39

POPPA

"YEAH MYKEL, GIVE EM HELL MYKEL" Nunu and Xiarra both yelled in the back seat making me roll my eyes as I parked in the airport parking lot.

The whole car ride felt longer then what it needed to be.

From the random outburst of screams, The "Periods" and the "I know that rights" made my head hurt it was so tempting not to go back there and knock their heads together.

"Bae why you look like someones stressed out daddy" Nunu said pushing Malaysia stroller as I was getting the bags out the trunk.

"Because I am someones stressed dad" I said looking at her with a straight face.

"Stressed for what we on vacation Bae loosen up ugly" She said hitting me in the back of my head.

"Girl do not make me slap you in this damn parking lot" I said through gritted teeth making her laugh.

She thinks a nigga playing with her see that's her fucking problem now when I yell at her she gon try to tell my moms.

"Who you bout to slap," My mom said behind me as we were walking to the airport.

"Obasi," I said quickly.

Let my momma find out I'm putting my hands on girls she'll probably kill me.

"I ain't even do shit," Obasi said with his arms up.

"Don't start this shit y'all foreal we got white folks looking at is crazy" Xiarra said.

"I don't give a fuck what these useless crayons got to say about us," I said causing the metal detector person to make a face.

" No offense ma'am," I said looking at her.

"Bae let's go get some Annie Pretzels," Nunu said with pleading eyes.

"Fu-I mean Freak No," I said realizing that my mom was close by

I really got to stop cussing for real.

"Bae please it's gonna be quick the line ain't even  long you being mad dramatic," She said rolling her eyes.

"Bae we got a flight to catch we don't need no hold-ups," I said putting the suitcases on the conveyor to get them scanned.

"It's ok Bae I'll take you to go get some pretzels," Xiarra said wrapping her arm around Nunu's shoulder.

I can't stand these short munchkins and what the hell did she just call her.

"First off that's not your bae she's mine and ALL mine and second I told her No and that what the hell I meant so bring your as- I mean butt," I said motioning nunu to come over to me.

"We literally have 30 minutes until our flight comes" Xiarra said turning around with nunu and walking to the pretzels stand.

Gets on my damn nerves how the fuck she gone take MY girl.

I sat down with Malaysia in her stroller playing with her rattle.

"Look M it's Minnie mouse" I said shaking her rattle in her face as she reached for it.

"You want Minnie mouse here" I said handing it to her.

She shook it for a little bit then stopped stared at it and threw at the floor and started laughing.

"Uh oh" I said picking it up and handing it back to her before she threw it at me making it hit my chest.

"Strong armed ass girl" I said handing it back to her.

"Leave it alone don't throw it no no" I said to her.

"Baeee look how good this pretzel is I got you one too cause I know your gonna be in my face asking for it" Nunu said then Malaysia threw the Rattle again bugging up.

"Malaysia...dont get popped here" I said putting the rattle back in her diaper bag.

"It's her 5 month mark let her do what she wants ain't that right momma I know it is" Nunu cooed at her.

"See that's why she bad now cause you always sticking up for her and not letting me discipline her" I said smacking Nunu's ass.

"You do get to discipline her just not today and don't do that were in public" she said rubbing her butt.

"Why? you let me do it any other time and don't be acting like you don't be twerking with your friends in Walmart and you wonder why I don't ever go with y'all" I said.

"Ok but that's different like totally different"she said eating her pretzel.

On the plane

"I hopped off the plane at LAX

With a dream and my cardigan

Welcome to the land of fame excess (woah)

Am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time

Look to my right, and I see the Hollywood sign

This is all so crazy

Everybody seems so famous" Nunu and Xiarra sang as my mom was recording on her fat ass tablet and Obasi was clapping his hands like an idiot.

"So I put my hands up

They're playing my song, the butterflies fly away

I'm noddin' my head like, yeah

Movin' my hips like, yeah

I got my hands up, they're playing my song

They know I'm gonna be okay

Yeah, it's a party in the U.S.A.

Yeah, it's a party in the U.S.A." They both sang terribly making the other people on the plane look at us crazy.

"This is so embarrassing" I said looking at Malaysia as I had her standing up on my legs while she was holding on my shoulder for balance and at the same time trying to play with my chains.

Where is the mimosa's!" Nunu yelled then I quicky snatched her up making her sit down next to me.

"Yo what the fuck is your problem talking about mimosa's but you can't even drink" I said in her ear.

"So that's not they business I want a mimosa bro" She said to me.

Then out of nowhere Malaysia started to jump up and down on my legs and trying to climb out of my grip.

"Girl where are you going" I said looking at the direction she was trying to go as she whined.

"Aw hell naw sit to lil ass down" I said trying to make her sit down.

"Aww bae look" Nunu said pointing to a baby boy reaching for Malaysia as Malaysia had her hand out reaching for him as the baby boy parents laughed.

Ain't nothing about this shit is funny my baby ain't having no boyfriends or boy friends until she's 85 simple.

"Bae she got a lil crush"Nunu cooed.

"You sit the fuck back I ain't done with yo ass" I said pushing Nunu back so she could sit back.

"And yo lil ass gonna go right into this car seat and lay down" I scolded and put her in the car seat and putting her pacifier in her mouth as soon as I saw that lil lip quiver.

"Bae quit being a pain in the ass" Nunu said making me snap my neck at her.

"I've been a pain the ass? Your the one that was annoying my ass the whole trip" I whisper yelled.

"Bae, I'm having fun this is the most fun I had in a while this is supposed to be an exciting moment because I'm meeting your family so just chill nigga damn," She said with an attitude as she adjusted herself on her neck pillow.

I knew we should've flown private cause this shit is embarrassing.

"Excuse me ma'am can you get me two glasses of juice please," I said as the flight attendant nodded.

She came back with the water as I thanked her then I sat the juice down and went in my bag and grabbed some Benedryl from my crossbody.

We brung for M but I think we might have to arrange that.

I poured some in one of the cups then grabbed Malaysia's sippy cup making her whine.

"Girl hush up damn you gonna get it in a minute shit" I said as I poured the juice in her sippy cup and gave it to her.

Now it's Nunu's turn.

"Bae"I said tapping her shoulder as she looked away from the window.

"What Boo" She said with her arms crossed.

"I'm sorry for snatching you up like that so I got you juice since you couldn't get that mimosa you was talking about" I said holding out the juice so she can grab it.

I ain't sorry for shit I just need her to drink this and leave me the hell alone.

"What kind it is?" She asked.

"Uhh peach?" I said handing ot to her.

"Ouu that sounds good thank you baby" she said grabbing the drink and kissing me on the lips.

"Anything for you baby, anything for you" I said putting my headphones is a smiled knowing that I can finally  be at peace.

I might have to do that to Xiarra ass.

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I had fun making this chapter.

Not Pop DRUGGING his family chile.

It's them singing party in the Usa for me but foreal when I hear that doing the inner white girl comes out of me.

Don't forget to vote oh and C-BLOCCCHOPPA had made a Pop Smoke book so check it out and don't be scared to give feedback.

Ok y'all bye besties.