Chapter 22: Hisoka x vs. x Gon (Chapter 18)

I Hate You! (Killua Zoldyck x Fem. Reader) DISCONTINUEDWords: 20067

Previously:

Hisoka hits any rubble that came his way, letting his guard down. About 20 seconds later I see Gon hit Hisoka across the face. I get up and I cheer with all the energy I had. "YES, GON! GOOD JOB!" I sat back down with a few stares and whispers. I saw in the corner of my eye Killua smiling.

-Hisoka x vs. x Gon-

So there are two announcers the first one of going to stay the same but the male one is going to be bold and italic. And this chapter is mostly about Gon vs. Hisoka but, there is a mini Killua X Reader Oneshot!

There was cheering and curses for a while. I looked at Hisoka and he was smiling. "Hey, Killua. Do you think Gon's going to win?" I asked. "Maybe. Hey, I have an idea. Remember at the Hunter Exam? I saw this café where they sell sweets that look like animals. Not realistically though." Killua told me. "I do remember the bet and it sounds cool so, yeah!" I smiled. He smiles back and we go back to watching the game.

"Amazing! Gon managed to land a critical hit! He's come back to take a 2-1 lead. Gon's on top! However, it doesn't look like Hisoka was hurt very much! The referee's call could be open to question!"

Then a male voice on the mic started to speak where the announcer was.

"The referee is entitled to award points as he pleases. Some referees award points based on the amount of damage done, while some base scores on strategy and technique. I believe the referee, in this case, was rewarding the fighter for using the stone block in his attack."

"I see... So who are you anyway?"

The mic cuts off. Hisoka straightens his posture and walks over to Gon calmly.

"O-Oh! For the first time in this fight, Hisoka has moved and he's smiling ever so slightly. Is he finally getting serious?"

Gon also walks to him. Gon probably gives him the badge, I couldn't see since it was far away and it was small. They jump away quickly after.

"What was that about?! I have no idea!"

"How much have you learned about nen?" The clown asked. "All the basics." Gon replied. "I see...You must be an Enhancer." Hisoka assumed. "H-How did you know?" Gon asked. "You're so adorable... You should do a better job of keeping a secret." He told the boy. "Shut up!" Gon shouted. "How did you know?"

"It's my personality analysis based on aura type. Though it's no exact science it's much like personality profiles based on blood type..." Hisoka points at Gon. "Enhancers are simple and determined," Hisoka said. 'It's true.' Hisoka pit his hand down. "By the way. I'm a Transmuter. Whimsical and dishonest! Emitters are short-tempered. Specialists are independent. Conjurers are high-strung. Manipulators are argumentative. The two of us are quite compatible." Hisoka told him.

'Is he hitting on my brother?' I cross my arms. "Our opposing personalities attract. We could be great friends... But you should take care because Transmuters are fickle. What used to be very valuable can instantly turn into trash. So... Do not disappoint me, Gon." Hisoka told him. Hisoka speeds toward Gon and elbows him. I make fists with my hands as a sweat tear forms on my forehead.

"I swear to God, I will murder Hisoka," I grumbled. "Not before he kills you first." Killua joked. The crowd cheered loudly. Hisoka continued to toss Gon like a volleyball. He almost kicked Gon but he moved, which resulted in the tile flying away. "What the hell? Was my brother about to fly his away to heaven?" I asked. Killua covered his mouth and started laughing. I joined in. "I'm kidding!" I smiled. "I know." He told me.

"W- What a strong kick! He sent that stone title flying all the way to the entrance!"

Hisoka then jumps and tried to kick Gon again. He chased after the boy trying to hit it until he does Gon crashes and tries his best to dodge Hisoka. The clown whacks Gon's back.

"So fast! Hisoka is demonstrating his true power."

"Critical hit for Hisoka! Add points, 3-2!" The referee declared.

"His nonstop flurry of attacks has been scored as a critical hit. He has regained the lead."

Gon started to walk to the left.

"Gon appears confused... Does he have no way to fight back? He's backing off."

