VickyIF YOU TOLD me a month ago that Iâd ever find myself in a workshop room deep in a fabrication facility owned by Cock Worldwide, crafting with Henry Locke, aka the top cock of Cock Worldwide, I would think, in a word, .notIt seems like a dream doesnât it? Not a dreamy dream so much as one of those weird jumble dreams. Like, Leonardo DiCaprio is your father and he sent you a letter but you canât find your mailbox. Who blew out all the candles?Henry has a couple of junior guys bring the model into a small side room and set it on a table. He dismisses them, shakes off his beautiful suit jacket, and rolls up his sleeves. âThisâll just take a minute.ââDo you need it for a presentation or something?ââNo, it just needs to be fixed,â he mumbles, conducting an intensive inspection of the thing.I stand on the other side of the table conducting my own intensive inspection of the tiny paper trees, or at least thatâs the effect Iâm going for while conducting an intensive inspection of his very large and muscular forearms, which are perfect in every way, right down to his golden skin and the sparse smattering of hair.Some kind of big and chunky euro car racer watch hugs his right wrist. His hand has that rough-hewn look, but itâs not gnarled or anything, like a woodworking codger. If the world of menâs hands is a three bears cabin, his are the âjust rightâ ones with just enough scuff to them. Hands you can respect. Hands that would feel nice against your cheek.I swallow and force my gaze away to the built-in shelving, loaded with crafter supplies like modeling clay and paper and squares of balsa wood and cutters of every kind and glue and paint.âAre you sure this whole business isnât a front for guys who are closet crafters?â I ask.Heâs pulling down green cardboard squares and craft paper and tubes of glue. âThisâll just take a minute.âHe presses some of the craft cardboard to a cutting surface and starts making tiny cuts with an X-Acto knife.He pauses and frowns at the thing. The sweet little dent appears between his eyes. I definitely like the dent. Seeming lost in thought, he starts unclasping his watch and pulls it off with rough efficiency, setting it aside.Itâs a hot thing he just did.I remind myself that heâs just another handsome rich guy with every reason to bring me down. He even told me so.We will bury you.Youâre supposed to listen when somebody tells you something like that. My ears are listening.
The problem is that my libido is more interested in the competency porn striptease he did with the watch back there.I swallow. âSo, whatâs the deal? Why the urgency?ââThe guy who makes our environmental elements, these tiny trees? Heâs from my grandfatherâs eraâ¦shit.â He grabs a new square. âItâs just a long story.âJust a long story I want to hear. Why the CEO of a powerful company has dropped everything to fix some tiny trees on a model neighborhood. âQuite the perfectionist,â I say.âSomething like that,â he says in his clipped way. Long story. Period., I think.Fine. WhateverHeâs got a tree base created. He holds it up to soda-flattened one.âAn earthquake and a hurricane at the same time,â I say. âNot a lot of buildings will withstand that.âHe doesnât think itâs funny. âSee those balsa dowels?â He points to the left of the shelving area. âCan you grab one?âI get one and bring it over. He takes it and shaves a series of tiny curlicues off, and it comes to me that these are the branch thingys. He attempts to glue a tiny curlicue to the tree trunk by way of tweezers, a toothpick, and a dot of glue.Man fingers are good for a lot of things. What are they not good for? Tiny gluing work.He completely smears the trunk with glue, which he tries to get off with a Q-tip; he just ends up leaving fur on the trunk. âCrap.ââYou could pretend itâs Spanish moss,â I say.He tosses it away.âYou need help?ââI got it. I used to do a lot of this as a boy. Brett and me both. Weâd spend hours doing these models.ââWhen was the last time?ââI got this. Itâs like riding a bike.ââExcept you have large hands now,â I say, and not in any way like I think itâs hot.He just tries to work at it.âItâs too bad you donât have somebody with you who has way more recent experience gluing tiny things to tiny surfaces with her slim, womanly hands,â I say. âItâs really a shame that there isnât anybody like that here.âHe starts on another. Messes it up.âDude. Let me help.â I tie Smuckers to a chair.âYou think youâre an expert because of your Etsy dog collar store? This is a little more intricate.ââI make jewelry of all kinds, not just dog stuff,â I tell him.âWe know,â he says.âCome on. You make the trunks and shave the branch curlies and Iâll do the gluing. And please, your technique? With the toothpick?âHe looks up finally. âYou think you can?âI consider telling him Iâll only help him if he confesses why itâs so damn important, but itâs getting painful to watch him struggle. âI know I can.âHe cuts another trunk and slides it to me. I shove a toothpick up the trunk, basically reaming out the trunk, and then I make a small pool of glue and dip in the branches with the tweezer, then touch it to the area.âOh. Thatâs more efficient.ââWas that a compliment?â I brush it off, because the air is humming between us. âGluing stuff is my jam, baby.â I blow air on it.He cuts out another trunk. We get up an assembly line. We repair a few buildings. We collaborate on a tiny stop sign.Itâsâ¦nice.Thereâs something about making things side-by-side that only crafty girls know about, a kind of sweet, silent bonding that other people donât experience.Henry and I are achieving this bond. I like it in spite of myself. Or in spite of himself.I glue a tiny curlicue to a tiny tree, feeling his eyes on me.