Chapter 5: Valentine's special 2
Doom meets Hazbin Hotel
When the couple returned from their day out, Angel greeted them.
Angel: How was your time out?
Charlie: It was fun. He got me this and these.
She shows him the big bunny plush and diamond earrings.
Angel: Damn. You got spoiled like a little kid on Christmas.
Stan: I know she did. But Charlie, there's one more thing I have planned for tonight.
Charlie: Oh! What is it?
Stan: I booked a reservation at one of the nicest restaurants that hell has to offer.
Charlie leaped up in happiness. Those ones were super hard to get openings. He most likely used the excuse that she was the princess of hell. She shrugged because it didn't matter and went upstairs to get ready. Stan went and put his black custom made tuxedo with a bow tie. Charlie chose to put on her usual red tuxedo and walked down to see Stan standing between BJ and Alastor.
Charlie: What are you waiting for?
Stan: Nothing. now let's go.
Alastor: Don't be gone for too long buddy.
BJ: Also don't forget to take pictures for memories. I want to share them with others.
Stan chuckled as him and Charlie interlocked arms and walked out to the limo. They step in and drive off. It was a beautiful night as they continue to drive down the road. After 12 minutes of driving they make it to the entrance of the restaurant.
The two get out of the car as demons pointed out that they were there. Once they walk in the front desk manager was standing there.
Manager: Oh Mr. Blazkowicz and Ms. Magne, good to see you two have made it. Right on time too.
Stan: Thanks. Is that table that I asked for open?
Manager: Yes it just opened just a few minutes ago.
Stan: Good. Now would you please take us to it.
Manager: As you wish sir.
He takes the two up to the top of the building to a dining table set up for them. The demons who would be playing music were standing together but one was a revenant. Stan pulled out his trusty pistol and pointed it at the revenant. It put its arms up and tried to speak.
Revenant: N-Nooo haaa-rm... Pp-play m-muusic.
Stan: What?
It pulled out a trumpet. Then it started to play it like a pro. They were impressed it was able to do that. The two down as the demons started to play and sing a kiss to build a dream on by Louis Armstrong in the background.
Charlie: This is so beautiful. Thanks for doing this for me.
Stan: Anything for you. You deserve the best of the best. Valentine's Day has always been a day that I would spoil my lover.
Charlie already wanted to make out with him. He was so handsome with the black comb over hair and tuxedo he wore. She preferred to see him without his armor on. After a couple of minutes the waiter came over. He had a French accent.
Waiter: Bonjour monsieur and madame. What could I start you off with to drink?
Charlie: Could we get a bottle of red wine?
Stan: How did you read my mind?
Waiter: Don't worry you two, I'll get that to you in a few moments. I'll leave you to figuring out what to eat.
Charlie: That would be wonderful.
The waiter walked off as the music kept playing in the background. Charlie chose the Caesar salad while Stan chose a steak and baked potato. They looked at the blood moon of hell and sighed seeing how nice it was. The waiter returned with their drinks and poured them.
Waiter: Do you know what you would like to eat?
Charlie: I'll have the Caesar salad with extra croutons and he'll have the steak, medium rare and a baked potato.
Waiter: We'll get that done for you soon.
He left again as they stared at each other in the eyes. To them nothing could ruin their night out. Charlie interlocked her fingers with Stan's as so did he. The manager returned.
Manager: Are you two enjoying your time here?
Charlie: Definitely. The music is beautiful. The wine tastes perfect. I hope the food is just as good. I sadly never have been here before since it would always be packed.
Manager: Good to know you like the place princess Charlotte. Could I get a picture of you two to be a memory of this night? Free of charge.
Stan: Yes please.
The manager pulled out a camera and took a picture of them kissing under the moonlight. He put the photo into a red envelope and left it on their table. The waiter returned with their dishes and started to dig in.
Waiter: Bon appetite.
Stan: Oh. Perfectly cooked. Mwah.
Charlie: Could I get some?
She took a piece of his steak and popped it into her mouth. The taste was beautiful and then she continued to eat her salad. The food was 10/10 quality and was the reason Stan chose it. He read the reviews by the food critics of hell. They gave it between 4-5 stars and 9-10/10 ratings.
