Henry
SHEâS LATEÂ for the board meeting. Almost ten minutes late. Iâm surprised. I keep watching the elevators across the vast empty space that, since this is Manhattan, costs more per square foot than a Bentley.
Brett rocks back in his chair and says, âSomebody didnât read the bylaws as well as she shouldâve.â
The bylaws stipulate that if youâre fifteen minutes late without alerting anyone, the board votes your percentage. Itâs a rule that was originally created so meetings wouldnât get held up if our grandfather decided to grab a dozen glazed bear claws from Jollyâs on the way in from Long Island.
âLetâs do this.â I pull up the motion to strip her of her votes and enter it into the agenda with a sense of disappointment.
I was looking forward to today. Perverse, I know. But Iâm curious to see whatâs next in the pretty little scammerâs playbook. Does she cram on the bylaws? Bide her time until she attains expertise in all things Locke, and then go in for the kill?
Or does she play bull in the china shop, making us suffer and squirm until we make her a better offer?
Does she cut in a lawyer? Somebody to read everything that comes up for vote? I definitely wouldnât blame her if she did that, considering what we pulled in that last meeting.
Mandy seconds the additional agenda item and moves that we consider it first.
Kaleb seconds the emotion.
At thirteen after, right as weâre about to vote her off the island, the elevator doors open.
I sit up, heart pounding. Saved by the bell, I think, folding my hands in front of me, ready to give her the amused smile that seems to annoy the stuffing out of her. Ready for another one of her prim-but-strangely-hot librarian outfits.
But itâs not her.
Itâs a pair of mimes, and theyâre carrying something large between themâa piece of wooden furniture with shiny detailing, like some kind of fancy high chair. They start across the floor with the thing hoisted between them.
Vicky steps out of the elevator after them with Smuckers on a leash.
Her hair is tauntingly confined in that polished ponytail. Her simple brown dress has a slim, shiny belt that matches the dark brown of her glasses. But itâs not her outfit that gets meâitâs her bright gaze, her flushed cheeks, just the energy of her.
It charges the air around her. It sends shivers across my skin.
I have the feeling that medieval warriors mustâve had, seeing the enemy pour over the hill, flags flying, armor glinting.
I go to my feet.
âWhat the hell?â Brett mutters. Weâre all standing now.
The mimes proceed toward us with whatever it is they carry, followed by Vicky and April. Smuckers trots along on the end of a leash. Wearing a blue bow tie.
A Locke-blue bow tie.
My pulse races.
Vicky cuts ahead of the mimes and opens the door for them. Theyâre your classic mimesâ mimes: white painted faces, striped socks, berets, black suspenders, the whole dorky deal. They enter bearing the strange piece of furniture, acting surprised and delighted to discover us.
What. The. Hell.
I watch in shock as they set the thingâsome sort of a cross between a high chair and a throneâdown at the end of the table. They make a huge production out of shifting chairs around to make room. They measure the space with an invisible measuring tape, gesturing dramatically to each other.
Theyâre not really very good mimes; this adds to the insult of it.
Vicky seems engrossed with the operation. Smuckers pants excitedly in her arms.
âWhat is this?â I ask hoarsely.
Vicky turns to me, adjusting her glasses in her tantalizing Iâm-looking-at-you way.
âProvisions and accommodations shall be made for board members attending meetings,â she says.
Damn bylaws.
My pulse thunders, and itâs not just annoyance.
Kaleb clears his throat. âThis is irregular.â
âItâs ridiculous,â Brett bites out. âMimes arenât accommodations.â
As if the mimes are the problem.
The mimes are beckoning Vicky and Smuckers over now. Vicky goes and hands Smuckers to the shorter of the two. Smuckers licks a bit of white paint off the one mimeâs face in the process of being installed on what I see now is some sort of custom throne, like a high chair with a blue satin cushion. The back of it has some sort of circle picture of Smuckers wearing a Locke-blue bow tie, like a royal portrait.
I swallow.
Smuckers wags his tiny tail as the mimes hook him to the chair via a velvet ribbon, also Locke blue, salute him, and exit.
