CH 831

The incident at the “Penta Kill”internet cafe where an elementary school student was beaten up became a famous topic of discussion in Dong Shan City.

According to eyewitness testimonies, the red scarf god’s mother, the middle-aged woman, walked into the internet cafe with a fierce look on her face. It looked like she would kill anyone who tried to stop her, even if it was a god, so the cashiers all stared at her but none of them tried to stop her.

The red scarf god was using one of his classmate’s computer and was very focused on the match. He was even typing (mocking us) and was completely caught off guard when his mother came from behind, grabbed his hair, and pressed his face against the keyboard.

“Fuck.” The red scarf god subconsciously swore and it made his mom even angrier. She didn’t stop and repeatedly smashed her son’s head into the keyboard more than ten times in a row.

That was why we saw a lot of gibberish typed into the chat. It was also the reason why the champion he controlled went crazy and used up all his skills. Winnie seized the opportunity and quickly killed him.

“All you know how to do is play games and you never study. Can you play games for the rest of your life?”

The middle-aged woman yelled as she hit him. The red scarf god’s classmates realized the situation wasn’t good for them either as they were afraid that their own parents would also come looking for them, so they quickly scattered.

The red scarf god was beaten into a daze and he realized the person hitting him was his mother. After having close intimate contact with the keyboard several times, the keys S and B were stuck to the side of his face.

The middle-aged woman beat up her son without mercy, plus the internet cafe wasn’t a legal internet cafe with proper permits and they were afraid of being reported. So even if the middle-aged woman damaged their equipment, none of the management tried to stop her.

“Mom, why are you hitting me?” The red scarf god was also a man. After being hit multiple times, he didn’t cry and beg for forgiveness, but actually talked back to his mom.

“I just don’t like to study, what’s wrong with playing games for the rest of my life? I’ll be an e-sports champion in the future, so you and dad should be nice to me while you still have the chance or else once I have money in the future…”

The middle-aged woman was already boiling with anger, but after hearing her son’s words, she was about to explode.

“How dare you talk back to me.”

The strong middle-aged woman grabbed her son’s hair and one of his arms.

The move was like the Mad Chemist Singed’s ‘fling’. She pulled her son up from the seat and dropped him to the floor.

The red scarf god sat on the floor in a daze. Before he had the chance to take a breath, the middle-aged woman slapped him across his face back and forth over twenty times.

After the red scarf god received a beating, he finally returned back to being a schoolboy. He cried and wanted to escape, but he couldn’t escape from his mother’s peerless martial arts.

The middle-aged woman then used Monk’s “Spinning Crane Kick”.

It was a slow roundhouse kick! The elementary school student received a kick in the ass and instantly dropped and rolled to the corner of the internet cafe. He was already low on hp and couldn’t move anymore.

“I don’t think you should hit your son so hard.” A person who was wearing earrings, had dyed yellow hair. and had tattoos on his arms tried to persuade her.

Based on his appearance, the guy seemed to be a hoodlum, but he quickly shut up when the middle-aged woman glared at him.

“It’s none of your business, I was the one who gave birth to my son. Also, that brat can really take a beating. His father used to beat him with a folding stool, but it did nothing to him.”

Damn, is his father one of the 18 Bronzemen from the Shaolin Temple? I think after being beaten by his mother and father, he already turned into an Astro Boy.

Before the middle-aged woman finished speaking, the elementary school student actually quietly climbed up from the corner and began to run immediately. It looks like he was only faking and he used the “feign death” skill. Usually the skill will take away aggro from the BOSS.

Unfortunately, the BOSS he met today was too strong and too intelligent.

[Middle-aged woman’s deep breath] [Middle-aged woman’s endless rage] [Middle-aged woman’s bloodthirsty berserk] [Middle-aged woman’s merciless surprise attack].

A series of continuous attacks rained down without mercy on the elementary school student’s ass. It sent him flying straight out of the internet cafe and he fell face down onto the dusty street.

“Mom, are you trying to kill me? I was picked off the streets right? I was definitely an orphan who was picked off the streets, right?” The elementary school student fell to the ground and was still able to yell, his resistance to blows really wasn’t something to be reckoned with.

“Do you think we would pick you up? Do you think anyone would even want you if you were thrown onto the streets?” The middle-aged woman bent down and grabbed one of her son’s legs, then dragged her son backwards all the way home as a crowds formed around her.

A total of only three to five minutes had passed from the time the middle-aged woman entered the internet cafe to the time she dragged her son away. Her fierce and incomparable martial arts moves deeply shocked everyone present.

At the same time, because the red scarf god and his classmates all ran away, we were able to see a rare phenomenon where the entire opposing team went AFK. The Golden Lightning Team was thus victorious. With cooperation of her teammates, Ai Mi was able to use the cryophoenix’s ultimate to kill the enemy champions numerous times at their base.

“Hahahahahahaha, it feels amazing.” Ai Mi laughed so hard that her shoulder straps were about to slip off her shoulders. I frowned and quickly helped her pull them back up.

