Chapter 398 - The Attitude of Xiaobos Parents
Beauty and the Bodyguard
Jianwen and Taizao, and Ganglouâs phones had been swiped by Lin Yi earlier- they were currently fully isolated from the outside world, unable to contact anyone even if they wanted to.
Lin Yi didnât know if that weird medicine of theirs would be effective, but even if it wasnât the bastards should be in quite a fright at the whole situation.
Jianwenâs driver respectfully saw Lin Yi off, making sure heâd safely entered the villa before departing.
âShield Bro, youâre back! Hehe, Yao Yao missed you just now!â Yushu moved over happily to greet Lin Yiâs return.
âShu, what are you saying? I would never miss him!â Mengao frowned. âI just asked you to make a phone call and see if he got beat up!â
âAh⦠So did you want me to get beat up?â Lin Yi asked with a smile.
âIâ¦â¦â Mengyao wanted to say of course she did- that was what she was thinking when she said yes to Lin Yi
âs dinner with Jianwen, after all, hoping she could get back at Lin Yi through Jianwen. It was his own fault for peeking at Yushu and her wish notes!
But now that sheâd gotten over it, Mengyao didnât really hope for Lin Yi to be the sucker anymore⦠Sheâd rather see how Lin Yi had messed with Jianwen.
âWhat does it matter what I want if youâre already home and clearly safe!â Mengyao said faintly.
âHahaâ¦â Lin Yi had long since gotten used to the Miss being dishonest with her words- he left it at that with a smile. âHereâs a video for you guys- Iâm gonna go take a shower, wash off the alcohol stink those guys got on me.â
âAnother video? Ooh, nice! I thought there wouldnât be one this time.â Yushu excitedly took Lin Yiâs phone and started the most recent video in the fileâ¦
Mengyao mightâve seemed uninterested, but leaned her head over when Yushu played it anyway.
Lin Yi went back into his room for a shower as Mengyao and Yushu watched the video on the sofa- they could see Lin Yi in a beer battle with four other people, much to Yushuâs surprise. âWoah, Yao Yao- Shield Broâs so good! Look at how much heâs drinking!â
âWhatâs so good about drinking?â Mengyao curled her lips. âMom wouldnât have left us if dad didnât drink with his clients every night!â
âCome on, Yao Yao, itâs different⦠Hehe, I think Shield Bro looks so cool, the way he drinks!â Yushu disagreed.
âShu, youâre so lustful!â Mengyao scolded.
âNono, Iâm just saying⦠Ha, just pointing that out, okay?â Yushu said as she shook her flushed cheeks.
Mengyao wasnât showing it on her face, but Lin Yi messing with Jianwen, Taizao, and Ganglou like that made her want to smile- it was especially amusing when Taiwei spat out blood, it seemed to be straight out of a comedy, surprisingly funny instead of terrifying!
âYao Yao, I remember that one guy spitting blood out like that in Tang Bohu Lighting The Spring Incense, right?â Yushu said after thinking about it.
âYeah, I think so! It was that advisor, right? This Yang Ganglouâs an advisor too, and Lin Yi got him so angry that he just fainted!â Mengyao had to admit- Lin Yiâs words were quite hurtful, even if it only limited to those involved. Any outside spectators, however, would find it quite entertaining and satisfying.
Mengyao and Yushu were quite speechless when the blow up doll scene came up- This Jianwen and Taizao were too muchâ¦
But Mengyao felt surprisingly comfortable after Lin Yiâs departing line, saying that he was leaving the doll for them to use- it seemed like Lin Yi wasnât that big a pervert after all, being uninterested in blow up dolls and allâ¦
âYao Yao, what does a blow up doll look like? Iâve never seen one, maybe we should go see for ourselves one day?â Yushu suggested curiously.
âOf course not, whatâre you saying!â Mengyao said speechlessly as she gave Yushu a glare. âHow are we supposed to go into those adult stores in the first place, arenât you embarrassed?â
(big TL note at the bottom)
âOh⦠Then letâs have Shield Bro bring one home for us to study?â Yushu said after some thought.
âNo way, what if he uses it when weâre not looking! Thatâd be so disgusting!â There was no way Mengyao would agree to that.
And that meant no blow up doll for Yushu- not much she could do about it.
Xiaobo headed back home feeling nervous, but what puzzled him was the calm in the house! Where was the storm that was supposed to be waiting for him? Heâd been prepared for a scolding and lecture after getting back, after all.
âYouâre back, Xiaobo?â Mr. and Mrs. Kang were both seated on the sofa- they had strict looks on their faces, but no anger at all, much to Xiaoboâs surprise.
âDad, mom, Iâm homeâ¦â Xiaobo nodded. âWent to the bookstore, got lost in the books there, sorry Iâm lateâ¦â
âBookstore? What books did you buy?â Mr. Kang asked after seeing the bag in Xiaoboâs hand.
âSome books about business managementâ¦â Xiaobo didn't plan on hiding it- this was stuff his parents would eventually have to know, might as well tell them beforehand in case they couldnât accept it in the future.
âBusiness management?â Mr. Kang couldnât help but frown at that. âWhyâre you buying books about business instead of school books? Arenât you aiming too far? Did you get inspired today at the birthday feast and think you can start a career by doing business? You didnât even get into university yet, whyâre you looking at business management, even? Even if you learn all that do you think youâd get hired by a company? Even if a company did want to hire you youâd still be a small staff member, and thatâs a position for college graduates- and youâre not even in college yet!!â
Mr. Kang owned a small restaurant- it wasnât doing too well or too bad, but from that he understood how hard it was to make a living. He had to give Xiaobo this lecture after hearing him talk about learning business management.
âThatâs right, Xiaobo- that stuff between you and that lady, dad and I arenât accepting it but weâre not rejecting it either, so you donât have to rush into that mindset of starting a career to prove yourself.â Mrs. Kang said a little worriedly.
âDad⦠Mom⦠I do have a company that wants me, but Iâm not good enoughâ¦â Xiaobo explained helplessly after seeing the misunderstood looks on his parents faces.
âA company that wants you, but youâre not good enough for?â Mr. Kang blinked. âXiaobo, what do you mean? Why would a company want you when you donât know anything?â
âYeah, my boss is starting a medicine company, and he asked me to go help him⦠But I donât know anything, so I need to start learning!â Xiaobo said, smiling bitterly with a wave of his hand.
âBoss? Whoâs your boss, is it that kid who was with you today?â Mr. Kang paused.â He wants to start a company? What kind of company? You shouldnât charge into stuff like this blindly, how big could his company even be? Donât go for all that and ignore college- youâll really regret it!â
(Mengyao says âsee for ourselves, my ass!â here, which is âmy headâ instead of âassâ in the original. Canât use ass for Mengyao since she doesnât use words like that, so suggest some alternatives in the comments if you have any.)
(Also, fun fact: in Chinese âmy assâ has a few variations like âmy ghostâ or âmy fartâ or âmy headâ. My ass doesnât feel vulgar or anything for English speakers since itâs so widely used but it looks vulgar on Mengyao, which is why I donât use the term for the times she says âmy headâ.)