Chapter 84
Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)
âSo, Mom had the accident on the very same day! I have a wild guess. The day Tarquin flew back home, Mom picked him up, and they got it on at the airport, which led to us being conceived. But for some reason, they didnât get a good look at each other, so they had no idea they had just hooked up with one another. And thatâs where all the misunderstandings started.â
âHuh?â Evan and Emmett both stared at Elliot.
Their eyes said it all: they didnât get it, not one bit.
Elliot furrowed his brow and continued, âSo, thatâs why Tarquin changed the divorce papers, and Mom just silently admitted to everything because she didnât know that she had been with Tarquin. She thought she had actually cheated during her marriage.â
Evan and Emmett blinked, asking, âThen what?â
Elliot explained, âThat could explain why Mom came back wanting a divorce from Tarquin, even though she had seen him several times but didnât recognize him. Because she had not idea what Tarquin looked like!â
Evan, still puzzled, asked, âSo you mean to say, Mom confused Tarquin and our dad, thinking they were two different guys, but actually, theyâre the same person?â
âExactly, thatâs what Iâm saying! Likewise, Tarquin didnât know that Mom was his wife in name.â
âWhoa, this isâ¦â Evan scratched his head, âSo, tell me, is Tarquin a good guy or a bad guy?â âIf you look at it from his point of view, him saying Mom cheated isnât exactly wrong.â
âHow can you say that? Wasnât he the one who slept with Mom? Heâs the one who wronged her and then accuses her of cheating!â
âThatâs because he doesnât know that he was with Mom, just like she doesnât know she was with Tarquin.â
Evan got all muddled again, âSo⦠so⦠do we still go after Tarquin for revenge?â
âYes, we do. No matter what, he hurt Momâs feelings, and thatâs wrong!â
âYeah, exactly!â Evan nodded vigorously. He was worried Elliot might suddenly say they shouldnât seek revenge. Evan didnât care about the details; anyone who made his mom sad deserved payback!
âButâ¦â Elliotâs tone shifted, âWe need to clear up two things first. One, Tarquin didnât want Mom, and he was the one who initiated the divorce, so why is he reluctant to go through with it now? Two, what exactly happened back then? Why did they get intimate but fail to 09 47 see each otherâs faces clearly?â
Evan said, âThe first point is the most crucial because thatâs whatâs eating away at Mom. She came back to finalize the divorce.â
âRight, now things are starting to make sense. Although they didnât recognize each other, Nola picked on Emmett at the airport on the day we came back, and you went to settle the score. You ended up trashing Tarquinâs car, which got Mom and Tarquin tangled up again. Because of that, Tarquin had Mom taken, but we smoked âem out and got her to safety. Then, to get back at him for Mom, we snatched some of his business deals and cracked his security system as a warning. Plus, I made sure no one could track Mom! This made Tarquin think that Mom was some big shot who was deliberately making her presence felt and had a target on his back. Thatâs why heâs been so fixated on Mom, tossing attitude her way! The other day, I accidentally overheard Mom talking with her friend, and she mentioned that Tarquin has been misunderstanding her intentions the whole time.â