âGu Muxi, Iâve thought about it, maybe letâs notâ¦â
âNot? How can we not? Can a man say no? Yi Feng, donât be like a woman!â
âMy arms and legs, Iâm afraid they wonât be able to take it!â
âAre you feeling weak? Do you want me to feed you some goji berries?â
âYouâre the one whoâs weak! Wait for me, Iâm going to the bathroom first!â
Yi Feng dashed out of the bed, pulled open the door, and was about to leave, but suddenly a hand grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.
âDonât even think about running, follow me inside!â
Gu Muxi dragged Yi Feng by the collar back into the room.
Yi Feng: ââ¦â¦â
He hadnât expected his plan of urinary escape to be seen through!
Yi Feng was dragged back onto the bed, and Gu Muxi warmed up her neck.
âGu Muxi, what are you trying to do?â
âIf you do this, Iâll scream!â
âI warn you not to insult my will, if you must insult⦠then insult my body!â
Yi Feng clutched his clothes, a âheroicâ expression on his face.
Gu Muxi rolled her eyes at him, âIâm not the least bit interested in your body, Iâm here to teach you male self-defense techniques, got it?â
âDo I really have to learn? Canât I just not learn?â Yi Feng tugged at the corner of his mouth.
Gu Muxi unhesitatingly said, âNo.â
âAlright then, but let me declare in advance, I wonât do any high-difficulty moves.â Yi Feng shook his head with a bitter smile.
Knowing he couldnât get past this without agreeing to her.
âHehe, donât worry, there wonât be any high-difficulty moves.â Gu Muxi smiled, her eyes curving into cute crescents.
But Yi Feng knew from her smile that this girl definitely didnât have good intentions!
âStand up, stand on the bed, thereâs not enough space below, letâs practice on the bed.â Gu Muxi pulled Yi Feng up.
âIâll teach you a move for the front first, if someone grabs your collar, you need to quickly free yourself and subdue them.â
âIâll demonstrate once, grab my shirt.â
Gu Muxi placed his hand on the collar above her chest.
Yi Fengâs face reddened, feeling that Gu Muxiâs shirt collar was a bit loose, if he pulled like thisâ¦
âHehe, isnât this a bit inappropriate?â
Yi Feng said so, but he was somewhat eager inside.
âWhatâs inappropriate about it? Just do it if I tell you to.â Gu Muxi glared at him.
âAlright, then Iâm pulling!â
Yi Fengâs right hand grabbed her shirt, pulling open her collar.
Oh my!
When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you!
Yi Feng only glanced once, immediately feeling a bit dazed.
But in the next moment, he saw Gu Muxi press down on his hand, using a counter-joint technique, tripping him with her foot, back-throwing Yi Feng, and then pinning him down.
The whole movement was smooth and fluent.
But Yi Feng didnât pay attention to her movements, couldnât see clearly.
Only felt as if he had flown up, then fell down, and then was pinned down.
But⦠it was worth itâ¦
âHehe, how about it, Yi Feng, did you learn it?â Gu Muxi triumphantly pinned him down.
âHehe⦠heheâ¦â
Yi Feng foolishly laughed, not really listening to what she was saying.
âHm? What are you laughing foolishly at?â
Gu Muxi looked down at him, pausing.
âMy goodness! Yi Feng, youâre bleeding from your nose!â
Gu Muxi initially thought she had been too rough, causing his nosebleed, suddenly panicked, and quickly released him.
Yi Feng then felt his nose was warm, touched it, and saw blood.
Damn! How could I be so disgraceful!
Bleeding from the nose like this?
If it was later⦠well, wouldnât I just explode and die?
âAre you, are you okay?â Gu Muxi helped him up, hurriedly handed him a couple of tissues.
Yi Feng wiped his nose with the tissue, a smear of bright red.
âCough cough, no, no problem, maybe⦠maybe itâs just too hot, got a bit overheated.â Yi Fengâs face reddened, awkwardly said.
âReally?â Gu Muxi asked doubtfully.
âReally!â Yi Feng nodded vigorously.
Gu Muxi sat on the bed, helplessly said, âOkay then, later you go and brew a packet of herbal tea to cool down, weâll practice again tomorrow.â
Stinky Feng, for your nosebleedâs sake, Iâll let you off today!
But some other day, I will definitely give you a good training!
âDonât, we agreed to teach me a few moves today, how can we give up halfway because of a little incident?â
âAbandoning halfway is not my style!â Yi Feng wiped off the nosebleed, seriously said.
âHm? Since when did you become so enlightened, Yi Feng?â Gu Muxi was slightly surprised.
Yi Feng stood up, chest out, filled with a noble spirit, âOur generation needs to be this enlightened, otherwise how can we support the state in the future?â
Actually, he was thinking, if not for another chance, how could he see the abyss clearly again?
Gu Muxi also stood up, her expression weirdly glanced at him, âReally want to continue?â
âReally!â Yi Feng nodded without hesitation.
Gu Muxiâs mouth curved into a smug smile, Stinky Feng, since youâre asking for it, donât blame me then!
âThen letâs do it again, you continue to grab my collar, Iâll move slower this time, you have to watch carefully!â Gu Muxi instructed.
Yi Feng chuckled, âI will definitely watch carefully!â
âGood, then get ready!â Gu Muxi said seriously.
Then she placed Yi Fengâs hand on her collar again, a sly look flashing in her eyes.
Stinky Feng, watch me train you well!
âSwish!â
In the blink of an eye, Gu Muxi once again back-threw Yi Feng onto the bed, pinning him down as he yelped in pain.
âAgain!â
âGu Muxi, be gentler!â
â¦
In the living room, Li Wan brought out a basket of apples, placing them on the coffee table.
âWhat are those two kids doing in the room? Why do they hide in the room as soon as they finish eating?â Li Wan wondered, glancing at Gu Muxiâs room door.
âTheyâre probably playing computer games inside, hey, donât mind them, young people have their own ideas, weâre old, canât control them too much.â Gu Xingzhong shook his head and laughed, continuing to read his newspaper.
Li Wan picked up an apple and began peeling it, smiling, âTo be honest, itâs good that Xixi and little Feng can get along, itâs less worrisome.â
âThese two kids grew up together, their personalities complement each other, thereâs a bit of a match made in heaven, haha!â
Gu Xingzhong put down his newspaper, shaking his head, âI just asked Xixi a few days ago, asked her if she was dating Xiaofeng, Xixi said no, very firmly, I think, we misunderstood them!â
âAh, then what was said last time wasâ¦â Li Wan paused.
âHey, anyway, theyâre not dating, last time the sheets were dirty because little Feng dirtied them, Xixi asked him to take them back to wash.â Gu Xingzhong smiled helplessly.
âAh, is that so⦠then itâs quite a pity.â Li Wan reacted, a hint of disappointment in her eyes.
Gu Xingzhong drank some tea, âThese two kids might just be too familiar with each other from growing up together, maybe thatâs why they donât feel anything.â
âThink about it, dating is all about the first sight, the feeling of heartbeat.â
âTheyâre together all the time, if there were feelings, they would have felt it long ago, using a trendy term, thatâs called no spark.â
Li Wan sighed, âThat makes sense.â
âRelationships canât be forced, itâs all about fate.â
As they were talking, suddenly a âbangâ came from Gu Muxiâs room, followed by a ruckus, turning chaotic.
Li Wanâs face showed surprise, âHm? What are they doing in the room? Are they trying to tear the house down?â
âIâll go check!â
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