I was eight when I stole for the first time. It was a Snickers bar, from the gift shop of some ritzy hotel on the other side of Central Park.
Iâm no Oliver Twist or Aladdin. This wasnât stealing to eat and survive, or anything noble and poetic like that. I mean for fuckâs sake, I could see the damn hotel from the grounds of my family estate towering over Central Park South.
Even at that age, I knew how my family made money. I knew what we were, and what Iâd probably become. I remember rationalizing the theft by telling myself the hotel charging two grand a night for a room didnât need the Snickers bar. Especially when they were trying to sell the fucking thing for nine goddamn dollars.
I mean, fuck right off with that shit.
Dimitra caught me, because of course she did. I gave her the same rationalization Iâd given myself. It made her smile, but she still made me bring the Snickers bar back and apologize to the gift shop clerk who probably didnât give a shit anyway.
But there was a lesson for me in that, courtesy of Ya-ya. And it was that even if weâre a family of criminals, and even though Iâd probably grow up to steal more shit, it was important to remember that every action has a reaction.
Every theft, no matter what youâre taking, has a victim. So if youâre going to steal, make sure the victim deserves it.
Okay, probably not common grandmotherly words of wisdom, but I took them to heart. Since then, Iâve stolen a lot of shit: TVs, jewelry, sneakersâHades and I stole a fuckton of Nikes when we were youngerâcars, and more. But I always made sure that when I stole, I stole from someone who probably deserved to get their shit yoinked.
In this case, Iâd say Death almost certainly deserves to get fucked over now and then, wouldnât you?
Iâve never stolen my own life back from Deathâs icy grip before. But then, Iâve never had a partner in crime to assist me in that before.
Iâm glad I did, when it came down to it.
Because thereâs something else I stole: her heart. And I donât care who finds out, or has a problem with it.
Iâm never giving it back. Ever.
Itâs sunny out when I leave Mt. Sinai two weeks after my fall into the Hudson. I got a punctured lung from the bullet, plus a fun little variety pack of a broken arm, four cracked ribs, split head, broken nose, lacerated spleen, punctured kidney, and bruises like someone went at me with a grudge and a baseball bat from the fall itself.
But Iâm alive.
And Iâve got Bianca by my side.
â¦Grumbling for me to get back in the goddamn wheelchair.
âThey give it to you for a reason!â she mutters.
âYeah, to milk sympathy from your friends and family,â I grin.
She rolls her eyes. âYou did just fall off a fucking building, you know.â
âSo did you.â
She gives me a withering look. âI dove off. Thereâs a difference.â
âDivingâs just falling with style.â
She giggles, biting her lip as she looks up into my bruised face.
âFine,â she sighs. âBut if youâre not going to sit in the wheelchair, at least humor me and sit in that.â
I frown. âIn what?â
She holds up a key fob and pushes the button. A car beeps.
âThat.â
Curious, I turn.
Holy. Shit.
My jaw drops a little, my eyes wide as I stare at the gleaming black 1980 Defender 110. It even has the Euro specs with the steering wheel on the right hand side.
Stunned, I turn back to her. âWhat?â
She grins. âDonât thank me. Thank Hades. He flew in some sort of Land Rover experts from the UK, and heâs spent the last two weeks straight with the three of them rebuilding it.â
I gape at her. âThis is the one you blew up? That was in, like, fragments.â
She blushes, rolling her eyes. âYyyeah. But seriously, do not thank meâ ââ
âToo bad.â She giggles as I grab her, ignoring the pain inâ¦well, everywhereâ¦as I lean down and kiss her fiercely. âIâm going to anyway.â
âYeah, well,â she shrugs casually. âI guess I did save your life.â
âMy hero,â I murmur, pulling her into my arms. âHow can I ever repay you?â
âYou couldâ¦.â She frowns thoughtfully. âMarry me? Again? For real?â
âDone and done. What else?â
She grins. âTake me back to our church, chase me around, and fuck me within an inch of my life?â
âDepends,â I growl.
She rolls her eyes. âOn?â
Bianca gasps quietly as I pull her into my arms. My lips brush her ear, and she jolts as I bite down hard on the soft skin of her neck.
âOn if youâre going to be a good little slut for me.â
She whimpers. âAlways.â
âIn that case, yes. Anything else?â
She nods, her face flushed as her eyes lock on mine. âYeah. Maybe you couldâ¦love me forever?â
âDeal,â I murmur, and my lips find hers.