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POPPA

"Please don't pee on me," I said as I carefully opened M's diaper

I Hate doing this shit sometimes she is letting it rip

I fully opened the diaper and she didn't do anything so she must be done

I grabbed the wipe and wiped her down and gave her a new pamper

"You ready to see you grandma Lil Woo" I sad

She started kicking her feet

She loves my momma cause all she do is fatten her up I mean I can't lie either I be doing that shit too

Nunu the one that is having her snack on kale chips and shit

My baby does not want that shit she not no fucking cow

"Let's get you all fly," I said looking in her closet trying to find some

"What the hell is this," I said looking at a Lil two-piece with a tube top and a skirt

"Imma whoop yo momma ass," I said to M

Not gonna have my daughter looking fast

"Our yeah this the one," I said grabbing a Burberry onesie

"You my baby fresh my baby clean" I sang

"Ok umm what now you hungry," I asked her as if she was gonna respond

I don't know why I and Nunu be talking to her as if she understands what we saying

I tried to give her her bottle but she ain't want it so I just tried to put her down but she just started crying.

"Ok fine girl damn I'll carry you let's go find your mommy," I said walking in the bathroom seeing Nunu tucking in her stomach

"Bro..what are you doing," I said

"Do I look fat?" she said

"No you look, fine bae I told you about that," I said

"Ok if you say so," she said still tucking her stomach in

"Bae if you not happy with your body we can go to the gym," I said

"Maybe I should get surgery," she said making me damn near slap the shit out of her

I don't get anything against surgery but she doesn't even need it.

"Bae your perfect just the way you are you don't need that surgery shit you perfect," I said

"Ok Papi you right I mean I guess we can go to the gym one of these days," she said

"Listen don't stress about it ok," I said as she nodded her head

"You ready cause if so we can go drop her off at my mom's house," I asked her

"Yeah we can go," she said turning off the bathroom light.

We went to the car and I put Malaysia in her car seat as D went in her diaper bag making sure everything was in there

"You got everything," I asked her

"Yep..wait I need to grab my lip gloss and gum be right back," she said

"Aight," I said

As she was in the house my phone dinged letting me know I had a notification it was Obasi

"My nigga hurry up and bring the baby, mom is about to let out a whole search hunt for her " the text read

"Bro we in the car now I'm just waiting on D let her know we on our way" I texted back

By the time I sent the text Nunu was in the car

"Ok got everything," she said

"Aight lets go then," I said starting the car and driving off

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"What took y'all so long," My mom said

"It wasn't even that long ma" Nunu laughed

"It was long enough," she said grabbing Malaysia out of her cars seat

"Aww my chunky lil baby," my momma said

"When y'all gone give me another grand  baby,," she asked

"Soon," I said making Nunu damn near break her neck

"Malaysia is not even one yet," Nunu said

"Well when she turns one we'll have another one ma," I said

"Ok baby I'm looking forward to it now go on y'all lil date," my mom said

"Ok ma bye love you," nunu said

"Love you too baby," she said back

"Why would you tell her that," Nunu said hitting my arm as we walk back to the car

"What you act like I said something wrong," I said

"But I need to go to the gas station right quick," I said

"Yeah I was about to tell you that your tank gonna be on E" Nunu said

We drive to the gas station and before ingot out, I asked Nunubif she wants anything

"You want something from here," I asked her

"No we going out to eat aren't we," I said

"Yeah I'm just making sure cause last time you slapped the shit out of me for not getting you something from here," I said

"Boy stop I couldn't control my hormones," she said

"Sure the fuck couldn't," I said

"Boy go get the gas before we get stuck here," Nunu said

I chuckled and went into the gas station

"How you doing," the cashier said

"I'm doing good you," I asked

"I'm good I'm good," he said

"That's good but aye lemme get 20 on pump 5," I said handing him my card

"Ok you're all set," he said

After I got out of the gas station I saw this bummy-looking nigga at my car window on the passenger side where Nunu was.

"No it's ok I'm not interested I got a boyfriend" I heard her say

"You can't have no friends or nothing baby," he asked as I just chuckled watching back to see what nunu went say

"No I can only  have friends that are girls my man don't play about me," she said

She damn right I don't

"I can keep a secret," he said

"That ain't gone be a good secret to keep cause my man shoot people," she said

Yep this my wife

It wasn't  obvious she wasn't interested and she started to get uncomfortable so I decided to step in

"Aye my nigga you ain't hear her the first few times if it ain't obvious to you already she ain't interested," I said

"Who the hell are you," he said

"I'm her Nigga the one that shoots people," I said

"Aw, this you?" He said

"Yeah that's ALL me now get back from her window," I said

"Fasho Fasho you got it," he said going back in his car and driving off

"Bum ass nigga" I said after pumping the gas in getting in the car

I looked in the left and saw Nunu cheesing hella hard before grabbing my face giving me a wet kiss

"Juicy ass kiss," I said licking her lips

"Thank you for helping me get out of that situation Papi," she said

"I'm yo man it's what I'm supposed to do," I said as I put my hand on her thigh and driving

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Not pop making dates chile

Y'all ready for the date

It ain't gonna be crazy like the first date