“What are you doing manservant.” Ai Mi gave me a mean look, “I said I’d reward you by letting you lick my feet, I didn’t say I’d reward you by letting you touch my boobs.”

Who wants to touch your boobs? I was afraid of your boobs being exposed. Also, licking your feet obviously isn’t a reward, it’s a punishment.

“What’s going on?” Winnie, while controlling the troop lines to delay the time for the opponent’s base to be demolished so Ai Mi could get more kills, asked with surprise, “Ye Lin, how did you know that something was going to happen with them within 15 minutes. Did you use hacking software to make them all disconnect?”

I chuckled but didn’t give a clear response. Of course I won’t use hacks. At the time, I also didn’t know the red scarf god was getting a beating. I only had a rough guess that he was dragged out of the internet cafe and couldn’t keep playing.

Later, I heard that elementary school student was brutally beaten up by the [middle-aged woman’s punishment], and half of his face had swollen up and he looked like Trundle, so I couldn’t help but sigh.

To all LOL players, let’s not get too angry when we have teammates who disconnect in the future. We know that some people disconnect for a reason, such as they got a phone call, the rice burnt, they were scratched by a cat, they were bitten by a dog…. it’s all possible. Especially skilled students who suddenly disconnect, there’s an eighty percent chance they were caught by their parents! Some parents’ have power levels as high as 40 million, and they could scare their kids into pissing their pants by simply raising one of their hands.

In short, they were able to turn the tides and turn it into a victory. Ai Mi got the highest kill count of her career, and she was so proud of herself that her nose was growing like Pinocchio.

“You guys did okay.” Ai Mi said through the microphone to the outside, “Thanks to the manservant’s and my leadership, the rest of you, other than Winnie, won’t have to worry about being fired for a while.”

I felt that by saying that, Ai Mi was showing that she was close to Winnie. Once again, she was differentiating Winnie from the other teammates, which in the long run, could isolate Winnie.

So I helped Ai Mi smooth things over and said, “Everyone played well. Winnie, you can take everyone out for a late night snack. Ask Ai Mi for reimbursement once you come back.”

“Haha, late night snack!” The horse-faced high school student cheered from his chair, “Long live Miss Ai Mi, long live vice-captain Winnie. It’s worth it no matter how hard we have to work.”

Fan Chuan also stood up from his seat and moved his stiff arms, “There’s a beer and skewer place nearby that’s pretty good. Let’s go there later, the French meals aren’t bad but I still want to eat skewers and drink beer while sitting in the night breeze…”

“Fine by me.” Winnie stated with a big grin, “I’ll have to listen to mom and dad argue if I go home early anyway, so I’ll join you guys for a beer.”

Once she finished her sentence, everyone in the room, except for Fan Chuan who had already found true love, all looked at Winnie with bad looks and someone joked:

“Winnie, you’re the youngest in our team. If you’re a girl going out to drink with a group of men, then you might get drunk and we’ll have to help you get back. If that happens, don’t wrongly accuse us of taking advantage of you.”

“Save it.” Winnie said with disdain. She smiled and revealed her canine teeth as she swept a glance at the male team members, “I’ve never gotten drunk since I started drinking at the age of 10. You’re just a bunch of weak pussies, I’ll out-drink anyone who challenges me.”

The team was making a lot of noise and it looks like they all became a bit closer. Although Winnie was Ai Mi’s friend, but she was only second in power to Ren Peng and she wasn’t arrogant at all. It looks like she was going to get a lot more male bro friends again.

Ai Mi, who was in the throne room, suddenly had a grave expression and asked:

“What, can minors as young as 14 years old drink alcohol in China? The legal drinking age in the United States is 21 years old.”

I scratched my head and wondered if America was too conservative or China was too open-minded.

“Although it’s written everywhere that ‘this store doesn’t sell cigarettes or alcohol to minors’, the enforcement is very lax, and restaurants don’t really care if there’s a minor drinking at the table.”

Ai Mi, who was seated on the Jade Scorpion throne, looked like she was shocked, but also looked as if she saw a new door open before her.

“In California, if you sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 21, you will be fined and your alcohol license will be revoked for less severe cases, and jail time for more serious ones.”

That’s true, I once read a news article that said an FBI agent intentionally didn’t bring any ID to a restaurant to buy alcohol and basically caught the employees for not asking for ID. It caused American businesses to always ask for a form of ID or they won’t sell any alcohol. They won’t sell it even if you had visible wrinkles (in case of premature aging).

Of course, most Americans already drank at home at around 17-18 years old. It’s not like FBI agents are going to go into private residences to catch them.

But with Ai ShuQiao’s strict management of Ai Mi, she wouldn’t even let her drink Coke, much less let her drink alcoholic beverages. I bet Ai Mi hasn’t even drunk a single drop of alcohol yet.

What, you suddenly realized we’re extremely lax in terms of managing underage drinking, so you want to let me, your older brother, to cover for you and even help you buy alcohol?

Don’t kid yourself, there’s no way I would let you drink. You’re already so crazy when you’re sober, so you will be completely out of control when you’re drunk.