"What's wrong? Attack me." Hisoka demanded. "Don't wanna! I'm thinking!" Gon shouted. Gon stood there, looking upset. "Killua... I'm hungry." U whispered. "Wanna chocolate robot?" He asked. "Yes, please!" I whispered shouted, smiling. He hands me one and I open it.

"Very well... Then I'll have to force you to come over here..." Hisoka lefts up his arm. "Gon! Use Gyo!" I yelled. I started using Gyo and so did Killua. Hisoka's nen was attached to Gon's cheek. "Do you understand what's happening?" He then pulls Gon towards him.

"Gon is being drawn toward Hisoka!"

Hisoka punches Gon and he lands on the ground. The crowd applauded loudly. "Critical hit and knockdown! Plus three points to Hisoka! 6-2!" The referee shouted. I was kind of glad it's about to end. Even though I wanted Gon to win.

"Hisoka hits him with a strong straight right! Gon is down!"

"Stand up, Gon..." Hisoka commanded.

"The score is 6-2. Hisoka increases his lead! Will his undefeated record continue?"

The crowd argued and yelled at the referee.

"Oh, Gon is standing... But he's sustained significant damage!"

"Okay, I have a question for you. If you answer correctly, I'll give you a free hit. When did I attach my Bungee Gum to your cheek? One... When I elbowed you. Two... When I landed a clean hit. Three... When I landed the critical hit." Hisoka quizzed him. 'When was it? It would have been sneaky... Maybe when he was talking?' I pondered.

"Three! When you hit me with both hands!" Gon answers. "Wrong! The answer is four. When I was giving you my sure personality analysis. One word of caution... Had you been using Gyo, you would have been able to notice my aura and you could have avoided it during my aura personality analysis. However what about situations one, two, and these?"  Hisoka lectured him.

"I could have also attached my Bungee Gum while directly attacking you. You only need to conceal your aura when you wish to catch your opponent off guard. Normally, you use your aura while attacking. It doesn't matter if your opponent sees your aura when you're landing attacks, right?" Hisoka asked. I look at Killua and he looked invested in the battle. I sigh as I change my position.

"Okay, enough talk. Let us prepare for battle." Hisoka ordered. Gon ran towards the clown. I looked at Hisoka and he was acting... Strange. Wait, strange was definitely a understatement. Gon started to launch continuous punches at the grinning man. "I-" I covered my mouth with my hand. Hisoka looked like he was enjoying it. "Do you have any more chocolate?" I asked the albino next to me.

He hands me a few and I smile. "Thanks!" Hisoka then abruptly whacks Gon in the face.

"Oh, not again! Hisoka draws Gon into another punch from his left fist!"

Fon manages to dodge another risky attack. I started to fidget a bit. "Critical hits for both sides! Plus two points! Plus a knockdown for Hisoka!" The referee announced. "Total scores are now 9 points for Hisoka and 4 points for Gon!" The man added. Gon started to complain but the referee refused. Everyone started chatting again and yelling at the man.

"Oh, we have another strange call. In response to the ref's decision, the crowd has filled the arenas with boos."

'This is so damn biased.' I thought while relaxing more. "You must be more vigilant, Gon. Look to the right." Hisoka commands as he smashes a rock into Gon. "Oh sorry, I meant my right," Hisoka added. Gon flies across the arena and gets up quickly. "Knockdown, and clean hit! Plus two points. 11-4. The winner, by, TKO, is... Hisoka!" The referee announced.

I got up and started to head to my room. 'Some of those points were bullshit.' I open my door and I see Killua in the window reflection. I turn around. "What are you doing here?" I asked. "Oh, Gon said he wanted to go out to dinner after the fight," Killua explained. "Really? Oh, ok." I smiled. "Well then see you soon!" Killua left. I quickly did my hair and changed into a nice dress that was pink and white. I also put on white flats.

