Chapter 85
Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)
âBut⦠I still donât get it. Why does he have that delusion? Is that like, narcissism or something? Mom isnât even trying to get his attention, and yet he acts like sheâs been following him around,â Evan mumbled.
Elliot replied, âItâs kind of narcissism but not exactly. Rich folks tend to overthink things way more than the average Joe.â
âWhyâs that?â
âThe richer you are, the more danger surrounds you, and the more enemies you have, which makes you super sensitive.â
âHow do you know all this?â
Elliot pursed his lips and said, âBecause, I happen to be one of those rich people.â
Evanâs lips twitched. âSo, are you always paranoid, thinking someoneâs out to get you?â
âNot really.â
âHuh?â
âBecause I keep a low profile. Other than you and Emmett, no one knows Iâm loaded, not even Mom babe in the So, no oneâs out to get me. To the rest of the woods.â
world, Iâm just Evan paused. ââ¦No wonder Mom always says to keep a low profile. Thereâs wisdom in that.â
Wealth under wraps is another way to stay lowâkey.
Elliot continued, âMom may not be a genius, but sheâs a good and honest person. Her advice is solid, and we should listen to her.â
âYeah, yeah, we should always listen to Mom. So, whatâs the game plan?â
Elliot let out a sigh and said, âFirst, we clear up Tarquinâs misunderstanding so he stops pestering Mom and giving her grief. Then we dig into why he wonât grant her a divorce. Once we figure that out, we can help Mom.â
Evan grumbled, âCanât we just strongâarm him into divorcing Mom?â
That was still his goâto solution â brute force!
âWe could, but itâs not the best move. Donât forget, Mom hasnât mentioned the past to us, nor has she told us her real reason for coming back. If we push Tarquin, we might rip open Momâs old wounds and throw her back into the media frenzy. Itâs best to avoid that until we have all the facts.â
09:47 âAlright, so how do we clear up Tarquinâs misunderstanding?â
Elliot furrowed his brow, looking all grownâup, âLet me think on that.â
Meanwhile, next door.
Elysia was blissfully unaware that her sons were turning her world upside down, She was handing Blossom her nightgown after her shower. It was a tad snug, showing off Blossomâs curves.
Blossom complained, âYouâve had three kids, and Iâm still chubbier than you. Thatâs just not fair.â
Elysia chuckled, âYouâre not chubby; thatâs just baby fat.â
Blossom was the cuddly type- petite, cute, and absolutely adorable.
She snuggled under the covers and said, âI just canât control my eating. I donât want to, either. My motto is: Life is short, so eating is crucial. Never deprive your mouth or legs. If you can eat two pieces of chocolate, never settle for one. If you can lie down, donât sit. Eat well, drink well, rest well- thatâs the way to live.â
Blossom was a classic foodie who wasnât into working out.
Elysia climbed into bed, smiling. âWith your love for food, you better treat Emmett right. That boy can cook like a dream, and sticking with him means feasting like a queen.â
The mention of the little guy perked Blossom right up, âI know, I know! He showed me pictures on his phone yesterday. Oh my gosh, just looking at them made me hungry! And he even makes perfume.
How can such a young kid be so talented?â
âFashion sense definitely doesnât run in my genes,â Elysia admitted.
Then Blossom asked, âThey say giving birth is like a womanâs trial by fire. Was it really painful when you had them?â
Elysia shrugged, âHonestly, I didnât even have a chance to feel it. I donât even know how it all went down. By the time I woke up, it was all over, so I missed out on the pain of childbirth and didnât get to snap those first precious moments.â