âYou donât understand! Heâs lyinâ to you all!â
Guilt.
âHeâs been insultinâ everythinâ about beinâ a dwarf since the accident!â
More Guilt.
âHeâs gonna destroy generations of beer makinâ!â
Extra Guilt.
âI just did what I had to!â
I looked up at that, feeling a pang of anger rather than guilt. How dare he! Heâd swindled me and messed with my head, and it was what he HAD to do?!
âBe silent, Tim. We arenât here to listen to your justifications. We are here to release any ongoing abilities on Alchemist Peter, and provide him with some closure. As per Nation of Crack Law Ver. 118, Section 8, Subsection 2, you may choose to voluntarily surrender any goods and repair any damages done to the injured party in order to reduce your sentence.â Diamond held her hand up to forestall Timâs sputtered reply. âDo not think of wasting the final opportunities provided to you by the law.â
Tim nodded; his eyes downcast.
âVery well, release any of your abilities of Alchemist Peter first.â
Tim held up a hand, and I could actually feel a weight come off my mind. Iâd needed to really focus on remembering the stolen silver, but now it was a fresh memory, raw and full of anger.
âThis all seems a little⦠lenient?â I put forward. Diamond, Brock, Tim, Grim, and two other guards turned to look at me. Diamond twirled her drill-beard for a moment before she answered.
âTimâs psych profile as well as his interrogation and examination of his Status indicate there is a chance for rehabilitation.â Diamondâs tone turned a bit sharp. âYou and he both agreed to allow for an arbitration, and right now he is wasting it!â
âI thought⦠I dunno. Thatâd Iâd have an opportunity to throw rotten tomatoes at him or somethin.â I mimed a tossing motion.
âWhere would you get a barbaric idea like that?â Diamond shook her head.
âWhat a waste of good food..â Grim muttered.
âSee! Heâs a mad-dwarf!â Tim shook his cuffs plaintively.
âHey!â
âENOUGH!â Diamond smashed a plated hand on the table, and we all jumped as the wood cracked. âTim, silence! Alchemist Peter, you may ask five questions!â She turned to look at Tim. âYou will speak only when questioned, and may only answer the question. Any further outbursts and Iâll personally see you put on the lowest level of the Capital prison!â
She dropped 32 silver coins, a tankard, and a small keg of beer on the table. âHere is the evidence that we collected from him, now let us perform this arbitration⦠properly.â She practically hissed.
âFine. Tim, have you been fakinâ everything? Were we ever friends at all?â I asked.
âMaybe. Until you mixed lemonade into Tha Brew, when you began ââ He was cut off as Diamond harrumphed. âUntil you made the radler.â
Diamond nodded at me, which I took to mean he was telling the truth. Diamond had approached me late in the evening to inform me of a possible âArbitrated Closureâ. She had deemed the situation appropriate for one, and was giving me the option. If I took it, Timâs sentence for having a Banned title would change from life imprisonment, to a chance at supervised parole. The entire thing would take place under a truth spell, which would tell Diamond if Tim lied. The idea was to provide me closure in a controlled space.
So, we had been friends for a short while. That⦠was nice, but it also made the resulting betrayal hurt even more.
âWhy?â I asked in a pleading tone.
âWhy what?â
âWhy did you do all this?â
âBecause you-!â Tim took a deep breath. âBecause I consider you a threat to our traditions and way of life.â
âThat doesnât even mean anythinâ!â
âIt does to me.â
I rubbed the bridge of my nose. It was like arguing with someone on the internet. He wasnât going to change his mind in this short time. Speaking of time.
âWhen did you start messin with me?â
âNot until the third month. Iâd been doinâ a simple swindle for a while; I wanted to slow down yer âgunpowderâ plan. If it was anythinâ like tha radler it could be nothinâ good. I wasnât sure I wanted to use my abilities on a fellow dwarf, but I decided to do it when I saw Speaker John drink some of yer radler.â
Diamond nodded at me again. âTwo more questions, then Tim is allowed one.â
âTim, why in Yearns name were you in my room?â Grim coughed and hid a grin. He'd been at Tim's initial interrogation. Why the hell was that funny?
âI was going to use some good dwarven steel to see if you were a true dwarf.â
âYou were going to knife me!?â I looked at the evidence, the only thing made of steel was the tankard.
âNo prevarication.â Diamond warned, her voice dark.
âI was goinâ ta make ya drink beer till you admitted it was good.â
âWhat!?â
Grim actually sputtered and ran out of the room. Diamond glowered at the door and nodded at a guard, who locked it. She turned to Tim. âContinue please.â
âI figured I could bring ya back with enough of Tha Brew. You might be the Great Deceiver -â
Diamondâs fingers snapped and Timâs voice was cut off, though his mouth continued to move. I shook my head. âNo, let him finish.â She nodded and snapped her fingers, and he was suddenly audible again.
â- give you a chance to prove you were a true dwarf. Iâd lost the chance to stop yer experiments, but maybe I could convince ya to give up yer ways.â
I looked at Diamond. That couldnât be true, it was nuts! She shrugged and nodded.
