Chapter 173
Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)
When others got compliments, they beamed with pride. But when Tarquin was praised, it was as if heâd been catcalled.
A scowl was plastered across his face!
Even the janitor was too intimidated to clean around him, clutching her mop and scurrying away to tidier pastures.
The onlookers whoâd been ogling him also quickly averted their gaze and pretended to be engrossed in something else.
Tarquin stormed into the supermarket, his expression as dark as a thundercloud.
It had been ages since heâd set foot in a supermarket and the bustling chaos inside made him furrow his brow in disdain.
He cherished his peace and quiet and loathed the noisy crowds.
But for the sake of following Elysia, he endured, Like Elysia, he grabbed a shopping cart, determined to buy whatever she bought.
She headed for the fruit section, picking up bananas and⦠what was that spiky monstrosity? Dunian!
He grimaced at the pungent aroma but, not wanting to draw attention, he reluctantly hoisted the largest one into his cart.
Next was the vegetable aisle. Elysia went for cabbage, Tarquin did the same. She chose broccoli; he added it to his cart.
Then came the spices and condiments, and he doggedly followed suitâ¦
It wasnât long before Elysia sensed something was off, feeling eyes constantly on her. Yet every time she glanced back, there was no suspicious figure to be found.
Meanwhile, Tarquin caught the eye of everyone in the supermarket. His striking looks, impressive build, and extraordinary aura were impossible to ignore. Plus, his behavior was nothing short of bizarre. He shadowed the beautiful woman ahead, mimicking her every purchase without fail, a first for many of the storeâs patrons.
If he knew her, why didnât he speak to her? And if he didnât, why on earth was he copying her shopping list item for item?
His odd behavior reached its peak when he even followed her to the personal care section, grabbing a pack of sanitary padsâ¦
The Saleswoman at the feminine hygiene products couldnât help but whisper to Elysia, âMiss, that gentleman must be your husband, right? Did you two have a spat?â
âHuh?â
âDonât be shy, darling Couples bickerâitâs perfectly normal. Donât take it to heart. Especially since your man is such a catch! Have you seen the way those girls have been eyeing him since he walked in? You let him go today, and theyâll pounce right away. And sure, youâre gorgeous too, but a handsome guy like that is rare. Most men out there are as appealing as a bag of lemons. Iâve been around for a good thirty years, and heâs one of a kind, I tell you. Youâre one lucky ladyâ
Elysia was utterly confused. Husband? What spat?
She looked around swiftly but saw no one.
âThereâs nobody following me, maâam. You must be mistakenâ
âOh, no mistake. Everyoneâs noticed. Heâs been tailing you the whole time, copying your every move.
Heâs just ducked behind that shelf over there, probably trying to muster up the courage to apologize.â
With a frown, Elysia pushed her cart around to the other side of the shelves.
Thatâs when Tarquin emerged.
Not seeing Elysia, he scrunched his brow in frustration He approached the spot where Elysia had been standing and, without a second glance, grabbed a few packets of whatever she had been looking at and tossed them into his cart.
The saleswoman couldnât resist chipping in, âHandsome, getting those for your wife? Trying to make up after a tiff? I can tell youâre one of the good ones. Let me help you out! Donât pick that brand. Go for this oneâitâs the top seller in our store. A bit pricier, but quality speaks for itself. Your wife is stunning, and only the best will do for her. Trust me on this and go for this brandââ