Chapter 79
Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)
Elysia had been out for quite some time, and Evan was getting antsy about finding her.
But Blossom, ever the protective one, wasnât keen on letting him venture out alone. So, Evan fibbed about needing to use the bathroom for a number two.
With Blossom none the wiser, he made his sneaky escape.
And just his luck, there he spotted Tarquin and Elysia engaged in conversation in the hallway.
Hiding at a distance, he couldnât make out their words, but the stormy look on his mommyâs face said it all.
In his little mind, Tarquin was clearly the villain who had upset his precious mom.
An eye for an eye, he thought. If Momâs upset, Tarquin wonât get off easy either.
So, the little guy was on a mission to even the score. He eavesdropped by the door, catching the lively buzz inside, punctuated by toasts to the âbirthday boy.â
Evan scoffed silently.
A birthday, huh? Big whoop.
He spied a waiter wheeling over a cart with a birthday cake, and his eyes twinkled with mischief as he sauntered toward it. As he drew closer, he couldnât help but express his awe.
âWow, what a gorgeous cake! Iâd kill for a slice.â
The waiter, charmed by the cuteness, paused, saying with a smile, âIt sure is pretty, but itâs for someone else. Itâs not polite to eat without asking. If you want some sweets, just ask your folks to holler at one of us. Weâve got plenty of other treats in the back.â
Evan pouted adorably. âThe best ones are always out of reach, huh? Oh, whatâs that on top? Is that a candle?â
He pointed his tiny finger at the cakeâs top decoration.
All three waiters glanced up, and in that split second, Evan slipped a little something into the cake from his pocket.
âThatâs just a fancy topper, not a candle,â they explained.
âOh, then better get going. Donât keep the birthday boy waiting!â
âSure thing.â The waiters chuckled and rolled the cake away.
Evan licked his finger, savoring the sweetness of the stolen frosting.
âMmm, so good, what a shame,â he muttered, grinning wickedly as the cake disappeared Into the room.
Soon after, a loud âBANG!â erupted from the party room, followed by screams.
Evan knew his ploy had worked. With a smug humph, he strolled towards the bathroom, whistling a tune, hands buried in his pockets.
Inside, Bookerâs cake had exploded, showering Tarquin in a sloppy mess.
Being the closest to Booker, Tarquin was now a cake monster, covered from head to toe. He gasped in shock, nearly losing his cool â never had he been so humiliated, especially not in front of an audience!
As confusion reigned, Booker finally burst out, âFuck! Whoâs fucking with me on my day? You win; you got me. Just wait till I find out who you are, and when your birthday rolls around, Iâll show youâ¦â
Booker assumed it was a prank from one of the guests.
The tension eased as everyone else thought the same, and laughter filled the room.
Tarquin didnât dwell on it.
A little birthday prank among guys was nothing out of the ordinary. But with it being Bookerâs day, Tarquin swallowed his anger, storming off to the bathroom to clean up.
With the party roomâs restroom occupied, he headed to the one outside.
Thatâs when he encountered Evan.
Evan, wearing a face mask, stood in front of the kiddie toilet, fumbling with his trousers.
Their eyes met â a grown man a and a boy.
Tarquinâs brow furrowed. Had it not been for the boyâs lively eyes, he might have mistaken him for Elijah.
09:46 âMmm, so good, what a shame,â he muttered, grinning wickedly as the cake disappeared into the room.
Soon after, a loud âBANG!â erupted from the party room, followed by screams.
Evan knew his ploy had worked. With a smug humph, he strolled towards the bathroom, whistling a tune, hands buried in his pockets.
Inside, Bookerâs cake had exploded, showering Tarquin in a sloppy mess.
Being the closest to Booker, Tarquin was now a cake monster, covered from head to toe. He gasped in shock, nearly losing his cool â never had he been so humiliated, especially not in front of an audience!
As confusion reigned, Booker finally burst out, âFuck! Whoâs fucking with me on my day? You win; you got me. Just wait till I find out who you are, and when your birthday rolls around, Iâll show youâ¦.â
Booker assumed it was a prank from one of the guests.
The tension eased as everyone else thought the same, and laughter filled the room.
Tarquin didnât dwell on it.
A little birthday prank among guys was nothing out of the ordinary But with it being Bookerâs day, Tarquin swallowed his anger, storming off to the bathroom to clean up.
With the party roomâs restroom occupied, he headed to the one outside.
Thatâs when he encountered Evan.
Evan, wearing a face mask, stood in front of the kiddie toilet, fumbling with his trousers.
Their eyes met â a grown man and a boy.
Tarquinâs brow furrowed. Had it not been for the boyâs lively eyes, he might have mistaken him for Elijah.