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Chapter 35

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STRIP FA ME BABY[ a pop smoke story]

NUNU

"Boy what the hell...GET UP" I said as I woke up and felt like somebody was in my bed and it was Pop.

Always sneaking in here.

After I gave Pop an ultimatum he finally gave in an came to my apartment but he slept on the couch well at first but he done snucked his ass in my bed after I made it clear last night that he was going to sleep on the couch and stay there and he swore up and down that he was.

"Huh..oh" he said looking around acting like he had no idea how he got in here.

"Huh nothing why are you in here after I told you where you was gonna sleep at?" I said to him.

"Bae it was cold in there and-"

I slapped him in the back of his head before he could even finish.

"The whole house is the same temperature so what the hell do you mean you were "cold" "

I said doing air quotes.

"Bro my back was hurting on that concrete made ass couch" he said being dramatic.

"Boy don't play with me my couch is comfortable as fuck" I said

"Shit if it was comfortable I would've stayed in there" he said

"Boy whatever I wanna go shopping" I said getting out if bed putting on my furry slides and went into the bathroom.

"You straight forward with it huh?" Pop said walking in the bathroom grabbing his toothbrush that he has here from the medicine cabinet above my sink.

"Um Bashar you owe me" I said rolling my eyes.

"I thought I was paying you back with sex?" He said

"Eww if you think that's payback then you going out so sad and I don't want that lil raisin dick of yours anyway so I'll very much pass" I said

"Woooww so now I got a raisin dick huh?" He said putting his hand on his chest being fake shocked.

"Wait I though you knew" I said

"Girl shut the hell up before I smack you and you know damn well my dick is FAR from small so shut that shit up and I know this because after we got done having sex that one time you went straight on yo phone and started telling yo ratchet ass friends about it" he said shoving me out the way so he could spit out his toothpaste and I just stood there with my mouth open.

"Close yo mouth before I stick some in it" he said wiping his mouth with a towel and beginning to wash his face.

"Bashar why would you say that," I said hitting his arm.

"Why not I had to refresh your memory since you wanna have amnesia" he shrugged his shoulder starting to head out the bathroom before stopping.

"Oh and hurry up before Baby girl wakes up," he said turning off the bathroom light while I was still in here.

"Do too damn much he knew he ain't have to do all that" I said as I started brushing my teeth.

CHANEL™

POPPA

"Bae pleaseee" Nunu begged

"Girl no I'm not gonna buy you that," I said

We was now in Chanel and as we were looking for stuff Nunu found this Chanel purse and now she won't leave me alone about it.

"I'll buy you that purse next time," I said

Going to the other aisle of stuff looking around.

I didn't even wanna be in here She the one who dragged me in this damn store.

"Why next time, can we just buy it now" she whined.

"Girl you better calm the fuck down in this damn store don't get fucked up cuz" I mumbled in her ear sternly.

"Bae pleaseeee" she said quietly this time.

"Bro why" I asked looking at a hoodie that I got from a rack.

She though for a second before responding.

"Because I...because I love you" she said hugging me.

"Girl sit to ass down you don't love me" I waved her off.

"Bae yes I do and I can prove it" she said

"How" I said crossing my arms.

She whispered in my ear making my eyes go wide as I looked at her boring my lips after.

"Mhmmm that sounds nice don't it" she said nodding her head making me nod my head back.

"Um excuse me can I get that purse over there" I yelled at the worker.

IN THE CAR

"Thank you so much baby" Nunu said kissing all over my face hugging me.

"Yeah yeah yeah whatever I just know yo ass better do what you said you was gon do to me in that store" I said putting the keys in the ignition.

"I gotchu baby"  she said taking her purse out the package

"You just couldn't wait to get home huh?" I said

"Nope not at all like who would wanna wait for this" she said holding up her purse admiring it.

"It's literally just a bag"I said as she stale faced me.

"Do I say anything when you flex your watches and your chains?" She replied

"No-"

"Right after all it's just a watch and a necklace" she said then hugged her purse and I just rolled my eyes

"Baby girl is being mad quiet" I said

"A lil too quiet hold on," Nunu said hoping kn the back seat.

"Bae I'm driving," I said looking back and then looking back at the road.

"Boy shut up I'm tryna see if my baby is alive" she said tapping Malaysia making her move and squirm.

"Oh maybe she's just in a milk coma" she said getting back in the drivers seat.

"Now what if I had crashed and you flew out the window" I said pulling into our driveway.

"Do not say that type of stuff you gon jinx it" Nunu said hitting my arm.

"It was just a thought" I said.

"Well keep your damn thoughts to yourself especially the negative ones" Nunu said with Malaysia's car seat in her hand walking into the apartment building.

"Bro these couches are so damn ugly like it makes me angry" I said

"Um if there's a problem you can go to your raggedy ass house" she said taking Malaysia out her car seat making her wake up.

"Hii Mamii" Nunu cooed

She just sat there and mugged her.

"No no no don't do that cause you look like your daddy," Nunu said

"Girl she wouldn't  even be here if it wasn't for me" I said pushing Nunu head to the side.

"Boy please you act like she ain't get her good looks from me" Nunu said flipping her hair.

Bro sometimes I just wanna snatch her wig off just to see what she would do but then again I ain't tryna die so I guess we'll never find out.

"So I'm ugly now" I said

"I mean if you insist" she said making me throw a pillow at her head.

"You know what lets fight I'm tired of talking" I said walking in the bedroom with Nunu following behind me with Malaysia in her arms.

"Here baby come watch your daddy get his ass beat" Nunu said putting Malaysia on the couch and propping a pillow behind her so she can sit up.

"Naw watch yo mama get her ass beat" I said putting my guards up.

"Wassup" she said putting hers up.

"Shit I'm waiting on you what's cracking?" I said

She tried to hit me but I quickly dodge it giving her a light slap on the face. She hit me my arm and I hit her back then we started throwing hits and I tried to tackle her on the bed but she was trying so hard to stop me meanwhile Malaysia was laughing her head off.

"It's not funny mami" Nunu said trying her best to get out of my grip.

"It's ok stink you can laugh mommy just mad cause she not winning" I said finally slamming her on the bed and getting up flexing my muscles.

"I'm the truth nigga" I said walking out the room.

"Yo daddy is a jerk" I heard Nunu say

"What was that?" I said walking back in the room with my hand cupped on my ear.

"Is that another ass whooping I hear?" I said

"Boy fuck you" she said

"Anytime bae all you gotta do is say the word" I said going into the kitchen

"You so childish" nunu said walking in the kitchen and handing me Malaysia and I started kissing all over her face.

"WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP PUTTING THESE ZEBRA CAKES IN THE FRIDGERATOR" she yelled

"Cause that where they belong" I said back.

"And don't yell at me" I said sending her a hard smack on her ass making her jump and hold her butt.

She then grabbed the zebra cakes and started throwing them at me.

"Ahh come on we got to run Asia" I said running in the room.

"Don't run know imma about to choke you" I heard Nunu say.

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Ok y'all imma make the new book either today or tomorrow most likely today but if not then tommorow

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