Chapter 38: Chapter 38: The Never-Ending Teasing and A More Sinister Warning

How to Be a Proper Maid (When You've Never Worked a Day in Your Life)Words: 3956

It had been three days since my royal office concert incident.

Three days of humiliation.

Three days of torture.

Three days of His Majesty finding new ways to remind me that I had, in fact, been caught dancing and singing in his office.

The absolute worst part?

He was enjoying this far too much.

It started subtly.

I walked into the royal study, balancing a tray of fresh tea, when His Majesty glanced up from his desk.

"Thalia."

I straightened immediately.

"Yes, Your Majesty?"

He took a slow sip of tea, golden eyes gleaming with thinly veiled amusement.

"...Are you still feeling twenty-two?"

I choked on air.

My soul left my body.

The teapot nearly slipped from my grasp.

"...What?" I croaked.

His lips twitched.

"I simply assumed you must be in good spirits," he said lightly. "Given your... recent performances."

I internally screamed.

I tried to ignore him.

Tried to pretend this conversation wasn't happening.

But, unfortunately, the King had decided that teasing me was his new favorite pastime.

During lunch, I caught him humming the song under his breath. During a council meeting, a minister referenced "handling a situation like a problem." The King immediately looked at me. I overheard a knight saying that His Majesty had been in a strangely good mood lately.

I was never escaping this.

The final straw came when I was pouring tea.

The King tilted his head slightly.

"Perhaps I should assign you to the palace musicians," he mused.

I froze.

"...You wouldn't."

His golden eyes gleamed.

"Should I request an official performance?"

I dropped the teapot.

It shattered on the floor.

We both stared at it.

Then, without missing a beat—

I curtsied sharply and fled the room.

His low chuckle followed me all the way down the hallway.

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I had barely recovered from my public humiliation when another problem arrived.

And by 'problem,' I meant—

Cassian.

It started with yelling.

Loud, obnoxious yelling.

Then—

The sound of something crashing.

I whipped my head around just in time to see:

- A royal attendant running for their life.

- A knight doubled over in laughter.

- Cassian, standing in the middle of the hallway, looking like he had just returned from war.

He grinned.

"THALIA!"

I braced for impact.

Before I could react—

Cassian scooped me up and spun me around.

CASSIAN, PUT ME DOWN!" I shrieked.

He ignored me.

"IT'S BEEN AGES!" he declared.

"It's been three weeks," I wheezed.

"FAR TOO LONG."

A royal attendant coughed loudly.

Cassian finally set me down, grinning.

Then, with zero hesitation—

He took one look at my uniform and said:

"...Why do you look even more like a prisoner?"

I smacked his arm.

Cassian's mischievous grin widened.

"So," he said, crossing his arms. "What did I miss?"

I groaned.

"Too much," I muttered. "The King keeps tormenting me, I accidentally became his document assistant, and—"

Cassian's eyes widened.

"You're working with the King?!"

I blinked.

"...Why do you sound so horrified?"

Cassian grabbed my shoulders.

"Thalia."

"...Yes?"

"Did he trick you?"

"...I mean, maybe?"

Cassian sighed deeply.

Then, patting my head like I was a tragic figure, he muttered:

"Rest in peace, my friend."

As chaotic as Cassian's return was, my problems weren't over.

Because later that night, I received another letter.

And this time—

It wasn't just a jealous noblewoman trying to scare me.

This was different.

The letter was delivered secretly, slipped under my door.

There was no name.

No seal.

Just a single line of elegant, but chilling handwriting.

"The palace is not as safe as you believe."

"You are being watched."

"Be careful, little maid."

I stared at it.

A cold feeling crept up my spine.

This...

This was not from some spoiled noble trying to remove me from the palace.

This was something else entirely.

I read the words again and again.

"You are being watched."

I swallowed hard.

This was no longer petty palace politics.

This was a warning.

And for the first time...

I felt genuinely afraid.