Chapter 78
Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)
âYeah, itâs been over a year since Winona vanished, and Zaneâs been all wrapped up in his career. Not a single whiff of scandal around him, which is pretty remarkable if you ask 1. me.
I heard there was this intern who had a thing for him and tried to make a move. Scared the crap out of Zaneâfired her on the spot that very night. Then he went and posted this long memo at work, declaring he was a married man.
And get this: the memo was like some grand love letter to Winona. There was nothing crude or sleazy about it; it was pure poetry. Knocked the socks off half the female fans in the company.
He even hung their wedding photo all over his officeâon the back wall, desk, and even the screensaver on his computer is a picture of them together. Dudeâs like a oneâman wife appreciation society, haha.â
Elysia chuckled, âWinona sure picked the right guy, and it wasnât for nothing she married him under all that pressure back then.â
âTrue that. Itâs only when I see Winona and Zane together that I believe marriage can actually be beautiful.â
Blossom gave Elysia a look that said a thousand words.
Elysia knew what she was getting at and teased, âYou canât judge the whole forest based on one withered sapling. Love can still be a beautiful thing.â
âNope, itâs not love that has to be beautifulâitâs true love that counts. Plenty of fake love out there.â
Elysia teased back, âAnd hereâs a bachelor giving love advice.â
âWhat do you know? The observer sees all; the player is blind. Us single folks are the real love critics.â
Elysia laughed. âSure you are.â
As they chatted, the waiter came over, accompanied by a lady doctor and two nurses.
Elysia was taken aback. Doctors and nurses in a hotel?
It was just a little scratch, and theyâre making such a fuss?
This place was the crème de la crème of Jindale Cityâs hotels, alright. The service was impeccable.
The doctor carefully treated Elysiaâs wound and asked gently, âAny other injuries?â
Elysia shook her head with a smile, âNo, thatâs it.â
Elliot watched Elysia, frowning.
There was clearly a bruise on her neck!
After giving Elysia some advice, the doctor left.
Elysia was impressed. âNo wonder itâs pricey here; the service is topânotch.â
âObviously, itâs the service industry. If weâre paying, we better get treated like royalty.â
âExactly; only with money can you be a princess; otherwise, youâre just Cinderella.â
âCinderella had her comeback, too. Iâm rooting for you, girl. Youâre gonna be a rich lady one day.â
Elysia was grinning ear to ear. âWith a little luck from you, if I do strike it rich, youâll be the first one Iâll repay. Iâll get all your heartthrobs to call you âsweetheart.â
Elysia was moneyâminded, Blossom was into young celebs, and Winona was all about her career.
Those were their quirks.
At the mention of heartthrobs, Blossomâs eyes lit up like Christmas trees, âHurry up and get rich, will you? I can hardly wait.â
Seeing that lovesick look in her eyes, Elysia reminded her, âEasy there, tiger. The kids are around;
donât corrupt the young minds.â
Blossom winked at her, then got serious. She handed the menu to Elysia and said, âWeâve already ordered. Take a look and see if you want to add anything.â
Elysia didnât hold back, taking the menu and casually asking, âHavenât seen Evan around.
Is he in the restroom?â
Without a second thought, Blossom replied, âYeah, heâs off doing his business.â
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Elysia didnât think much of it.
Meanwhile, Evan had just arrived at Tarquinâs private room door.