.

“No.” Chen YingRan coldly said, “I’m a shotacon, not a disgusting fetishist. Come back to me when you find a method to turn yourself back to 12 years old.”

Hey, what right do you have as a shotacon to look down on fetishists? Hurry up and apologize to young master Xu, the lingerie thief! Hurry up and apologize to Zuo Xiong, who stole the class leader’s bicycle seat. Hurry up and apologize to the British old man that raped a roadside snowman!

Wait, if you think about it, fetishists aren’t really much better than a shotacon. Let’s take the underwear thief, Xu TianMing, as an example. Look at how much economical and psychological stress he was able to cause to young girls by himself. In addition to the eccentric people of the British Isles, it wasn’t only the English old man who raped a snowman, there were also old Scottish men who raped a bicycle. An older man from Northern Ireland was even more ruthless, he actually raped a sidewalk…

I suddenly feel that the class leader’s bike is not so safe anymore.After Zuo Xiong was sent to Korea for his studies, apparently it was said he had stopped pretending to be sick and was out moving and about.

The deranged fatty has always kept the class leader’s bicycle in mind. Maybe he might not be able to control himself, and like a certain Scottish pioneer, he would rape the class leader’s bicycle.

No, the thought of such a possibility makes me restless, I’ll ask Dr. Yu later to imitate the anti-rape underwear and make an anti-rape bicycle device to protect the class leader’s bicycle’s virginity.

“Turning younger…” Dr. Yu actually began to think seriously about Chen YingRan’s suggestion, “I do know a Romanian alumnus at Stanford University who’s dedicated to researching a drug that will keep a women’s appearance forever at 12 years old. If we ignore the fact that it’s impossible, it would still be heresy…”

Holy shit, Dr. Yu, which Stanford University did you attend? Is it really the Stanford University that the two founders of Google attended? Why does it feel like the ones you know aren’t too mentally sound?

“Strictly speaking, only a mature woman with fully developed sexual characteristics can be considered a real woman.” Dr. Yu said with the characteristic fervor of a scientist and his own unique shamelessness, “If all the women in the world were trapped at the pathetic age of 12, will there even be a future for humanity?”

What a great statement. If you were in an American science fiction blockbuster, you would definitely be one of the righteous scientists on the the main character’s side.

“Hm.” Dr. Yu, who quickly wolfed down his food, used his dinner knife as if it was a scalpel and made cutting motions on the empty plate, “If it was to keep the world’s women at the age of 30, I would consider working with him…”

I take back what I just said, Dr. Yu doesn’t look anything like a righteous scientist at all. The reason why he isn’t with his Romanian alumnus of Stanford University has nothing to do with justice, but because milf lovers and lolicons have irreconcilable conflicts.

At this point, my dad thanked Chen YingRan, who was across the table, “Dr. Chen, I heard that you were concerned about Xiao Lin’s condition and came to visit him, thank you so much.”

Perhaps it was to dampen Dr. Yu’s spirits, Chen Ying Ran showed a cordial smile to my dad, as if she was actually a good school doctor who cared about her students.

“There’s no need for thanks, that said, Mr. Ye, this is the first time I’ve seen you, I didn’t expect you to be quite a bit more handsome than Ye Lin.”

“No, no, stop joking.” Dad said with a red face.

Although a little older, but my dad was indeed more handsome than Dr. Yu. After all, he passed his genes to me, the shota everyone loved back then (of course, now my appearance is crippled).

Also, these days, he’s been appearing around Auntie Ren all day, so he had to groom himself. He didn’t wallow in the past with an unkempt appearance like before, so of course it would score him points.

“Mr. Ye, I heard that you haven’t remarried for more than ten years after your divorce.” Chen YingRan held up the glass filled with red wine, her burgundy nails matched the red wine and it would remind you of the beautiful female vampires that often appear in movies.

“Since we’re both single, it doesn’t matter if we have a glass of wine together.” Chen YingRan said and raised her glass up to my dad.

I know that Chen YingRan was not interested in older men, and it was just a move to combat Dr. Yu, but I still couldn’t help but feel a chill down my spine.

Dad, you can’t get seduced by Chen YingRan. You can’t do anything that would let down Auntie Ren. If you and Chen YingRan get together and end up getting married, then your son would be in danger.

Although she felt that my looks aren’t pleasing enough, she still said that my strong body was very novel to her.

Even if Chen YingRan gets married to my dad, it would definitely be with an ulterior motive in mind. I don’t want to be violated every day by my stepmother, help, not there, yamete…

After being invited to drink by Chen YingRan, my dad was embarrassed and didn’t know how to respond. Dr. Yu spoke out to stop it, “He’s not really single, if you want to drink, I can accompany you.”

