Chapter 50

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Li Yan was stunned. He turned back furiously. At some unknown moment, Shen Nuo had woken up from his slumber. He had walked behind Li Yan and had snuggled Li Yan's waist from behind sleepily. Li Yan's sudden movements startled him. He raised his flushed face to look at Li Yan with hazy flustered eyes. His head which was messed in his sleep looked fluffy. His eyes were half closed in his drunkenness. His soft and gentle lips were lightly pressed against each other. He tried hard to keep awake.

"Dog -?"

"..." Li Yan was speechless. If he had the sense of smell now, he would have felt the strong smell of wine from Shen Nuo. But he knew Shen Nuo was drunk. "Go and sleep!" Li Yan gently peeled himself off from Shen Nuo's tentacle like hands and turned him around towards the bed.

Shen Nuo shuddered. He turned back and drew closer to Li Yan with a lowered face. "It's cold."

Li Yan looked at Shen Nuo up and down and thought what Shen Nuo said was very reasonable. Shen Nuo had been sitting under the drizzle for five hours long and was almost wet.

"Undress! Your robes are wet." Li Yan said.

Shen Nuo fumbled at his clothes for a long time and couldn't unknot even his waist laces. He looked confused. He tried again but in vain and if he did anything, he had knotted them even more and tighter.

Li Yan sighed, rubbing his brow.

"Come here! Let me change your clothes." He silently pulled Shen Nuo closer and loosened the collar laces. Shen Nuo was very obedient, though he swayed to and fro slightly in his drunkenness. He unceremoniously placed both his palms onto Li Yan's chest to help his uncertain feet and smiled at Li Yan foolishly, his thirty two teeth in broad display.

His face was very adorable this way, with drooping eyes and a pouted mouth. "You're hot."

He meant Li Yan was warm and it was comfortable to be close to him.

But Li Yan's hands upon Shen Nuo's collar laces froze. He raised his eyes to Shen Nuo. His face had an inexplicable emotion hard to understand. He pursed his lips, looking away. His eyes were red again. He slipped his hands down and loosened Shen Nuo's waist laces, silently.

A few seconds later, Shen Nuo's wet robe felled down onto the cold blackwood tiles. Shen Nuo who was only with his long white trousers, felt a piercing coldness attacking his exposed skin. He sobbed at Li Yan, blinking his eyes with tears. "Cold..."

Li Yan swallowed. He tried not to look at the half naked stunning beauty infront of him and tried to pull the drunken person by the arm towards the bed.

"Go and drape the quilt over you and it won't be cold."

But Shen Nuo struggled unwillingly. "I don't want to go to bed!" He protested in a faint weak voice, his face looking sad and hurt.

Li Yan tightened his jaws. "If you don't want to sleep then what do you want?"

Shen Nuo thought hard for a moment, his misty unfocussed eyes drooping and his beautiful lashes trembling slightly. "Where are you sleeping?"

"On the couch."

Shen Nuo thought for a while again. "Then I will also sleep on the couch."

Li Yan's breath hitched. "Why?"

Shen Nuo was serious as he looked at Li Yan and spoke his thoughts genuinely. "I don't want to go to the bed. I want to hug you."

Li Yan felt a lump in his throat. "What?"

Shen Nuo looked bemused. "Because you're hotter than the bed." He tried to hug the emperor, but Li Yan backed off, holding Shen Nuo by his shoulders firmly. In his eyes was incredulous disbelief.

"Shen Nuo, now listen, you - !!!"

But a drunken Shen Nuo was not willing to listen to anything the Emperor said. He was rebellious. He plunged head on to Li Yan. But who would have thought Shen Nuo would trip his foot against Li Yan's?

Shen Nuo stumbled and lost his balance. Li Yan gasped, his eyes widening. He caught Shen Nuo from his waist to avoid him falling. But Li Yan was weak too. He couldn't maintain the balance when the entire weight of Shen Nuo pressed down onto him. The result was no less worse. Both of them lost their balance, felled backwards and crashed onto the hard blackwood tiles beneath with Shen Nuo on top and Li Yan underneath.

