The next morning, I woke up with a stiff neck. Then as I started to move, I realized more parts of my body were in pain, like my back and right hip. I felt like an eighty-year-old. I immediately rolled off the couch, my body creaking with every movement. There was no fucking way I could sleep on this thing again. It was a torture device.
I tilted my head to the left and the right, glancing at the clock. It was six in the morning. I blinked several times to make sure I wasnât imagining things because I hadnât woken up that early in years. Last time I was probably in high school, and Mom had to drag me out of bed. Why the hell would I wake up now?
Then I realized it was because of the fucking couch. My body was protesting too much. I debated going back to sleep, but no way would I put myself through that.
Instead, I went to make some coffee. It was a small Nespresso machine, and thankfully, Allison had the coffee capsules right next to it. I was a bit of a coffee snob and instantly decided to chat with her about bringing my professional barista machine from home, along with a better fucking couch.
Served me right. Thatâs what I got for always flying by the seat of my pants instead of planning things meticulously. I usually reserved that side of me for business, but it wouldnât have killed me to come here and check the couch first before throwing my back out sleeping on it.
I chose the darkest brew and made myself a strong cup. After a few sips, I was looking at the day in a more optimistic manner. I could solve anything.
As I took the sheets off and turned the bed back into a couch, I could swear I heard the twins talking. I listened intently. Yep, that was Annieâs voice. I hurried up the stairs and straight into their room. They were both camped on Jackâs bed.
âUncle Nick!â Annie grinned.
âYou sleep here?â Jack said.
Wow, that was the most words Iâd ever heard from this kid⦠well, since the accident.
âYes, I am.â I sat between the two of them. âWhat are you doing up so early?â
Annie shrugged.
âRight,â I said. âDo you want to go downstairs?â
She nodded. âIs Auntie Allison there too?â
âNo, sheâs still asleep. Letâs let her rest for a bit.â
âWe gotta be quiet?â Annie asked, holding her little finger to her lips.
I nodded, and she moved over me until her face was straight in front of her brotherâs. âJack, quiet.â
Jack nodded, frowning as if he was trying to process this very important information. These two were adorable.
They got out of bed at the same time, but Annie grabbed Jackâs hand. She kept making shushing sounds at him even though the poor guy wasnât saying anything. I walked behind them as we went down the stairs, which took a long time because they were tiny and the steps were huge. They didnât ask for help, though, and I was certain they could make it on their own. They just needed me to be patient.
âWhat do you eat in the mornings?â I asked them.
âPancakes,â Annie said without even hesitating.
Then she looked at Jack sternly. He frowned but didnât reply.
I barely bit back laughter. I was certain that they didnât have pancakes every morning, but what the hell? It was Sunday. I needed some damn pancakes too.
âDo you know where the ingredients are?â I asked.
They shook their heads in unison. No matter. The kitchen wasnât huge, so I wouldnât have an issue.
I opened all the drawers and cupboards in quick succession and easily found what I needed. Allison had premade batter mix, and she also had a waffle maker.
âHow about waffles instead of pancakes?â I suggested.
âYess, waffles! Waffles are the best!â That came from Jack.
I was stunned. Apparently, so was Annie, because she was staring at her brother with her mouth open. Then she hurried to Jack and took him in her arms.
Jesus, these two. Why didnât I video this? I was certain that Allison would have loved to see them right now.
âOkay, then! Iâm starting on the waffles.â
âI can help,â Annie said, then immediately went to one of the two learning towers that were propped against the kitchen island.
She carefully slid onto hers and Jack on his. Those were a very cool invention because they were at the height of the kitchen island and the twins couldnât fall off. They were both looking at me expectantly.
Shit, Iâm supposed to give them tasks?
âIâll give you some batter to mix.â
They both nodded in unison, hanging on to my every word. As far as winging it went, I was doing a spectacular job. I found two bowls for them and put some batter mix in, along with eggs and milk, and gave them plastic spoons.
I observed them for a few seconds to make sure there was no way for them to hurt themselves. But they were great. I made a mental note to ask Allison what other things they could do in the kitchen. Clearly they loved to be involved.
The waffles were ready in no time. I found a selection of spreads and syrups in the fridge and took all of them out just as footsteps sounded from the hall.
âGood morning,â Allison said as she entered the kitchen.
Her eyes were still heavy with sleep. She rubbed at one of them with a little yawn. Her hair was in complete disarray, and she was wearing the same pajamas as last night.
âIt smells delicious. Oh, everyoneâs awake.â She looked from me to the twins and then back at me. âWhatâs going on? Why didnât anyone wake me up?â
âI was already up when I heard these two, so I decided we could start by making breakfast. We madeââ
âWaffles,â she finished.
