Chapter 1: Waiter I Choose You!

// Disclaimer. I just entered the fandom and some personalities may not be accurate and a limited character range //

"Hmm.." A hum was heard out of a purple haired boys lips as his indigo eyes scanned a piece of flyer paper within his hands. Tilting his head, he later heard a boy yell his name. "Shoto!" Oh, it's Mysta.

The boy waved happily before eyeing the paper that was held by the hands of the voilet boy. "Watcha' got there?" He asked, pointing at the flyer. "Hmm" Shoto just hummed once more before he finally decided to talk with actual words.

"A flyer" He simply said, still deep in thought which was weird since Shoto barely thinks half the time. "Yeah, no shit Sherlock —My question is why  do ya have that flyer?" He asked with arms crossed.

The boy oh'ed before finally explaining. Jeez, took him long enough. "I'm just looking for a part-time job." He said as his face inched closer to the paper. Is this fucker blind Mysta can only think before yanking the sheet. "Yoink!"

"Wha- Hey! Give that back— Mysta!" Shoto yelled, attempting to get the paper back but to no avail. Mysta just simply kept waving the little writen flyer in the air with laughs that bubbled up his throat and let out in barks. In the outside, it almost seemed like two dogs teasing each other which wasn't really false.

"Okay, okay! Let me see these job offerings first, dipshit" The fox-looking boy spoke as he cleared his throat and adjusted his glasses. "Ahem okay! So we have.. Bodyguard- no way, okay uh-" This dumbass! The fucker is basically just skimming through these high-paying jobs like it's a kindergarden test paper!

"UGH YOU IDIOT! HAND IT BACK" Shoto grabbed the sheet back with force, obviously-  And gave the other a light smack on the back of the head. After a few dramatic ow's, Shoto would be able to scan his offers with peace.. for a bit at least.

'JOBS OFFERINGS!

• Bodyguard

• Janitor

• Teacher

• Bug killer

• Waiter

• Medic

• Lawyer

• ...

• ...'

Huh, most of these jobs were ones that Shoto had 0 knowledge in whatsoever! Fuck, he's screwed. —He loves being a Demon Slayer, it was his pride and joy but he needed to make ends meat and slaying Demons wasn't much of a money-paying job. More so, all he gets are a couple of thank you's and a few bottles of wine which he didn't mind but would prefer actual money-

He sighed before crumpling the paper and throwing it to the bin, he was soon stopped by Mysta yet again. "Yo wait- You need to tell me why you're finding a job. Are you gonna leave the guild?!" He asked, worried that his friend might possibly leave him and his fellow mates.

"No, I wouldn't leave this job for the world nor would I leave a bitchless person in this guild." He teased before resuming back onto his monologue. "I need money and fucking up Demons isn't working at the moment- So, I'm finding a part-time job" He said calmly before squinting his eyes to aim his crumpled paper to the bin.

"Wait —Two jobs at once?? Can you really handle that, Sho?" His friend asked with an actual genuine tone which was a bit surprising. The Demon Slayer just scoffed before looking at Mysta with a sincere smile. "Of course I'll be fine, heck- maybe I'll even find a bitch to keep for myself" He said in a huff. Even if his friend was desperately concerned, Shoto still manages to find a spot to joke at hard times.

Mysta just rolled his eyes. "Hey, maybe work with me and you'll get a bitch too!" The slayer said with every intention of teasing the other for being bitchless. Though, not like he was better- He was also bitchless at the time.

"Oh fuck off, man!" The boy laughed at the taunt as he lightly punched Shoto's shoulder away with laughs that imitated a fox. "—Who would even hire your ass! You'd be flirting all round!" He continued to banter with a rather proud pout on his face.

Pft, The purple haired boy couldn't care less as he scoffed and rolled his eyes before finally tossing the paper to the bin. "Score!" He yelled happily before eyeing the other with a smirk. "Bet ya couldn't do that, you fuck!" He spoke with a middle finger pointing directly at Mysta.

"FUCK. YOU! —Maybe you should take the waiter as a job! You can serve guest your fucking bottom ass!!!" He yelled, cupping his hands around his mouth to make his voice louder and almost speaker-like as he walked away. Shoto just scoffed before actually considering it. No, not the serving his bottom fucking ass— He could be a waiter! Doesn't require much skil, right? Especially from a Demon Slayer himself!

Yes, this is perfect! Maybe Mysta can be smart when needed- The slayer rushed back to the bin as he opened the already wrinkled flyer.

'• Waiter — 0927 8765 1644'

He wrote down the phone number given for the job on his hand, maybe carrying a notebook ever so often would help- But oh well, next time I guess. Finishing the number that was writen on his palm, he hurried back to the laughing group in the guild.

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The next day, Shoto woke up by a big loud thud hitting the ground followed by a noisy "OOWWWW" God, did Mysta fall off the bunk bed again?

He rubbed his eyes before looking down at the boy in pain. Mysta always had a low pain tolerance as he did detective work, not much on the combat side of things if he's honest.

"What are you? My alarm?" Shoto joked as his friend always fell off the bed at the time he needed to wake up so Mysta was like his personal alarm. Though more noisier and doesn't shut the fuck up after hitting it a buncha times like a regular alarm which was quite unfortunate.

"Alright Mr. Koo-koo bird, why don't you get up and shower that stinky ass of yours" The slayer said before stretching and moving to wash his face and brush his teeth. A few little yeah's were heard right after Shoto's "command" to the man.

Mysta came not shortly after the boy as he also washed and did the needed shit to do in the morning like a human. "So, any luck on the job?" He asked inbetween the sound of his toothbrush grinding on his teeth.

"Close your mouth and not yet, I'm gonna call and get an interview set up after" Shoto said, spitting his saliva to the bathroom sink and wiping his face. "Hopefully it's a good place to cater and not some sub-way thing" He continued.

A small smack on his back was meant with Mysta's hand. "Hey! I like sub-way!" He protested with a little offense by Shoto's "insult" to fast food branches. "Pft- sorry sorry, my apologies kind sir" The boy said before leaving the bathroom with a middle finger in the air.

A sigh left the fox's mouth before he chuckled and whispered underneath his breath. "Stupid Shoto"

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Finishing up the last demons, Shoto finally called it a day as he head back to the guild and finally making a move to his maybe soon-to-be job!

He dialed the numbers and made the call.

"Hello?" A female voice was brought to his attention as Shoto replied back with a warm welcoming.

"Hi, I wanna try to interview for this job? Catering and waitering in your restaurant, correct?" He asked rather formally.

"Ah yesyes! Thank you for wanting to join! I'll book you an interview right this instant! Name please?" The lady said, the mood brightening for a bit as he could hear a visible smile on her face.

Shoto proceeded to give his information to the girl and thus progressed his little mission of a job. Hopefully he'll hear a word from the company soon!