Li Yan hissed as a sharp pain stabbed him from the back. He gritted his teeth, clenching his jaws. Meanwhile, Shen Nuo whose face ended up banging against Li Yan's neck, was stunned.

For a moment, he only felt the strong and alluring fragrance of sandalwood. It refreshed him and calmed his mind. He had always unknowingly liked this smell though he was scared of the person who carried it. But now he was drunk and wasn't in his senses anymore. He smiled dreamily, burried his head deeper to the side of Li Yan's neck and took a deep and a chilling breath.

Li Yan's scalp went numb. It looked as if a cold bucket of ice was just dumped over his head. His body tensed up at once and stiffened into a piece of wood. His heart was beating wildly. He immediately tried to push the other party away. But the other party was definitely not ready. Li Yan's moves however caused the other party to take precautions against the oncoming attacks.

Shen Nuo swiftly wrapped his slender legs around Li Yan's waist, coiling his arms around Li Yan's neck in a death grip, unwilling to let go and squirmed, trying to fix himself into a comfortable position on the warm and scorching human pillow.

Lofty...

But Li Yan's eyes suddenly widened, his pupils contracting violently. "Shen Nuo! Don't move!"

He furiously slapped the side of Shen Nuo's butt to loosen the firm wrap around his waist with a red face when the other person's groin kept repeatedly crashing right onto his, with every single move. Li Yan immediately hardened.

Shen Nuo obviously felt the change. He blinked several times, purely puzzled and looked down at the spot between Li Yan's legs. Then he lowered his hand curiously.

Li Yan was bewildered. "No!" He gasped, grasping from Shen Nuo's wrist tightly. "Don't!"

But Shen Nuo did not seem to let go. "Why is it so hard?" He asked blinking. His eyes were hazy.

Li Yan nearly had nightmares. He did not know where to hide his face then. He looked at Shen Nuo incredulously.

"Shen Nuo, you're drunk!"

It took several second for Shen Nuo to understand the words, or may be not. Because he still looked confounded.

Li Yan really did not know what to do with this hell of a crazy consort. He closed his eyes, burying his face in his palm. "Shen Nuo... You're drunk. Just get up, will you?"

This time, Shen Nuo slowly moved. And as if to make it worse, he loftily sat on Li Yan's crotch. Li Yan's breath hitched. He immediately pulled Shen Nuo away from his waist and forced him on to the tiles by his side.

"Shen Nuo!!!"

Shen Nuo's eyes moistened at visible speed. He choked. "Cold..."

"..."

Li Yan sighed. How can Shen Nuo be this hard to handle when he just drinks a bit? Literally a drop and drops dead drunk. He shook his head, pulling Shen Nuo huddled into his arms, got up from the floor and walked to the bed. A drunken Shen Nuo was really clingy. Li Yan made a mental note not to let this consort of his to have a single sip of wine again. He wrapped Shen Nuo with a quilt. "Now sit!" Then he picked up the hangover soup from the desk and stretched it out towards Shen Nuo. "Drink!"

Shen Nuo looked at the hangover soup with hazy drunken eyes. "What is this?"

"Nine Treasure Herb Soup!" Li Yan lied through gritted teeth.

"But why should I drink this?"

"Because you're pregnant!"

Shen Nuo was very confused. He digested the sentence for a few seconds before blinking his eyes.

"Pregnant?" Shen Nuo lowered his head to look at his stomach blankly. His face looked even confused and flustered.

"There's a baby here?" He asked Li Yan with big eyes pointing at his tummy.

Li Yan's eyes darkened. He looked away quickly. "Yes." His voice was very hoarse.

"By whom?"

"A dog!"

"..."

Then Shen Nuo suddenly laughed. "Oh, the dog!" He remembered the profile immediately, the profile in majestic golden robes, bewitching mole and a frightening face. He caressed his tummy thinking he was really pregnant. It looked very cute.

