Chapter 38: chapter 38

It was mehendi and Sangeet day.... Everyone were invited including top business people.... Mythili and shyam were sitting beside of each other and they were getting mehendi on there hands Mythili was wearing a blue lehenga with white designs.... She was looking beautiful ❤️Shyam was wearing a red and green matching sherwani and he was looking handsome ❤️Everyone were laughing and talking about shyam's and Mythili's future and there marriage.... Even shyam and mythili were laughing, cracking jokes and enjoying themselves.....It was now the moment of Sangeet everyone were happy they were teasing shyam and mythili.... Some of the relatives were playing antashkari ( it is a type of came where people sing song by given letter) .... All the cousins of mythili came on the stage and started to dance....On Tere naa’ diyan dhooman pe gaiyanTu chandigarh tohn ayi niTenu dekh ke hoke bharde neKhade chowkan vich sipahi niThoddi te kala til kudiyeThoddi te kala til kudiyeJyon daag ae chand de tukde teTenu kala chashmaTenu kala chashmaTenu kala chashma jachda aeJachda ae gore mukhde teTenu kala chasma jachda aeJachda ae gore mukhde teSadkon pe chale jabLadkon ke dilon mein tuAag laga de baby, Fire!Nakli se nakhre tu kareJab dekhe humeinJhooti liar!Kala kala chasma jachta tere mukhde peJaise kala til jachta hai tere chin peApni adaaon se zyada nahi to10-12 ladke to maar hi deti hogi tu din meTujh jaise 36 phirte hainMeri wargi aur na honi vewargi aur na honi vewargi… aur na honi ve Tu munda bilkul desi haiMain Katrina ton sohni veHaay.. main fed up ho gaiyaan mundeyaHaay.. main fed up ho gaiyaan mundeyaSun sun ke dukhde veMenu kala chashma…Ho menu kala kala kala…Ho menu kala chasma jachda aeJachda ai gore mukhde peMenu kala chasma jachda aeJachda hai gore mukhde teJachda hai gore mukhde teSadkon pe chale jabLadkon ke dilon mein tuAag laga de baby, Fire!Oh menu.. Oh menu..Nakli se nakhre tu kareJab dekhe humeinJhooti liar!Ho menu kala chashma…Ho menu kala kala chashmaAye kala chasma..Oh kala kala kala kala kala oy…Hey…Kala chashma jachda aeJachda ae gore mukhde teTenu kala chasma jachda aeJachda ae gore mukhde te (x2)There dance was over and everyone clapped.... Now it was time for shyam's cousins to dance.... Tu ho gayi one to twoOh kudiye what to doOh ho gayi munde diTu turu turu ru.You've gone two from one [as in, you're getting married, so it'll be two of you now.]O girl, what to do?You've now become the guy's..Patangaan vargiTu ainvai udd diOh ho gayi munde diTu turu turu turuLike a kite,you fly just like that,You've now become the guy's..Heellan de chaldi, Tuk tuk tu kardiMake up tu kardi yaarAngrezi padhdi, git-pit tu kardiJimme queen saddi VictoriaYou walk with heels, making tuk-tuk sound,and wear make up..You read English, and talk in English[gitpit is used when someone speaks English fast and you can't understand it.]like our queen Victoria..Tu ghanti big ben diPoora London thumakdaOh jaddo nachche pehn diPoora London thumakda..You're the bell of big ben[Trivia: Big Ben actually means the bell only, though the name's usage is generally extended to the clock and tower as well.]Entire London dances..When you dance O dear,the whole London dances.[pehn di is again a swear word, but is here said in a loving way, to express surprise.]Haaye.. haaye..LaTTe di chaadarUtte honeymoon kar maahiyaAavo saamne, aavo saamneTera ki size hai das mahiyaOn the woollen sheet,have your honeymoon, O dear..Come in front of me,and tell what's your size, O dear..Malmal da kurdaDikh jaaye sab kuchh clear mahiyaTere saamne, tere saamneLagda hai chhotta palang mahiyaUnder the silk shirteverything can be seen clear, O dear,In front of you,the bed looks small, O dear..Oh Siyappa..O damn..Oye hoye hoye.. death hi ho gayi..O it's just killing..Loudspeaker te, Madonna vajdi ho Like a virginAithe utthe kendeTraphalgar de, kabootar vargiO Mema phirdi, gutar goon kardiGulabi shade da, rang hai firangiRakhi tu saanv ke aaSaanu te lagta, Southall to changiJagaah koi nahi hai badiyaOn the loudspeaker, Madonna is being played ‘Like A Virgin’They say here and there..Like a pigeon of Trafalgar square,Madam roams around, chattering [the word used is gutar-goon, which expresses the sound of a pigeon, and also used for flirting.]Your color is pink like a foreigner,Keep it carefully..I feel that there is no better placethan Southall.[Southall is a suburban district of London known for the highest concentration of Punjabis in England.]Tu ghanti big ben diPoora London thumakdaOh jaddo nachche pehn diPoora London thumakda..Sir pe gilassi rakhLondon ThumakdaPunjabi style vichLondon ThumakdaLassi da gilaas khichLondon ThumakdaLondon dances with a (whiskey) glass on headLondon dances in Punjabi styleLondon dances drinking a glass of Lassi...Thumakda thumakda London thumakdaO waah ji waah..Tunakda tunakda, Tumba tunakda..Dances, dances, London dances.O wow.sounds O sounds, the tumba sounds..[Tumba is a string based musical instrument.]There dance was over and everyone were clapping.... And one of the cousin of shyam who is close to him  took the Mike and started to speak.....Cousin- hello guys, now both the sides have danced and kept fire on the stage..... Now let us ask some questions to the bride and groom...Mythili and shyam - us...??Cousin - yes , ofcourse you guys only.... So the question is.... Who fell in love first ??Mythili and shyam saw each other's face and gave a smirk... ( They knew these people will Ask them these types of questions so they were prepared early only )Mythili- I fell in love first...Cousin- ok, who is likely to make up an argument??Shyam - I ....Cousin- oh, who will say sorry after an argument....Mythili- actually we both....Shyam-yeah...Cousin- ok, now let's start asking some questions to our elders.... Um... First I will start with bhabhi's ( mythili) parents.... Tell me what makes the relationship strong??Mythili's parents- we think that trust and love makes a relationship strong...  ☺️Cousin- ok, that's a good answer.... Now a question to bhaiya's ( shyam ) parents what do you think is worst in relationship??Shyam's dad- um... Betrayal.... Not only in relationship but also in anyone's life....Cousin- ok.... That's a good answer....Like this the ceremony ended and everyone enjoyed it.....