I slumped back in my chair. No wonder sheâd set this thing up. Tim wasnât a monster; he was a misguided IDIOT. That and a howling hypocrite. My heart grew a little stony at that. Heâd stolen from me, and I was beginning to remember that heâd stolen from the city coffers too. He was justifying things to himself, but the reality was only one of us had truly broken dwarven law and tradition, and it wasnât me.
âWhy didnât you just talk to me?â
âBecause you were so full of yerself that you never gave me tha time of day.â
Ugh. Diamond looked at me and nodded, then shrugged. âThose are your five questions Alchemist Peter. Tim, you may ask your one question.â
Tim turned to look at me, his bald head wrinkled with thought. We sat in silence for a few minutes until he finally spoke.
âAre you actually Peter?â
Wow. What a loaded question, and frighteningly sharp. Sweat beaded on my forehead, but I had an easy answer to that.
âAbsolutely. I am, and always have been, Peter.â
Tim looked at me suspiciously, and then at Diamond. She nodded and he hung his head.
âVery well, Alchemist Peter, you may make one closing statement.â
It was my turn to think for a while. I looked at the three guards, who were clearly bored out of their minds, and considered the problem.
Did I forgive Tim?
No. It was a bit too soon.
Was I mad at him? Kind of. Heâd scammed me, and used abilities on me that were so vile they made his entire existence illegal. That was kind of sad in a way. I thought back on my incredibly racist great-grandpa, whoâd gotten into a lot of trouble towards the end for his opinions on the First Nations and the Chinese. Tim wasâ¦. kind of like my grandpa. Hidebound, afraid of change, and lashing out in the only way he could. In doing so, heâd hurt those around him, but in his own mind it was a misguided attempt to save people.
I sighed. I almost wished he had tried to knife me. That would have made this all so much easier.
âTim, you were one of the first few friends I can remember having. If you were truly my friend, rather than forcing it on me, youâd have tried to make a beer that I would actually enjoy. I didnât choose to dislike âTha Brewâ, itâs just tha way I am.â
Tim was downcast as the Guards removed him and took him away.
I slumped down in my chair, exhausted. I still had so many goodbyes to do.
---
âYou there, Doc?â
âYes. Come in.â
I entered her cabin and paused. Lillyweather was asleep on the bed. I flinched as my eyes ran over her injuries.
Her left leg was missing below the knee.
I dropped my voice to a whisper.
âIs she ok now?â
âYes. Healer Bastion came late last night and we managed to save her life. She needs some rest for now, but she lost her leg.â Opalâs voice was clinical, but I could hear the anguish behind her words. âUnfortunately, a full regrowth of the limb far exceeds Healer Bastionâs mana capacity.â
Gods. I felt awful. It wasnât my fault, but it had been my experiment, so I felt a little responsible.
âIs there anything I can do?â Perhaps I could find a better Healer?
âNo, Copperpot has it handled, leave it to him. As her mentor he bears the most responsibility and obligation.â
We both looked at her for a while before I spoke again.
âI came to say goodbye. Balin and I leave in the morning.â
âOh.â
Doc Opal got the weirdest look on her face as she rubbed at her chinstrap beard. It was a mixture of delight and annoyance, hope and despair at the same time. âI will beâ¦. sad to see you go.â
âIâll miss you too Doc. Thanks for everything, especially the use of your supplies.â
âOf course, Peter. Thank you for the sweets, and for brightening Branâs kitchen.â
âI hope we meet again."
âWe will eventually, surely. Balin said you plan to move to Minnova.â
âBalin has a big mouth, and donât call me Shirley.â
âWhat?â
âGoodbye Opal.â
---
âIâm really going to miss you Sam.â
Sam smiled as he leaned in and gave me a giant hug. I could feel tears wetting his beard.
âIâll be out before ya know it, eh?â
âNot too soon, I value my eardrums.â
âGood luck out there, son, yer goinâ ta need it. If you get stuck, go look for a dwarf named Drum at tha Rusty Battleaxe. Just tell him Sam sent ya.â
âGoodbye old man.â
âSo long, Pete.â
â
I peaked around the door.
âGoodbye Grim -â
âI donât care! Get out! Beggone, Agent of Aaron!â
âIâll miss you!â
âIâll miss you with my AXE if you donât get out of my mine!â
My teeth flashed in the darkness of the hallway as I retreated. Iâd need to send something special to Grim. Maybe a couple kegs of my first beer, to share with the prison populace.
â
*sniff* âI canât believe yer leavin!â
I held up a handkerchief, nonplussed. âI didnât realize it meant that much to ya Bran.â
*sniffle* âYou always had so many amazin ideas.â *honk*
âYouâre a great chef Bran, you know enough now to start making yer own recipes.â
âBut now I got nothin to sell to make enough silver fer lemons!â *sob*
âYOU WERE SELLINâ MY RECIPES!?â
Bran opened up a drawer and revealed the contents. My eyes widened.
â
Balin and I stood at the entrance to the City of Minnova Prison Mine and looked down the path towards the city. The chain gang had lined up to say goodbye, and there was a heady mix of cheering and happy well wishes to send us off. It had taken a year, but I was free.
I turned to Balin.
âAre ya ready to go buddy?â
âAye, that I am. Letâs step into our future!â
âOkay, but watch where youâre stepping, Balin.â
We each took a step forward. There was a squelch and the stench of goatshit.
âSee? I told you.â
âPETE!â