They finished their food. The waiter returned with the bill. It was $64.78. Stan took out $75 and let the waiter keep the extra as a tip for his good service. The waiter thanked Stan for his hospitality as they left with an extra bottle of wine.
Stan carried Charlie down to the limo. Charlie Couldn't help herself when they got in the car and she just decided to kiss him all over his face. He was left with an entire face covered in black kiss marks. He smiled and told Charlie to wait till they got back.
When they returned BJ and Alastor were standing outside the hotel. Stan was still holding Charlie as they opened the door for them. BJ thought it was cute seeing them like that. Stan handed him the red envelope with the photo in it. BJ went in and sat down with alastor as they told jokes and stories about their lives.
Alastor: So that's how I lost my job as a radio host. It was fun while it lasted.
BJ: That's funny though. Sure you murdered some people but they did piss you off right?
Alastor: Yeah. Well how about you?
BJ: I don't have any memories of my life being fun. The only fun thing was being able to murder General Engle and later hitler. But so far I'm only focused on my family. Stan is a great representation of his bloodline.
Alastor: Well it's good you got to finally meet him. I really respect him for who he is. He fights for a good cause just like how you did.
*pats BJ's shoulder*
BJ: It's good to have another person to talk with. You might be a creepy fuck on the outside but on the inside of your cold dead heart you are pretty cool.
That's when the terror billy and the radio demon became best friends.
Meanwhile upstairs Stan removed his tuxedo shirt and laid down. He was tired because of how the day was fun and was sad that it was over. Charlie removed her tuxedo shirt too but also undid her overalls' straps. They were dangling by her thighs as she also unbuttoned her white undershirt revealing her chest. She grabbed the wine bottle and started to pour a glass.
Stan: Babe. What are you doing?
Charlie: Oh I'm just drinking some wine. Want some?~
Stan was staring at her chest seeing it revealing her red brah. He took the glass and drank some of the wine. It still had a good bitter taste.
Charlie: Do you mind helping me...ya know...undo my brah? I've been having some trouble lately.~
Stan was drinking and spat it out his mouth. He didn't expect her to right away be horny and want the D. Charlie was looking at him while crossing her legs trying to get him come over and eat her like some Valentines chocolate.
Stan: Welp. No relationship is complete, without some Valentine's Day sex. AM I RIGHT LADS OR AM I RIGHT LADS?!
Husk/Alastor/Hayden/BJ *from downstairs*: YOU ARE RIGHT LAD!!
Stan: THANKS LADS!! Alright then let's get this over with you beautiful sexy girl.
Charlie: Just shut your handsome ass up and take me.~
Heavy metal intensifies in the background while they get down. Downstairs everyone was just chilling and watching some movies.
BJ: So this is mainly what you guys do?
Husk: Yep. We have lots of free time. A lot of people have been redeemed and sent up to heaven. This place honestly wouldn't be successful without Stan.
BJ: Then that means more people sent to hell.
Husk: What do you mean?
BJ: I forgot to tell you. I'm here because I was kicked into hell. There's overpopulation up there in heaven because of how earth has lots of Argent demons up there not allowing them to reincarnate angels.
Hayden: If only I could get the portal remote back up and running, we could teleport to the base in space to stop this mess.
Husk: So I guess you're still stuck here for the time being.
BJ: I thought hell would be terrible but being here in hell makes it better than heaven. Up there we have to dress appropriately and crap along with "no problematic language."
Alastor: That sounds nothing like how Charlie thought heaven was. She thought it was all happy sunshine and rainbows.
BJ: At least I got to meet you guys and my grandson. I misunderstood demons by thinking they were all bad. But you guys are exceptions.
He continues to have fun conversations with them. Learning more about their backgrounds and how they ended up there. Upstairs Charlie and Stan finish banging each other. She was holding onto him as they both were laying down. She spoke nervously to him.
Charlie: You know... if you were gonna... propose to me, I would have said yes... You know that right... Babe?
She looked at him to see that he was passed out. Stan was sleeping just like a little baby. Charlie shrugged and slipped down to sleep right next to him.