Kaleb grumbles from the other end. Brett comes to stand next to me. âThe hell? Tell me thatâs not a throne for the dog.â
âOkay,â I breathe. âHow about an elevated, highly decorated dog bed?â
âNot funny.â
No, itâs not funny. Itâs scrappy. Itâsâ¦I donât know what. I donât know how I feel about any of it. Itâs been a long time since I didnât know how to feel about something.
Vicky goes over to inspect.
âSeriously?â I say.
She turns to me.
I shove my hands in my pants pockets. âYou want to explain this?â
âIsnât it self-explanatory?â she says. âSmuckers needs a place to sit, too. I mean, does it seem fair to you that every board member here has their own seat except Smuckers? Who ever heard of an individual who sits on the board of a major corporation having to sit on another personâs lap?â
I go over and inspect the image of Smuckersâs face in the chair-back portrait. âA bit redundant,â I observe. âHis portrait, when heâs right here.â
âSmuckers likes people to know whoâs in charge. Especially since there was some confusion about it at the last meeting,â she adds.
My gaze drops to her lips. Dimly Iâm aware of Kaleb suggesting we call this meeting to order. Sheâs wearing some sort of a necklaceâcircles the size of quarters between bright pink metal beads. Smuckersâs face is on some of the circles. Others have cats and foxes, and some have words, like Meow and mofo.
Of all the things she couldâve done with her time over the past week, sheâs spent her time making custom jewelry to match the Smuckers throne. This is a move and a half, what sheâs doing here.
So outrageous.
âDo you like it?â Her voice is husky. She lifts it a few inches off her chest for me to see better.
My knuckle brushes her throat as I take hold of one of the colorful disks, and I canât focus for a moment, because the sense of her is overwhelming. My skin feels too tight for my body.
I turn a disk in my fingers. Itâs cool and heavy and exquisitely made. On one side is the face of Smuckers. On the other it says Smuck U.
I keep hold of it. I donât know what it is. I donât know what she is. My knuckles hover just above her chest, my fingers just under her chin.
âPretty nice, huh?â she says.
My heart punches in my rib cage. It comes to me here that battling a person can be as intimate as fucking them.
âItâs as good a thing as any to wear while I take you down,â I whisper.
âYou think you can take me and Smuckers down?â Those plump, kissable lips form into a smile. ââCause in that badass throne? Look at him!â
I bite my tongue. I donât give a crap about Smuckers.
Mandy clears her throat. âShould we get to it?â
I let go of the necklace. I turn and pull out her chair for her.
âThank you.â She sits.
April has taken up her post as board secretary.
Kaleb clears his throat. âI didnât dedicate my life to Locke Worldwide for a dog on a throne to preside in the boardroom,â he says unhelpfully.
I take my seat opposite Vicky. I meet her sparkling gaze. âIs Smuckers ready to proceed with the weekâs business?â
âVery much so,â she says.
I shift in my chair and introduce todayâs central agenda item, the authorization of funds for a software switchover. Mandy has been pushing for that, and she has a presentation.
Mandy puts the PowerPoint on the screen. I should be watching that, but I canât stop staring at Vicky.
âWait,â Vicky says. She moves Smuckersâs throne so that Smuckers can see the screen.
I exchange glances with Brett. From the way his phone is tilted, I can tell heâs filming for the competency hearing.
Good.
No mediator in their right mind will think this is anything but harmful to the company.
Mandy goes on about deeper integration of our construction, development, and architectural businesses.
I watch Vicky follow along. She asks a few questionsârookie ones, but sheâs interested. I was right about the construction stuff. Numbers bore her, but timelines and construction methods donât. It makes sense, I suppose. She has that Etsy store. Sheâs made this jewelry and some of this throne. She does on a small scale what we do on a large one.
Itâs too bad sheâs the enemy.
When Mandyâs done, Vicky turns to Smuckers. âWhat do you think?â
âSmuckersâs share of the company will increase with this,â I say. âThis makes Smuckers richer while delivering better service.â
She winces.
âWhat?â I ask.
âSmuckers doesnât like the idea of new software. The learning curveâheâs not into it.â
I frown. âIf we wanted to stay away from learning curves weâd still be adding and subtracting on abacuses.â
She shrugs. âYouâre preaching to the choir, dude. Iâm not the one to be convinced here.â She widens her eyes and tips her head toward Smuckers.