âYes,â Annie exclaimed.
âThey told me you always have pancakes, and then we made waffles.â
Allison opened her mouth, then closed it again. She looked at me with a conspiratorial smile. I winked, silently letting her know that obviously I wasnât buying the tale of pancakes every morning.
âYou want something else?â I asked her.
âNo! I love waffles.â She came closer, looking at the twinsâ workstations. âOkay. Where do you guys want to eat, outside or inside?â
âOutside!â they shouted.
âAuntie Allison, Jack talked,â Annie said seriously. âJack?â
Jack shook his head. I guess he was shy.
âHe spoke a bit,â I praised him.
Allison smiled from ear to ear. To my astonishment, her eyes became teary. Sheâd told me before the wedding that heâd been more vocal, but now it seemed that Jack was back to his old self.
âThatâs great, Jack. You know we love you to the moon and back, and whenever you feel comfortable talking, you do it, okay? Iâm very proud of you, and Iâm sure that Mommy and Daddy are too.â
Now Allison was teary-eyed in earnest.
Annie was looking at me in confusion, and then she noticed Allisonâs tears. âWhy are you sad, Auntie Allison?â
âIâm not sad at all. These are tears of happiness,â Allison said quickly, but Annie reached out to give her a hug anyway. âAll right, guys, take the waffles outside, please. Uncle Nick, can you go ahead with them?â She helped them down from their chairs and handed them some plates. Jack managed the waffle plate.
âSure!â I grabbed the syrups and spreads and ushered the little ones out back.
I realized Allison wanted a moment alone, probably to compose herself. After they sat down at the table, I hurried back inside the house to check on her.
âAllison, you okay?â
She was leaning against the kitchen counter. Her eyes were a bit red.
âYes. It truly hit me that Jim and Nora will never experience thisâtheir firsts, you know? When they learn to tie their shoes, when they first go to school, and so on.â
âI had a similar moment this morning. Thatâs why itâs so important that they have stability and have us now.â She nodded, and I asked, âAre you ready to come out?â I grabbed two more plates.
âAre my eyes still red?â
âA bit.â
âThen Iâll wait a few more minutes. I donât want to confuse them. I want to be strong for them.â
âAllison, you are strong, and they know that. Trust me.â
âHow would you know?â she whispered.
I set the plates back down and stood in front of her, cupping her face with both hands.
âBecause they do. Kids have good instincts. Just because you get emotional doesnât mean youâre not strong. Take all the time you need. Iâll entertain them.â
âItâs okay. Iâm good. Iâll come outside,â she said. âLet me just grab pomegranate juice. We all love it.â
I took the plates, and she came out a minute later with the juice and glasses. The twins had already gobbled down their waffles by the time we sat down. They were going to ask for seconds soon. Luckily, weâd made enough to feed a small army.
Glancing around the table, I couldnât shake the feeling that we looked like a real family. Iâd truly never envisioned myself as a dad, and I still didnât, but did you ever, really? As far as this morning went, I hadnât done such a bad jobâexcept for the fact that I hadnât changed their clothes.
âAfter you eat, we should go and put all your clothes in the wash, okay? And dress you two in something new,â Allison said, as if reading my thoughts.
âNoooo! I am a princess today,â Annie protested.
Jack just shrugged.
âFine, then,â Allison gave in. âYouâll be a princess for as long as you want.â
As we ate the rest of the waffles, she turned and asked, âHow come you woke up so early? You said you always like to sleep in on weekends.â
âNot possible.â
âWhy not?â
I decided to fess up. âIâm bringing my own couch. Iâll see how I can get that done today.â
Allison gasped. âIt was really that bad?â
âAbsolutely awful. I donât know how I ever fooled myself into thinking it was comfortable, but it was not.â
She winced. âIâm truly sorry, Nick. But donât stress about it. If we canât find a way to bring it today, Iâll sleep there, or we can find a way to share the bed.â
âHell no,â I exclaimed.
The twins both gaspedâactually gasped.
I turned to them. âIâm sorry. Uncle Nick said a bad word. I usually never use it,â I lied.
Annie covered Jackâs ears. âUncle Nick, no bad words.â
âYouâre right.â
She took her hands off Jackâs ears and sat back down. It was adorable. She seemed like a miniature teacher.
âI wonât do that again.â
The look on Annieâs face was so serious that I had to fight the urge to laugh.
After we finished breakfast, the twins started to yawn in unison.
âHmm, guys, what do you say about a nap?â
To my astonishment, both of them agreed. I remembered one thing clearly from when I was a kidâI usually fought sleep like hell.
âIâll go upstairs with them and then clean up.â Allison gestured to the table.