~Time Skip~

I go into Gon's room ready to leave. I open the door to see Gon not ready. "I thought we were going out to eat," I said. "Well, I didn't think I would get this hurt so I can't come... You and Killua can go without me." Gon smiled. "Oh, alright then. Are we leaving today?" I asked. "Yeah. I am about to pack." He replied. "Ok well see you after dinner! I'll bring you back something!" I yelled as I walked through the door. We were going to a fancy restaurant of some sort. I hear a cat notification sound and I picked up my phone.

Kitty😽

I'm at the restaurant already

Y/N💕

Okay, see you there then

Kitty😽

Ok, can't wait to see you

I close Killua's messages and I go to a group chat.

Y/N💕

Ayo, go get your boyfriend!😡

Older brother📍

Why? Did he hurt you?

Y/N💕

No, but he followed me and the boys to Heavens arena

Clown🤡

What-? No Illumi don't come over here!

Y/N💕

I swear if I see him wherever we are going next I will murder him. Even if I come close to dying in the end 😒

Older brother 📍

Don't be dramatic. Hisoka stop following the kids.

Clown🤡

I'll think about it...

Y/N💕

🙄

Yeah, I'm logging off, I am going to a restaurant

Older brother📍

With who?

Clown🤡

I bet it's Killua

Older brother📍

Probably

Y/N💕

Shut up

Also don't touch Gon you discount clown.

Clown🤡

😭 ✋

I promises😋

Y/N💕

Whatever😃 ✋

Y/N💕 logged off

Clown🤡

Oop🤭 well see you later babe 🥺

Older brother📍

Bye clown😌✌️

Clown🤡

Why do I get bullied here? 🥲

Older brother📍and Clown🤡 logged off

I roll my eyes and I scroll through different people.

Y/N💕

Hey, Mama Kikyo what are you doing?

Mama Kikyo💖

I'm about to go to sleep. What are you doing?

Y/N💕

About to go to dinner with Killua.

Mama Kikyo💖

That's nice! I hope Killua isn't being rude 😔

Y/N💕

He isn't goodnight 🌙

Mama Kikyo💖

Goodnight dear!😊

Y/N💕and Mama Kikyo💖 logged off

I stooped by the restaurant and I put my phone away. I saw Killua and I walk over to him. "Hi! What's behind your back?" I asked. He takes out some flowers and started blushing. "Will you go to dinner with me?" He asked. A crowd of people was staring at us, waiting for my answer.

I smile. "Yes, I will go to dinner with you dork." I take the flowers and Killua smiles. "Hello! We scheduled a table under the name Freecss." I told the waiter. "Of course! Follow me." The waiter took two menus and took us to a table. "Thank you!" I smiled. "Oh, let me help you." Killua grabbed my remaining hand as he guides me to a seat. He pushes it in and sits across from me.

"Look at you being a gentleman." I opened the menu. He blushed as did the same. I felt people staring at us and whispering.

"Oh my God, they are so cute!"

"Why can't you be a gentleman like that?"

"The girl is pretty!"

"So is the boy!"

"They are so romantic!"

I cover my face with the menu in embarrassment. "Hello, do you know what you would want to drink?" The waiter asked. "Oh, May I please have (Favorite drink)? I told him. "Ok and for you?" He faces Killua. "Can I have chocolate milk?" He asked pointing to it. "Of course. I will be right back with those drinks. The waiter walks away and I look at the boy across from the table.

"Baka, stop staring at me." Killua looks at the menu. "I wasn't staring!" I chuckle. I look at the menu again. "Do you spot anything you want to eat?" I asked. "Yeah, they have chocolate cake." He calmly said. "For dinner?" I raised a brow and I look at him. "Oh, you meant for dinner... I don't know." He put down his menu and looked at me. I sigh and I look at his menu. How about the steak? Or the Alfredo? Or the ramen? We can share that if you like." I told him.

"Are you really going to share the ramen with me?" He asked, his voice filled with doubt. "Yeah, it's pretty big," I commented as I showed him a picture. "Alright." Killua smiles. I take the flowers out of my lap and I started to make a flower crown out of them. "OooOoOoO are you making a flower crown?" He asked. I nodded as I pick up another rose. "Can I see it after you're done?" He said. "Sure!" I told him as I continue making my crown.

