Chapter 20: A normal day at the hotel
Doom meets Hazbin Hotel
7:30 am
Charlie and Stan's alarm clock was blaring in their ears playing as long as you love me by The Backstreet Boys. Stan rose up from the bed rubbing his eyes scratching his back. Charlie while topless hopped onto his back as he got up.
Charlie: *Yawn* Can you hand me a shirt?
Stan: Yeah sure.
He handed her some clothes to put on and he put some on too. Ten minutes later they walk down still tired as fuck. Down in the lobby it was empty because everyone was still sleeping. They didn't bother waking them up so Stan made some coffee for him and Charlie.
8:13 am
BJ rolled off the bed waking himself up. The thunk of him hitting the floor woke up Geltahmiin. She looked down at him as he got up and went to shave his 3:00 shadow. His skin was as smooth as a newborn baby's. He didn't bother combing his hair and tossed over a set of clothes to Geltahmiin.
BJ: I'm gonna head down and grab a bite to eat. I'll meet you downstairs.
Geltahmiin: Ok dear.
She got up with Charl in her hair. Geltahmiin set him down on the bed to put her suit on and joined BJ downstairs.
8:40
Angel was sleeping face first snoring in the pillow. Husk grumpily got up and headed downstairs. He got down there and saw them watching Baywatch on the tv. They made a challenge to see who could call out the most camel toes. Husk didn't bother and just grabbed coffee to drink while watching the movie.
9:00 am
Duke and Keen were out looking for a weapons store. They were smoking some cigars and made it in front of the store. They walked in and saw a bunch of different types of guns and weapons on display. Duke was surprised to see that they even had spas 12's and even gauss rifles.
Duke: Impressive store you have yourself. Hell you've also got .50 cal bullets. How do you have weapons like these in hell?
Shopkeep: Well the owner actually helps supply us actually. She has connections throughout hell and even up above. I'm pretty sure you know her. But let's talk business, I suggest a long range rifle to stay out of sight or a shotgun like this baby.
He pulls out a Schockhammer like BJ's but with an attachment. It has a mod where it shoots shells from all three of the barrels. Duke and Keen just stood there in awe. He smiles then grabs a Gatling laser weapon.
Shopkeep: This is our best weapon here. We call it the "little friend". It shoots lasers at 25 rounds a second with a burning effect.
Duke slammed his hand on the glass casing cracking it. He removed his glasses and said, "Sir. We'll take 2 of those. How much will it cost?"
Shopkeep: You seem to be friends of the owner because we have a photo of her and her friends here.
He grabs a picture frame with a picture that has them, Vaggie, Stan, Charlie, Geltahmiin, BJ, Husk, and Angel in. The shopkeeper points to Geltahmiin and says, "She's the owner and that's you two right there. Correct?"
Duke and Keen nod. The shopkeeper laughs and tells them it's half off for them because they're friends of the owner. So it left them at a cost of $1,499.99 for both of them. Duke slid over the cash and the shopkeeper handed them their new weapons and a few fusion cores to use them.
They ran out, revved up their gatling laser weapons and let out some laughter. The sound that they made when shooting was satisfying to them.
10:34 am
They return to the hotel. Husk, BJ and Stan were just Listening to some music while having some nice conversations. Duke and Keen showed off their Gatling lasers they got from the weapon store down the street. the two walk back out and set up targets to test their weapons out.
11:00 am
Charlie was getting lessons on how to dance on a pole from angel and Geltahmiin. It was fun but she didn't like being judged for it. So she called Geltahmiin out on it.
Geltahmiin: *Rolling her eyes* Angel darling, would you please get BJ for me?
Angel: Sure thing toots.
He leaves the room to go grab him. Charlie didn't mean to be rude but Geltahmiin was going to give her a reason to why she was the judge. Angel walks back in pushing BJ setting him down on the couch.
BJ: So why did she call for me?
Angel: I honestly have no idea.
Geltahmiin: Good you're here now. Charlie go sit down. I'm going to show you the real reason to why I am the judge/coach for this.
She removed her tux overcoat leaving her in her undershirt and pants. She strutted up to the pole and started to pull off extreme and erotic moves. They were none that anyone have seen before.
BJ: HAWT DAMN!! Oh no. I have a......
Angel looked down and said, "Boner?"
Charlie: W-Wow. How- Where did she?
Geltahmiin finished dancing and hopped off. She kissed BJ on the cheek and went back to judging them. BJ was slumped in his seat from seeing her do all of that stuff. Geltahmiin laughed and said that he could leave, then he got up and waddled out.
Once BJ left Geltahmiin looked at Charlie and said, "That there, is why I'm the judge darling."
1:00 pm
Charlie, Vaggie, and Angel were sitting on the couch having girly conversations. Angel talked about his first "Alaskan Snow Dragon". It was a funny story but this is the definition:
Angel: So That was my first one. It burned but was great for the video.
Charlie: Oh I remember that happened with me and Stan once!
Vaggie: Seriously?
Charlie: Yeah. I was sucking him off, then while he was busting, I had to sneeze but he held me down. But when I did, it went out my nose and spewed all over him but I almost bit his cock off.
Angel: Damn girl. What about you Vaggs? Do you have an awkward sex experience with a guy?
Vaggie shook her head. They looked at her and Charlie got an idea. She scooted over to Vaggie and whispered in her ear, "What if you and I had a threesome with Stan?"
Vaggie: Are you sure he'd be fine with that?
Charlie: Yeah it's only once so......
Angel's eyebrows went up. He chuckled and and said, "Are you thinking of having a-"
Charlie cut him off before he could finish his sentence. She looked at him and said, "He wouldn't want a dick all up in his business. Plus you and Husk are together. Why don't you put a roofie in his drink.... again?"
Angel: Fine. You guys are no fun.
Later that night at around 8:00 pm
Stan was walking up the stairs to get to his room. He was ready to just lay down and watch some movies. Once he walked in the room, he heard the sound of giggling in the darkness. He flipped the switch on to see both Charlie and Vaggie on the bed nude.
Charlie: Look Who finally decided to show up.~
Stan: Whats going on here?
Charlie: We've been bad demons, and need to be punished by the doomslayer himself. Would you mind breaking out that 'BFG' of yours.~
Vaggie: But please be gentle.~
Stan inhaled deeply and walked into the closet. He comes out in just his helmet and yells out, "It's slaying time!" And takes a running start onto the bed. They went under the covers and the "fun times" began.
The next morning......
Stan woke up still wearing his helmet. It was Peppered with kiss marks all over the helmet's visor preventing him from seeing anything. He removed the helmet and saw Charlie on his left and Vaggie on his right. They were clinging to his sides underneath his biceps fast asleep both completely naked.
Stan: Well, back to sleep I go.
He laid his head back down and fell asleep once more.