âNo, Iâll clean up,â I said. âI made the mess, and I really donât mind.â
âOh, okay,â Allison said with a huge smile. Sheâd been doing this all by herself for so long, and I could tell she was pleased with the help.
Once theyâd gone upstairs, I immediately called Frances.
âGood morning!â I said as soon as she answered.
âHey, Nick. Whatâs going on?â
âListen, I need you to organize some movers for me today.â
âAbsolutely. What do you need them to bring you?â
âThe couch from my cinema room.â
âIâm on it. I can get someone there in probably an hour.â
âThereâs no rush. If itâs not here until the evening, itâs more than fine.â She really was a great person to work with. âAnd thanks a lot for organizing everything yesterday.â
âThe missus liked it?â she asked.
âShe absolutely loved it. You did fantastic.â Iâd already put in her raise with HR, so sheâd see that in her next paycheck. She was a great asset to me and my team.
âThank you! Iâll have your couch delivered ASAP.â
âThanks.â
Even though I wanted as few people as possible to know about our arrangement, Iâd told my assistant the truth. Otherwise, conversations like this would be fucking awful.
After finishing the call, I quickly cleaned up. Iâd just started the dishwasher when Allison came down the stairs.
âThey went out like a light. I think they were still exhausted from yesterday.â She yawned. âAs am I. God, I really do need a coffee.â
âWhich reminds me,â I said, turning around. âIâd like to bring something else here besides my couch.â
âOh?â
âMy coffee machine.â
Allison laughed. âThat was the first thing I saw in your kitchen, and I thought, âHow is he going to survive on my poor little Nespresso machine?ââ
âSo, you donât mind?â
âI wonât say no to barista coffee,â she assured me with a wink.
Suddenly, I had the urge to move everything I needed here and never leave. Strangeâ¦
I took out my phone and said, âLet me just text Frances. Iâve already arranged with her to have my couch moved here, and the guys can pick that up too.â
âThat was quick. Iâm impressed. So⦠she knows about everything?â
I nodded. âI figured it was easier. Sheâs tight-lipped and knows how to keep a secret.â
Just as I finished texting, I looked up. âIâm sorry. I didnât think about double-checking with you.â
âNo, thatâs fine. Itâs just a bit weird. I donât even know what we should keep secret and what we shouldnât.â
âI think the only people who need to know the truth are those closest to us. Everyone else must think this is a real marriage.â
Allison nodded in agreement.
I wiggled my eyebrows and walked closer to her. She backed up right into the counter. âWe should definitely keep what happened in the dressing room a secret,â I said.
It was high time for me to come cleanâat least with myself. I couldnât stop flirting. The more I fought it, the more I seemed to be doing it.
âMy God, Nick.â Then she narrowed her eyes and playfully pushed me away. âWait, so you didnât share that with anybody in your family?â
âWhy in the ever-loving hell would I do that?â
She licked her lips, which only fueled my imagination more. They were plump and perfect, needing to be kissed.
âI donât know⦠Yesterday, it felt like everyone sort of knew more than they were letting on.â She shook her head. âI donât know how to explain it.â
âI do. Itâs a general thing in my family. Everyone thinks they know more than you do about your own life. Mom and Gran made some comments to you that were insinuating.â
âOh, you heard those? I was starting to think Iâd just imagined them.â
âNo, you didnât. They both said it loud enough for me to hear it too. Thatâs just their way of putting ideas into your head.â
âAbout you and meâ¦? Nope, Iâm not going to finish that thought!â
I chuckled. âThatâs for the best.â
She lowered her arms, and I noticed her nipples were peeking through the fabric, which had absolutely not been the case before. She looked down and immediately crossed her arms over her chest again.
âBut that means that theyâre getting their hopes up, right? That this is something more.â
âThatâs not my problem. Or yours. Granâs been getting her hopes up about us all getting married for years.â
âBut everyone else is married, or at least engaged.â
âTrue, and Gran has been playing matchmaker for some time.â
âReally? Oh, Iâve heard about meddling grandmothers. Mom used to say that her own grandma was like that, but she passed away long before Nora and I were born.â She smirks. âSo, Jeannie was successful, huh? Considering that all your brothers are taken.â
âHow do you know that they didnât just change their minds?â I challenged.
âPfft.â She waved her hand. âBecause men are stubborn. Usually they donât see what they need even if itâs dancing naked in front of them.â
Or standing in front of them in pajamas with their hair in disarray and nipples peeking through their shirt. I was starting to get her point.
âShe was successful with quite a few of my brothers,â I admitted. âBut not all of them needed her involvement.â
âAnd she thinks you do?â
âI never know where I stand with Gran. But itâs safe to say she was happy yesterday.â
âI wonder what that means.â
I gave her a half smile. âSo do I.â