~Time Skip~

"Here are your drinks." The waiter puts down the fancy cups. I pick up the last flower and I tie it together. "Do you know what you what to eat yet?" The server takes out a notepad. "Yeah, we decided to get the bowl of ramen noodles." Killua points to the picture. "Ooo, good choice. It's pretty big though do you want a smaller one?" He asked. "No, me and my girlfriend are sharing it." Killua smiled. "Aww, is that all?" The waiter asked. "Yes, that would be all," I told him. "Ok, it will be out soon!" The waiter goes back into the kitchen and I saw a big group of waiters and waitresses watching us.

"Baka! You're so embarrassing!" I blushed. "But you're my girlfriend, right?" Killua asked while gently taking the crown. "Yes but, no." I suddenly get a text and I open it up.

Clown🤡

Stop lying Y/N ❤️

Y/N💕

What are you talking about?

Clown🤡

You are dating him

Y/N💕

Stop stalking us you creep!

Y/N💕 logged off

Clown🤡

😭✋

Clown🤡 logged off

I put away my phone. "Stupid creep," I grumbled. "Hm? Are you ok?" Killua puts my crown on my head. Thankfully, it suits my dress a little. "Yeah, I'm fine." I smile while adjusting the headpiece. "Is it just me or is Hisoka really creepy?" Killua changed the subject. "Yeah, he is. I used to train with him and he is one of the creepiest people I've ever meet." I told the albino.

He takes a sip of his drink and examines the drink. "Their cups are really fancy. I wish we had these at the house." Killua told me. "Me too. These look really nice." I commented while drinking my (favorite drink) I rest my face using my hand and I sigh. I was silent for a moment. "I'm going to order Gon's food before we leave so it's still warm," I told him. "Alright, do you want to order desserts too?" He asked playing with his drink. I nodded.

I watched our waiter come to our table and smile. "I have your food." He sets it down. "Thank you!" I smiled. "No problem!" The server leaves as I open my chopsticks. He gave up two bowls so I pick one up and I take half the food. Killua does the same. "Thank you for the food!" (I don't know how to spell it in Japanese 🥲) We prayed. I started to eat. "This is good!" I commented as I continued to eat. Killua nodded in agreement as we ate in silence.

After we were done we stacked the bowls. Our waiter noticed and asked us if we needed anything else. "Yeah, can I get another ramen but smaller for takeout? Can I also get a (Favorite dessert)?" I asked. "Of course. Anything else for you sir?" He asked. "Yeah, can I get a chocolate cake?" He ordered. The waiter nodded and left. We sat in silence for what felt like minutes even though it was only a few seconds.

"We should go out more often," Killua commented. "Yeah, we should." I agreed. Another break of talking.

"Here is your food. Me and my coworkers think you guys are a cute couple. I'll be back to check on you two." The waiter leaves the food and dismisses himself. I blush and so did Killua. "That was so embarrassing..." Killua mumbled. "No kidding..." I added. "Well... Thank you for the food!" I prayed before I started eating my dessert. "Yeah, Thank you for the food!" Killua took a bite of his food. "Do, you want some?" He takes a scoop out. "Sure." I lean in as he feeds me a bite. "Oooo that's tasty!" I smiled.

~Time Skip~

We leave the place, leaving a 50 dollar tip. I had Gon's ramen in my hands. "So... Was that date a setup?" I asked Killua. "No?" He said I'm a voice that made me doubt him a little. "Alright," I muttered. Killua smiles and swiftly picks me up bridal style. "Baka! Put me down!" I whispered. "Nope. I don't want my princess's feet to hurt." He told me while walking back to Heaven's Arena. I didn't complain.