"Ahem, puppy, listen to mommy!" Shen Nuo said in a very business-like-tone, his voice still weak and hazy. "Don't be like daddy. Daddy is naughty." He said giggling heartily.

Li Yan's throat went dry. His inner demon was burning now. If he continued to watch Shen Nuo like this, he was afraid he would really make Shen Nuo pregnant. But he forcefully suppressed the burning desire and cleared his throat loudly.

"You can lecture the puppy once the soup is over! Now drink!"

However, a drunken Shen Nuo was very obedient, unlike the usual fluffy snowy tiger that would always bare his fangs and pull his claws at him. Shen Nuo carefully got the bowl in his hands and started drinking the soup.

After the soup was over, Li Yan took the chopsticks to scoop up the edible parts left in the bowl. He wanted to do it himself because if Shen Nuo drop it on him by accident, Li Yan was afraid he would have to bath him. And that would be more trouble. But he immediately regretted his decision afterwards.

Shen Nuo obediently opened his mouth and took the mushroom in. He chewed the juicy mushroom in satisfaction. Several ambiguous squelching sounds escaped from his lips causing Li Yan's breath to tighten. He couldn't take it anymore.

"Shen Nuo! You eat properly! Don't make inappropriate noises!"

Shen Nuo looked stunned. He quickly slurped back a piece of mushroom that was about to escape his mouth and brushed his lips with the tip of his tongue.

Li Yan's mouth twitched. He stared at moist and wet supple pale pink lips that looked a bit swollen after being repeatedly abused by a rebellious tongue. His face immediately darkened. His breath drew heavy. He quickly looked away, throwing the bowl and the chopsticks to Shen Nuo.

"Do it yourself!"

Shen Nuo looked at Li Yan with big puppy eyes. "Are you angry?"

"First eat!"

"No, I won't eat! Tell me are you angry?"

"Shen Nuo, you eat!" Li Yan's raised voice was suddenly hard. His chest was heaving. His eyes were filled with fine red blood vessels as he looked at Shen Nuo. It was frightening. "Look at you, Shen Nuo, first wipe your mouth!"

Shen Nuo choked, scared. He did not know what happened to Li Yan at one. His eyes were widened and looked very hurt. He quickly stuck the tip of his mellow pale pink tongue and licked his lower lip clean. "Is it ok now?" He asked in a weak hurt voice.

Li Yan's breath was now ragged and heavy. His crotch was painfully hard. He restrained too much not to cross the lines. But Shen Nuo repeatedly kept seducing him. How can he keep calm? Only he knew what a terrible storm was raging inside him.

Li Yan suddenly leaned forth and hooked Shen Nuo's jaws, pulling him closer, his expression dark and gloomy. "Will you eat it or not!!?"

Shen Nuo whimpered, weakly slapping at Li Yan's wrist in vain, his eyes moistening at visible speed. "It hurts..." That whisper was seductively low.

Li Yan couldn't help but lower his red eyes to fix them at Shen Nuo's thin pale pink lips. A thin trail of soup slid down the side of his lower lip. They were wet. They trembled slightly.

Li Yan's heart burned. Before even he could stop himself, he had leaned forward and had licked Shen Nuo's moist thin lips in his.

Shen Nuo's mouth felled open. The bowl slipped his hands and felled down to the tiles with a sharp noise. In his eyes were pure shock. "Why did you lick me?"

Li Yan gritted his teeth. When he saw Shen Nuo's frightened face, he was aroused. He wanted to bully him more. "I was having some tasty soup." He said darkly.

Shen Nuo looked flabbergasted. His drunken submissive face was very seductive under the lamp light, his long lashes, casting a shadow under his eyes, and his face looking dreamy... "Drink Nine Treasure Herb Soup? Are you also pregnant?"

"..." Li Yan finally couldn't take it anymore. He pressed the other person onto the bed and pinned both his wrists above his head onto the pillow, getting onto him and latched his lips with Shen Nuo's lips.

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