The Bidoof's go marching one by one

No pov

Somewhere north of Ponyville

"~Bidoof bidoof bidoo-doo-doo-doof, Bidoof.... Bidoof..... Bidoof Bidoof Bidoo-Doo-doo-doof, Bidoof.... Bidoof...." A bunch of bidoof's were walking in a single file line across the woods as they kept singing their song over and over again.

They kept walking until they stop to see a fallen log in the path. "Bidoof!" The leading bidoof called as three bidoof's walked out of line and walked towards the log as the one uses cut to cut the log into two which the other two bidoof's grabbed the logs and moved them away. Once the logs are out of the way the three bidoof's went back to where they were.

"Bidoof!" They lead bidoof called as they resumed walking and singing their way. They kept walking through the woods until they had reached a mountain which they begin climbing up. Once they climbed up to the top the begin to climb down after a while they entered a cave. They kept walking until the saw a huge beat up rock in the way which a bidoof used rock smash to destroy it. They then kept marching.

After a while the stopped to see a small ravine in the way. "Bidoof!" The lead bidoof called as all the bidoof's minus the lead one begin moving around and began cutting down trees. After several hours of cutting and gathering the wood they begin use the wood to build a bridge. All the bidoof began cheering and then went back into line and they began walking across the newly built bridge to cross the ravine that was only two meters long and five feet deep.

They marched on singing their song all the way through the woods. They kept walking until they are out of the woods and ponyville was in sight which they march towards the town.

Twilight pov:

Sugar cube corner

"Wow, Pinkie! These are probably the best cupcakes that I had." I told her as I was in the back with pinkie trying out different new flavors that she came up with. "Thanks! I've been working on these flavors for days and I just knew you would be the best pick to try them out." She said. "Really, why?" I asked her. "Errr.... Because..... uhhh....." "Ahhhh!!!" Before Pinkie could tell me we then heard a loud scream coming from outside and I could've sworn I heard Pinkie saying "Oh thank goodness." But it could just be my imagination.

"Weshouldprobablycheckthatoutandforgetaboutthisconversationcomeonletsgo!" She said very quickly as ran outside before I had time to process what she said. I sighed and said. "She is sure one energetic mare." I said as I went outside.

Earlier:

No pov:

In the middle of ponyville, ponies were mingling around minding their own business until they heard some singing. "~Bidoof bidoof bidoo-doo-doo-doof, Bidoof.... Bidoof..... Bidoof Bidoof Bidoo-Doo-doo-doof, Bidoof.... Bidoof...." the ponies watch the long line of bidoof as they chanted their marching song walking through the streets without a care in the world. Then a small growling came from the bidoof's which they stopped and more growling can be heard. "Bidoof?" The lead bidoof asked as the other bidoof's were telling it "Bidoof!" Which some pointed to their stomachs indicating that they were hungry.

The lead Bidoof sighed and then said. "Bidoof!" Which all the bidoof's, minus the lead bidoof, all darted all over the place and began gnawing on homes and trees frightening all the ponies.

After a few gnawings later, Pinkie and Twilight ran up and saw all the bidoof's and their gnawing. "What is going on!?" Twilight yelled. "Bidoof." A bidoof said as it ran past Twilight. "That's not an answer!" She yelled. "It appears to be that they are eating the town." Pinkie said as she watches one of the bidoof's try to eat parts of an wooden house.

"Hey! Don't eat that!?" Twilight demanded but the bidoof wasn't paying attention. "You don't gnaw on that big rock.... Actually, that is fine." She said as Twilight was trying to stop the bidoof. "Hi there I'm pinkie Pie. What's yours?" Pinkie asked the one bidoof that was just standing there and glaring at her. "Bidoof!" It said as Pinkie was fixing to get closer to the bidoof but she was then hit by a headbutting bidoof.

"Owiee.... She said as she gets up from the attack as the attacking bidoof runs off. "That wasn't nice." She said as Twilight ran up to her. "Pinkie! Are you ok!?" She asked her. "Yeah. Just a bit surprised." Pinkie said. "It looks like they didn't like you getting close to that big one standing on the road." Twilight said. "They could've just told me instead of attacking me." Pinkie said.

"We need them to stop!" Twilight said. "How?" Pinkie asked as Twilight was thinking. "Quick! Go to Fluttershy's and ask (y/n) if he/she knows about these creatures." Twilight told pinkie who salutes and zooms off. "Hey! Don't gnaw on that statue!"

(Y/n) pov

Fluttershy's house

It had been a week since I was attacked and I was very bored. I had been stuck on Fluttershy's couch while my leg gets better and I was ready to get up and do something. I was so bored that I was watching Fluttershy reading a book to the little critters. "And then the dark unicorn swung his red lasersaber and cut off the young colts hoof off which screamed in pain." She read which I whispered. "What the heck?"

