Chapter 397 - Ill Leave That For You
Beauty and the Bodyguard
At that moment, a knock sounded from outside the room. Taizao opened it to see Jianwenâs driver, holding a braided silk bag as he stood outside, evidently holding the blow up doll insideâ¦
Taizao took over the bag and turned back to the driver. âAlright, go tell the waiters to get away from here- tell them not to come near here or come in no matter what happens inside!â
âYes, Master Su!â Jianwenâs driver nodded before walking away to fulfill his duty.
âHeh heh, Lin Yi! Hereâs your blow up doll, what do you think? Not bad, right?â Taizao said as he undid the bag.
âAlright⦠Iâll admit that I got unlucky, but have you two ever heard of that story about Mister Dongguo?â Lin Yi sighed as he looked at Jianwen and Taizao.
âMister what? What are you talking about?â Jianwen blinked, not understanding what Lin Yi was doing this point in time, talking about some Mister Dongguo story.
âSo youâve never heard of it?â Lin Yi asked Jianwen.
âLin Yi, that medicineâs gonna go full-power soon, so I think you should start thinking about how youâre gonna handle it. You want this blow up doll, or do you want us to get you some sex workers?â Taizao curled his lips, ignoring Lin Yiâs question. As far as he could see, Lin Yi was now something anyone could come mess and play with- all he had to do now was record LIn Yi in heat, and thatâd be the end of his employment with Mengyao.
âOr maybe we should get you a female pig?â Jianwen added. He didnât know where Lin Yiâs storytelling mood was coming from, either.
âHahahaâ¦â Taizao laughed at Jianwenâs humorous joke.
Lin Yi looked at the duo with pity in his eyes before telling them the story, his tone faint. âSince you guys donât seem to know then Iâll tell it to you- this is the story of Mister Dongguo and the wolf!â
âWhatâs wrong with you??â Jianwen looked at Lin Yi, perplexed. Was he pretending to be an idiot, or what? Talking about Mister Dongguo and some wolf when the medicine was starting to act up, what was the matter with him?
Lin Yi ignored Jianwen and started storytelling. âOnce upon a time there lived a scholar, Mister Dongguo. One day, Mister Dongguo decided to go to somewhere really far away.
On his way there, an injured wolf limped to him. He said to Mister Dongguo, begging him: Mister, Iâm being hunted by a hunter, heâs shot me! Please save me, Iâll repay you with all I have!â
Mister Dongguo understood that wolves werenât good by nature, but felt compassion for this particular wolf. After some hesitation, he decided to hide the wolf in his book bag.
After a while came a hunter- he couldnât find the wolf, and only saw Mister Dongguo sitting by the roadside. And so he walked up to him and asked if heâd seen a wolf.
Mister Dongguo said no, he had not.
It didnât cross the hunterâs mind that Mister Dongguo would lie to him, and so he went searching elsewhere. The wolf waited until the hunter had left before leaving the book bag, but, instead of repaying Mister Dongguo like he had promised, he pounced at him and bared his fangs, saying: Iâm hungry, please help me⦠Let me eat youâ¦â
âAnd then? That idiot Mister Dongguo gets eaten by the wolf? Donât tell me youâre that Mister Dongguo! Hahahaha!â Jianwen, naturally, understood what Lin Yi was trying to get at with that story- he couldnât help but start laughing.
âNo, the hunter came back and killed the wolf.â Lin Yi said faintly. âThe moral of this story is that what goes around, comes around- if karma hasnât hit yet then it means itâs not time yet!â
âWhat do you mean?â Jianwen blinked, feeling that Lin Yi might be referring to something else, albeit failing to understand what that could possible be.
âI meant what I said- if karma hasnât hit yet then it means itâs not time yet.â Lin Yi smiled.
âTime for what? Lin Yi, what the hell are you blabbering about? What do you mean?!â Jianwen was getting annoyed.
âThe medicine- the Invincible Eight something you guys ate earlier. Itâs gonna start acting up soon, right?â Lin Yi said.
âInvincible Eight Jiro? When did we eat that, wasnât that you??â Jianwen blinked.
âSorry, but I poured half of my wine into your cup and the other half into his cup.â Lin Yi smiled.
âImpossible! Absolutely impossible!! Howâd you know what we were planning?!â Jianwenâs expression changed- he didnât really believe what Lin Yi was saying, but he was making sense⦠The key thing here was why his body felt so hotâ¦
âOh, you can go look at that wine bottleâ¦â Lin Yi pointed at the wine bottle on the table. âSee, a wine bottle is enough for three glasses, but thereâll still be some left⦠Itâs just enough for four glassesâ¦â
Jianwen looked at the wine bottle and froze- he was the one whoâd poured it out, and naturally he knew how much was left! The wine bottle had nothing left, evidently having been emptied by someone! Was Lin Yi telling the truth?!
At that thought, Jianwen and Taizaoâs expressions changed for the worse as they felt the heat in their bodies risingâ¦
âAn Bro, is there an antidote?â Taizao was starting to panic.
âNoâ¦â Jianwen shook his head before turning his angry eyes on Lin Yi. âDid you really switch the glasses?â
âYouâll know soon enough.â Lin Yi said before standing up. âIâll leave that blow up doll to you guys, have fun! Iâm going now, but remember not to fight over it, itâll be pretty stupid if you hurt each other for some doll.â
Without waiting for Jianwen and Taizao, Lin Yi walked out the room and used an iron wire to lock the door completely, remembering what Jianwen had instructed his driverâ¦
There was no waiter near the room, and even Jianwenâs driver himself was far away at the end of the hallwayâ¦
âMister Lin, why have you come out? Whereâs Master An and the others?â Jianwenâs driver didnât see Lin Yi mess with the door, but found it puzzling that Lin Yi was walking out.
âOh, theyâre playing a really interesting game in there- they said no one should disturb them!â Lin Yi said.
âAlright!â The driver nodded, unaware of the beef between Jianwen and Lin Yi, assuming that theyâd sent Lin Yi out to tell him this. âMister Lin, youâre leaving..?â
âIâm gonna go help An Bro with some stuff.â Lin Yi smiled. âIâm leaving first.â
âWould you like me to drive you?â Jianwenâs driver offered politely.
âAh, sure. Letâs go!â Lin Yi was still thinking of getting a taxi, but now that someone was offering to drive him he got to save up on that taxi fare!