âSmuckers can hear me just fine,â I say.
She holds up a finger and turns to the dog as if listening intently.
Mandy sighs loudly. Brett keeps filming.
Vicky says, âSmuckers doesnât like how youâre talking to me when heâs the one making the decisions. He feels alienated.â
âDoes he,â I say.
âYou should make your arguments directly to Smuckers,â she says. âIf you want him on your side you need to work a little harder.â
âWeâre not going to do that, Vicky.â
She frowns, eyes dark and dazzling. âSmuckers isnât feeling favorable to the funding, thatâs the problem here.â
âWe need this funding,â Kaleb says. âWe could lose millions of dollars of business here.â
She shrugs. âThen Iâd suggest you tell Smuckers directly why he should cast a yes vote. Really talk to him. Make him feel included. Because, between you all and me and the Locke Worldwide flagpoles, youâre not treating him with the respect he feels is his due. You tried to defraud him in the last meeting, and now youâre ignoring him. Can you blame him for being unhappy?â
Smuckers is standing on his dog bed, wagging his tail, sensing the energy in the room.
Iâve done battle many times in the corporate world. I know the language of battle, the feel and sound of it. I know the moves, the signals, the rules.
She tried to play our game last time and nearly lost. We played dirty. Sheâs asserting her power now, being unreasonable. Forcing us to orbit around her. And something else.
Itâs as if sheâs operating out of some kind of disdain, and most of it seems pointed at me.
She disdains me. Itâsâ¦electrifying.
âDreoger starts on the fifteenth,â Mandy says to me, jolting me out of my haze.
I nod. âRight.â We need the software. We needed it yesterday.
âThat right there,â Vicky says. âWhen you talk like that without giving Smuckers any kind of background, he feels unhappy.â
I fix her with a hard gaze and get to my feet. Iâll take the bullet for my people any day of the week.
I go to Smuckers. Smuckersâs tongue is a little bit out of his mouth, and the hair around his face is puffier than last week. This, too, is by designâit just makes the optics all the more hosed up. The grifter. Toying with us.
âSmuckers,â I say, âif we were to convert over to this new software, itâll result in a tighter integration of our core services. And honestly, nobody is worried about the learning curve.â
âProject teams have been researching itâ¦Smuckers,â Kaleb adds.
âThatâs not very persuasive,â she says.
âLook, Smuckers,â I say, going for it now. âWe really need your vote on this. I know what youâre thinking, that a services integration will result in higher initial bid costs, so yeah, our bids might not look competitive, but this up-front integration will cut out surprises. Construction and design would work together, instead of a design being handed over to construction to interpret.â
I look over at her.
âCan you imagine how much time that wastes?â I add.
She plays with her ponytail, which is just long enough to hang over the front of her shoulder. Itâs curled on the end, and Iâm thinking about what her hair might look like down.
I get up and unclip Smuckers, take him out, begin to pet him vigorously, holding Vickyâs gaze all the while. I know what little dogs like this like. I grew up with dogs like this.
Dogs were the only companions my mother really ever chose for herself.
Until Vicky.
Why her? Did they take walks together? Did Vicky take Bernadette out for lunch at her precious Gramercy?
Smuckers is licking me, practically trying to burrow into me.
âWhen everyone collaborates at the front, Smuckers, projects run shorter, with fewer surprises. Thatâs more valuable than lower up-front costs, donât you agree?â I scratch his ears.
My gaze meets hers. Everyone in the room is watching the dog, but sheâs watching me, lips plumped together in a slight frown, gaze hot. Laser-beam hot.
I say, âThe tighter integration of business units will be incredible.â
Smuckersâs little legs pump happily.
âIs that a yes?â I ask him.
Her lips part in shock. Annoyance. Her throat turns a compelling shade of pink. I wonder idly if it ever goes red.
Still holding her gaze, I put my mouth to the side of his head. I give her my amused smile that seems to annoy her. âWhoâs your daddy?â
âUh!â Vicky arrows up and stalks over to me. âNot you!â
I feel her breath on my cheek as she takes him from my arms. She puts Smuckers back into his bed and clips him back up. Smuckers yips in protest.