When Killua finally gets by our rooms we went into Gon's room. "We have your food!" I gave him his ramen with my leftover dessert. "Thank you, Y/N!" Gon smiled. "No problem. I'm going to pack now." I leave and head to my room. I pack my stuff quickly and I zip my bag up. "Princess! Are you ready to leave?" Killua sang as he opened my door. "Yeah, why? I asked. "Because we are leaving soon." He plopped onto my bed. "I'm kinda tired." I stretch a little. "Oh, alright." Killua sat up. "I going outside," I told him as I put my bag on my shoulders. "Ok, I'll join you." He gets up and follows me outside. I noticed Wing and Zushi. "Oh hey!" I waved at them. "Oh hey!" Zushi said.

Gon soon came to join us. I rubbed my eyes and yawn. "I have nothing to say about the fight with Hisoka. You were the one fighting him so, I'm sure you understand best of all." Wing told Gon. "Understand, what?" Killua asked. "What he learned from that fight." Wing replied. "Yes!" Gon agreed. "What? What did you learn?" I tilted my head. "It's a secret." Gon tells me. "What?! You wouldn't even tell your sister?!" I complained. "Nope!" He smiles. I pout as I cross my arms. Gon, Killua, and Y/N." Wing tried to get our attention.

"Hm?" I face as the other two follow my action. "You will need to master your own styles of nen, as you continue down your chosen paths." Wing lectured us. "Yeah!" We all said together. "I'm glad I was able to meet you three! You're set a worthy mark for me to surpass!" Zushi said. "You think you can surpass us?" Killua asked. "One day, for sure," Zushi told him. "Hm, I would like to see you try," I said with a sleepy voice as I rub my eyes. Everyone went silent. I open my eyes to see everyone looking at me. "What?" I asked.

"You sounded so cute Y/N-Chan!" Gon shouted. "Huh?" I said confused. "You seem really tired Y/N- Senpai." Zushi noticed. "Yeah, I'm a little tired." I gave him a closed-eyed smile. I look at Killua ad we make eye contact. He sighs and takes off his backpack. "Well, Let's go." Killua finally said. "Yeah." Gon agreed. Killua bends down to my level with his back facing me. I stood there dumbfound. "Well, Are you going to get on my back, Baka?" He asked. I could see the pink on his ears. "Y-yeah." I get on his back and he picks up his bag. I wrap my legs around his waist so I didn't fall.

"You two are a cute pair." Our teacher smiled. "Thank you." I smiled again not really paying attention. "Hey, Gon can you hold my bag?" Killua asked. "Yeah!" Gon takes the bag and we started to leave. "Thank you for everything, Mr, Wing!" Gon waves. "Yeah, same here." Killua and I say in sync. "Take care, you three." Wing said. "Zushi, until we meet again!" Gon added. I felt my eyelids get a bit heavy. "Well, you finally accomplished your objective, right?" Killua asked.

"Uh-huh!" Gon hums. "Then we don't have any more business here. Gon, what are you going to do?" Killua interrogated. "Return to Whale Island." Gon replied. "Whale Island?" Killua repeated. "Yeah, I was able to return the 'favor' to Hisoka, so I want to go back to the island, and show Aunt Mito my license." Gon explained. "

Aunt Mito? I always wanted to meet her. My mom said she was very sweet." I commented while showing a faint smile. "Yeah, I have seen her or been back in half a year." Gon replied. "Baka! Go to sleep if you're tired!" Killua yelled. "Aww, I wanna listen to the conversation though!" I argued. I nuzzled my face into Killua's neck. I moved my hands so they are resting on his back, bent.

"I guess we'll come with you. We'd like to see Aunt Mito." Killua confessed. "Really?!" Gon said filled to the brim with excitement. "Then let's go together," Gon added. "Yeah, We'll just tag along," Killua told him. I close my eyes. Killua swiftly holds into my legs so I didn't slip and I fall to sleep.

(He's carrying you like when he carries Gon but the way I described it above)

Word count: 3751

So... Yeah, That chapter is finished. I probably can't post as much soon because school is started in 5 days. 😗✌️ I will see you next chapter though!