Chapter 6: Attack of the hunter and archvile

Khan Makyr: YOU SENT BJ BLAZKOWICZ TO HELL!! YOU KNOW HIM AND THE SLAYER ARE RELATED AND COULD EASILY STOP THIS!!

Marauder: I'm sorry my liege. It wasn't my fault. But we can send some troops there to stop them.

Khan Makyr: You better. Our plans will be foiled if they start working together.

The Marauder walked out and activated the hunter demon.

The Marauder gave it strict orders to rid the world of the Blazkowicz bloodline. It was accompanied by an archvile demon. It's hands had flames burst out of it.

He opened a portal to the hell the two Blazkowiczs were and sent the demons through.

In the hotel Charlie and Stan were sleeping. He was in only his boxers and Charlie only had some underpants on. The two demons outside started to cause havoc looking for them. This caused the Blazkos to wake up. Stan had Charlie on his back with her breasts pressing on it.

BJ walks out with them and they come face to face with the demons. Stan didn't want to put up with this right now so he started to blurt out stuff.

Stan: Listen here you fuckers. I was just woken up by your tomfuckery and sometimes you've got to ask yourself "What am I going to put up with today?" NOT THIS! I banged my girlfriend hard last night so I'm very tired.

BJ: Wow Stanley. Just go put Charlie down and I'll help you-

Hunter: [PRIME DIRECTIVE] RID WORLD OF BLAZKOWICZ BLOOD: COMBAT MODE ENGAGED

It readied it's gun and pointed it at Stan. He ran in and set Charlie down on the couch. She rolled around a bit but Stan put a blanket on top of her and she went back to sleep. He went and put his praetor suit on and ran out with a shotgun in hand.

His grandfather joined him as they rained fire on them. Alastor woke up and saw the carnage going on. He decided to join in too. He tried using his tendrils that he could summon but they were just cut by the Hunter's blade.

The arch vile summoned a ring of fire around them. Stan shot an ice grenade out of his shoulder cannon making an opening in the flames. They kept on shooting the Hunter but the bullets didn't effect it.

BJ noticed how when he shot the Hunter it had a blue glint and the bullet bounced off. He told the other two about his discovery but Stan was mad when he saw the UAC symbol on it. He decided to pull out the plasma rifle and shot the hunter. As he kept hitting it the outside turned purple and shattered.

BJ: The shield is broken! Keep firing.

They blasted it with everything they had but the shield regenerated. Hayden walked outside to see them all shooting at the robotic demon. He ran back inside the hotel and grabbed the crucible for Stan. He tossed it over and he caught it and then readied it.

Stan: Time to RIP AND FUCKING TEAR!

Alastor was able to get a hold of the arch vile as Stan sliced it in half with his sword. His face underneath the helmet was like this.

He glared at the Hunter as it shot bursts of rockets at him. Using the crucible, he smacked them away into the road.

Stan: Is that the best that you got?

He approached the Hunter with a flame in his eyes. Ready to murder it. He smacked the Hunter over to the side. It shot more bursts of rockets but were blocked by the crucible.

Stan: You shouldn't have tried me bitch.

Stan swung at the Hunter and smacked it to the floor. He shot at it with the plasma rifle and broke its shield. BJ, Alastor, and Hayden came over to help finish it off. It's body laid there lifeless.

Then a portal opened again. The Marauder stepped through took the Hunter's corpse and walked back through while looking at the four. Stan was pissed and his skin turned red as he almost went demonic. BJ just escorted him back to the hotel with Alastor. He licked the blood off of the crucible and then sheathed it on his thigh.

They went inside and sat on the couch with Charlie laying down in Stan's lap. He brushed her hair as they talked about what just happened.

Hayden: I swear, that wasn't made by the UAC. We only made the cyber demon. Not that thing.  They used our technology to make that.

Alastor: It was more machine than demon. It barely was even one. We just need to be prepared for the future.

BJ: So that's the demons you guys talked about. They are just so.....eugh.

Stan: The Demons here are much better than those ones.

Charlie: Babe...get me a........coffee. I feel like SHET.

He got up and poured a cup of coffee for Charlie. She sits up and doesn't realize she's half naked and starts drinking the coffee. Stan pokes her telling her she needs some clothes. She got up quickly while blushing. BJ handed her his yellow jacket to cover herself as she ran upstairs to put some clothes on.

Charlie: Oh here. He wouldn't mind if I wore his clothes. There.

She walked back down wearing Stan's Slayer shirt. It was a bit bigger than her but it fit. Then she handed BJ his jacket back as they continued their coffee.

Charlie: That was...embarrassing.

BJ: Not a big deal to me. I remember when my wife while she was pregnant, jumped onto me saving me from getting hit by enemy fire. She took my 2 assault rifles ripped off her shirt and her entire upper body was revealed while she rained hell on a group of nazis having blood and guts spew over her body.

Stan: Wow. You two had a lot in common.

BJ: Yeah seeing you two together reminds me of her. She would have loved to see you now. A real charmer just like me. Anya was a beautiful woman and had a beautiful voice.

Charlie: Sounds like she really was something.

BJ: After I sliced open general Engel's face, I proposed to her on camera for the entire world to see.

Charlie: That sounds so cute. It must have felt great.

BJ: Yep. That's how we started a revolution against the Nazis. Then later we took back the US. But one thing I can't forget is when I told the General before I killed her, "You're among wolves now. And these are our woods".

Stan: That is deep. I mean really deep.

Stan and Charlie get up and walk off. Alastor and Hayden leave too and BJ is just left there, on the couch. He pulls out the ring he used to propose to Anya and spoke to himself.

BJ: Anya, I wish you could see what I have seen. I wish we weren't separated from each other. If only you could see our grandson.

He tucked the ring back into his pocket thinking something. That's when he realized that he wasn't able to pass on the ring to his children. He face palmed himself so hard it left a mark on his face.