"Y/n)!!" Pinkie screamed as she slammed open the door surprising Fluttershy and the critters and Patches, who was in the kitchen, fired a shadow ball nearly hitting Pinkie. "Can we help you?" I asked rubbing my ears from the sudden loudness. "There's a problem in ponyville and we need your help." She said. "Help you how?" I asked. "There's these small brown critters and they are chewing up ponyville." She told me.

"Ok.... Can you give me a description of these critters?" I asked her. "They are small, they have big teeth, they walk on all fours, and they cry out Bidoof!" She told me which the last part was very helpful. "Oh those are just Bidoof. They tend to wander into villages without a care." I told her. "Can you tell me why?" "They mainly eat logs and rocks mainly because their front teeth keeps growing and they try to gnaw on hard things to keep them down. They usually live near bodies of water where they build their dams. Kinda like a beaver." I told her.

"Okgreatthanks!" She yelled as she zoomed out of the house. "Uhhh.... Your welcome?..." I said as I was now bored. "Now that she is away. Let's get back to the story. "As the young colts hoof falls to the ravine the dark colts walks to him and said-"

Twilight pov:

"Please tell them to stoohahahaaaaapppp!!!....." I begged the big creature who was still standing there. I was hoping that it would tell the others to stop. "I'm back!" I heard Pinkie yell out making me jump. "Pinkie! Don't do that.... Did he/she know anything about them?" I asked her which she told me what he/she told her. "That's nice but did he/she said anything about making them stop?" I asked her. "Oh.... Nooo...?" She said with an awkward smile. I sighed and said. "Ok.... Looks like we are gonna have to-" "Bidoof!" I heard the big bidoof said as all the bidoof ran behind the big one and they begin to march and singing.

"Ooo! Catchy." Pinkie said as I felt my right eye twitch due to dozens of tries of getting them to stop and now they had stopped when the big bidoof was ready. "Oh don't be mad Twi. At least they're moving and not destroying ponyville." Pinkie said as I then sighed. "Yeah.... Let's keep an eye on them till they leave the town." I said as we begin following the bidoof.

We kept following them until the head reached the river by Ponyville. "Bidoof." The big bidoof said as all the other bidoof begin jumping up and down in joy as they all broke formation. "Please tell me they are not planning on living there?" I asked. "It looks like it." Pinkie said as we watch the bidoof swimming in the calm river in happiness. "Maybe it won't be bad. We could always make sure they don't chew up the town again." Pinkie suggested.

"How?" I asked. "I'm sure will think of something." She said as we watch the bidoof began building a dam. "Let's just watch them and see if they don't try to eat ponyville again." I said as we began our last Observation.

Time skip

Night

Pinkie pov:

It was late at night and after a while of watching the bidoof. We had seen that they would probably not bother ponyville while they were building their dam and we were heading to sugarcube corner. "Well.... We didn't learn much about them. Other then they are good builders." Twilight said as we had reached sugarcube corner. "It's alright Twi! At least they won't be gnawing ponyville for a while." I told her. "Yeah... they do have have fresh water and plenty of stuff to eat that is away from ponyville." She said.

"But I'm sure we'll figure out a way for them to not gnaw on ponyville again." I said. "Yeah. Anyway, have a good night.... Oh! Hey uh... what were you gonna say before we were interrupted?" Twilight asked me which I frozed for a bit. "Ohthatwasnothingisayrandomthingsallthetime! Iamjustaramdomponywhosaysmanythingsthatmakesnosenseanyway! .....night!!!" I yelled as I zoomed into sugarcube corner leaving a confused Twilight outside.

I ran to my room which I closed the door. "Whew... that was close." I said as I jumped into my bed and grabbed a book from under the bed. "If she knew, then things will be very awkward.... I mustn't let her know..... that I have been making sure she eats a lot of cupcakes so I can finally have the soft and squishy hug I always wanted!" I said as I open the book that had pictures of all six of my friends. "Soon I will have the squishy soft hugs I always wanted. She is the only one to be squishy. Since Rarity always keeps an eye on her figure, Aj and Rainbow have their athletic and working build, Fluttershy has her fluffiness, and (y/n) has the fighter build."

"Just a few more pounds for Twilight and the different types of hugs will be complete!! Ohohohoo.... I can only imagine the different tones of their flanks will be..." I said as I laid down hugging my book in happiness.

Fluttershy's house

(Y/n) pov

"And the death moon is destroyed killing billions and securing victory to the rebellion thanks to the young colt... the end." Fluttershy said as the critters were clapping their paws. "What kind of story did I just listened to? That story was a mismatched of all three Star Wars movies in one mismatched book?" I said in confusion.

I hope y'all enjoyed this chapter and may the fourth be with you.... Always.