As a doctor and a party involved in the Cui Song Mountain incident, Dr. Yu knew about the circumstances surrounding Auntie Ren’s miscarriage, and also knew about my dad’s relationship with Auntie Ren.

“Huh, is there someone you want to remarry already?” Chen YingRan, however, did not care very much. Instead, she deliberately teased my dad in front of Dr. Yu and said, “But as long as you haven’t remarried, that means I still have a chance.”

Her smile was like a flower as she sent out sparks to my dad. You NTR enthusiast, I almost forgot that not only are you a shotacon, but you’re also an NTR enthusiast!

When she heard that my dad was not single, did she actually become happier because she had a chance to steal him away? My dad and my emotional problems are very messy right now, so please do not come in and cause more trouble.

“What, Uncle Ye wants to get remarried?” Xiao Qin said quietly from next to me, “I hope she is a good person and will be a little better to Ye Lin classmate…”

No problem, Auntie Ren is definitely a good person, but I hope if it gets to that day, Xiao Qin can calmly accept the truth and not be too surprised.

Chen YingRan did not mind that my dad was not interested in drinking with her. She put down her glass and casually began to have a chat with my dad, giving Dr. Yu the cold shoulder.

“Hehe, Ye Lin is a very interesting child…” Chen YingRan started the topic with me to get closer to my dad.

“Although the other teachers at school have a preconceived bias against him, I’m different. I keep watch in the infirmary every day, so I like male students who are more fit and like sports…”

My dad probably thought there wasn’t really a connection between being in the infirmary and liking fit boys, so he slightly frowned.

“Besides, Ye Lin also works very hard. Not only is he physically strong, his academic performance is also okay. He also helped my grandfather win a bet during last semester’s final exams…”

My dad paused, “Excuse me, your grandfather is…”

“Oh, I forgot to say.” Chen YingRan smiled, “My grandfather is the principal of 28 Middle. After the midterm exams, the vice-principal suspected Ye Lin of cheating, but my grandfather supported Ye Lin. He also made a bet with the vice-principal and said that in the final exams, Ye Lin’s score in mathematics, science, and chemistry will exceed the average score of his year…”

Huh, I think it did happen, but I was busy with basketball games and other miscellaneous things, so I completely forgot about the bet.

“Fortunately, Ye Lin did well on the exam, and my grandfather won a tin of Longjing tea from the vice-principal as he wished.” Chen YingRan’s eyes darted between the delicious food and finally locked on my dad.

“I heard recently that you used to be a university lecturer teaching physics, Mr. Ye, right? That’s why Ye Lin does well in the sciences.”

“It’s space physics.” My dad corrected her slightly, but was happy that his son had been praised.

I, on the other hand, was a little bit scared.

I completely forgot that the principal and vice-principal had made a bet. If I didn’t do well in the final exams, wouldn’t I have caused the principal to lose the bet?

The final exam this time was supposed to be an imitation of the final academic test for Junior High School students and restricted the use of draft paper, so it made me very uncomfortable. I kind of screwed up on my best subject, physics, so Niu ShiLi was able to take the first spot.

Fortunately, my average of the three courses was still higher than the overall average, otherwise the principal really looked after me a lot and it would be bad if he lost the bet.

Not to mention that the vice-principal is stingy as hell, he only used a tin of tea as the bet with the principal. Maybe the condition for if he won was to make the principal retire early so he could take over as principal.

If the vice principal, who has been working with the head teacher, comes to power, 28 Middle would introduce 100 rules on top of the “100 rules against intimate contact between boys and girls”!

Maybe she wanted to do a neglect play with Dr. Yu, but Chen YingRan was extra cordial with my dad and chatted for a long time. My dad had to answer each of her questions out of courtesy.

“Is the person Mr. Ye is planning to remarry much younger and prettier than me?” Chen YingRan asked, pretending to be jealous.

“No, not as young as you.” My dad replied truthfully. He was not good at dealing with women, and he looked very embarrassed.

“Then, she’s prettier than me.”

“About, about the same…”

“Then how did you meet.”

“One…”

I hurriedly glared at my dad, so that he didn’t say one night stand.

“One… one of my acquaintances introduced me.” My father was smart enough to change his wording in time.

“An acquaintance introduced you…” Chen YingRan used a toothpick to poke at a cherry that was on her plate, “if she is older than me, then she might also have a child, right?”

Dad hesitated to answer immediately, Chen YingRan immediately knew she guessed correctly, so she proudly put the cherry between her red lips. She seductively inhaled the cherry into her mouth, and deliberately splashed some juice out when she chewed, so that her scarlet lips became even redder.

“Don’t tell me it’s the mother of one of Ye Lin’s classmates?”