Chapter 174
Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)
The woman wanted to sell more products, but Tarquin was only interested in the same brand that Elysia favored.
She couldnât convince him otherwise, so she just loaded his cart with several more packs without further ado.
Tarquin didnât dive into his relationship with Elysia after grabbing the feminine products, he set off to find her.
And as luck would have it, he looked up to see her at the end of the aislel No need to searchâshe had made herself known! Her fierce demeanor gave Tarquin the unsettling feeling of a stalker caught in the act. He furrowed his brow and froze, unsure how to react.
Elysia was seething!
Even with his mask and sunglasses, she recognized him instantly!
Damn him!
How dare he follow her!
Charging with her shopping cart, Elysia advanced with a stormy presence.
Seeing her, Tarquin wanted to flee for some reason, but his p pride rooted him to the spot.
As Elysia approached and saw her own shopping list mirrored in his cart, her anger flared. She mammed her cart against his with a thud âWhat the heck?â she demanded.
Tarquin scowled. âWhat?â
âWhy are you stalking me?â
âIm not stalking you!â
âThen how come everything youâve got is exactly what Iâm buying?â
âItâs a free country! I can buy whatever I want. Itâs not like Iâm complaining about you copying my shopping list,â he retorted.
âYou⦠Are you some kind of creep?â
âWatch your language!â Tarquinâs face darkened.
âWatch my language? You want me to watch my language when youâve been tailing me all morning?
You gonna tell me you didnât follow my lead on these items?â
Tarquin, with a stony expression, played his hand of denial.
âNope!â
âNot admitting it, huh? Well, explain this: Why y are you buying the same sanitary pads as me?â
âThe manufacturer didnât make them exclusively for you, did they?â
âI mean, I use them for their intended purpose. Whatâs your reason?â
âI use them too.â
Elysia choked up, momentarily at a loss for words.
Tarquin thought he had the upper hand and continued, âSo, only you can use them, and I canât? You sure are nosyâ
He then grabbed a few more packs from the shelf and dumped them into his cart, adding. Tve always used this brand.â
After his snide comment, he gave Elysia a mocking look.
Stunned, Elysia forgot her anger, staring at him incredulously. âYou, a grown man, how can you possibly need these?â
âWho says theyâre only for women?
Theyâre for women!â
Tarquinâs face tumed dark as he took another glance at the products. He had been too focused on following Elysia and hadnât paid attention to what he was actually grabbing, mistaking them for toilet paperâ¦
âYouâre a freak, arenât you?â Elysia snapped again.
Tarquin clenched his teeth in frustration. He had lost this round and couldnât muster a comeback.
Reluctantly, he returned the feminine hygiene products to a distant shelf and coolly said, âMy mistake, Iâve always used this brandâs tissues.â
âYouâre lying! This brand only makes sanitary pads, no tissues! And you still claim youâre not copying my shopping list? If youâre a man, youâd admit it openly! Donât make me lose respect for you!â
11:20 Tarquen felt his face being metaphoneally ground into the dirt Aware of the onlookers, he abandoned his cart and grabbed Elysia, pulling her behind another nigle They found themselves in the bedding section, among comforters and quilts, with no one else around.
Elysia struggled, Let go of met Let go Tarquin pulled her in, pinning her against the shelf to prevent her escape.