I Got You: Dylan's P.O.V ... There Is A Russian Assassin In My Room

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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Dylan’s P.O.V

“Shelby, how many times have I told you not to come here?” I stated as I looked on my bed to see my best friend, Shelby. She smiled a sleepy smile at me.

“Sorry, your brother, Laud and I got into a fight, and I couldn’t stay at the apartment for one more second.” I sighed and then sat down on the edge of the bed next to her. Shelby looked at me with a crooked grin. “I want to do something. How about we go to Adventureland?” She asked me. I shook my head.

“I actually have to be somewhere right now. I just stopped by here to get some clothes and other items.” Shelby furrowed her eyebrows at me.

“Why do you keep stuff here? You don’t live here,” she commented.

“Child services comes by every once in awhile to check up on Mrs. Baldwin. If it looks like I am not living here at all, then she can’t collect her check she gets for ‘taking me in’.” I told her, she sighed and hopped off the bed.

“You should ditch her ass. You have a real nice apartment that’s all yours, whether you have your jackass of a brother living in it or not.” I chuckled and then shook my head.

“I know not all of it, but some of the money that she collects goes towards feeding and clothing the others. So if she is not using my money for me, I like to think she is using it for the other kids.” I stated. Shelby rolled her eyes.

“You are such a kind man. I wish you would rub off on your brother.” She told me.

“It will take a lot more than me to change Laud.” She nodded and grabbed her leather jacket from my desk chair. “Well, I guess since you won’t entertain me, I will go back to Laud and make him beg for forgiveness.” She winked at me, I laughed.

“Wasn’t that your plan from the beginning?” I questioned.

“Are you saying I get into arguments with Laud just to turn around and make up with him?” She dramatically gasped, “I can’t believe you think that low of me.” With that Shelby walked out of the room, leaving me smiling from ear to ear, knowing that she was such an evil genius.

I gathered my necessary items from around the room quickly. It didn’t take me long to fill my black backpack and head back to my car. As soon as I was driving down the road my phone started to ring. I reached over in my passenger seat and picked up my phone.

“Hello?” I asked once I answered it.

“Yo, bro, I wanted to know what the hell is going on in your room. Someone is screaming for you to unlock the door.” I cursed under my breath.

I thought I had more time.

“Can you ignore it?” I quizzed. Laud laughed and then I could hear the screaming in the background.

“Yes, I can ignore the girl who is yelling for someone to unlock the door, but can the neighbors?” He questioned. I tried not to let my eyes roll to the back of my head as it hit me that I didn’t think about that. “And another problem, I think Shelby is back,” looking ahead, I realized I was only about a minute or two away.

“I will be there soon,” I spoke.

“Wait, what am I going to say to-” I hung up with him because I didn’t know how to answer his question. Knowing Laud he would come up with something creative.

It wasn’t long before I was pulling into my paved driveway, putting the car in park and getting out quickly with my backpack in hand. I literally ran into the house, not knowing what to expect.

Once the cool air of the house cascaded on my face I saw that Laud was on the floor with Shelby beneath him.

“Let me go! There is a girl in there!” Shelby shouted as she thrashed around trying to get out from under him.

“No, you are not allowed to go in there. It’s … It's a Russian assassin!” He lied.

“If someone doesn’t open this damn door. I will break it down!” Kay shouted from my room. I sighed and then the two heads turned to look at me. Laud was giving me a pleading look whereas Shelby was glaring at me.

“You,” Shelby said with her voice laced in anger. I gave her an innocent smile.

“I can explain.”

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It took forever to get Shelby to understand my actions. I still got the fifth degree from her about how she doesn’t approve of what I did. She even told me that if I kept Kay against her will for more than a day, she would help Kay escape.

I made my way to my now silent room, in the midst of telling Shelby my explanation, Kay calmed down and realized she was not going anywhere right now.

Once in my room I saw Kay sitting Indian style a few feet from the door. Her eyes glared icy daggers at me when I came in. Making sure the door was locked behind me. I turned and tossed my backpack on the bed.

“You will pay,” was all I heard before I saw Kay move in the corner of my eyes. She jumped up off the floor and leaped on my back. She started to bang her fist on my head and shoulder.

“Ouch, shit, that hurts … stop!” I shouted as she kept hitting me like I was a rag doll.

“It hurts?! Really?! And you thought I was going easy on you!?!” She said in outrage. With quick, fluid movements I flipped her over and on the bed. She jumped up and looked at me with fists held up.

“What are you?” I joked, because she just kept trying to come at me.

“I am your worst nightmare, because you, Dylan, stole Maddy’s phone, texted me to meet you outside, and chloroformed me!!!”

“Man you make me sound like a bad guy,” I said.

“Bad? Sweeney Todd is bad! You! You sir! Are just plain-” I cut her off my lightly pushing her down on the bed. I was now hovering over her.

“Kay, the only reason you are here, is so I can tell you, without you yelling at me that I am done with Jess. I want to be with you.” Kay looked at me.

“Are you serious?!” She asked me. I nodded and let go of her, because I said what I wanted to say. She got off the bed.

“Yeah, I am.” With that I got up and wrapped my hand around Kay’s waist. She gave me a smile, but I knew that kind of smile, after all I’d seen it plenty of times on Mrs. Baldwin’s face … it was fake.

“Go to hell,” and before I could process what she was saying and meant, I felt pain erupted in my manhood. I doubled over, and she snatched the key from my pocket. “Don’t you ever think you can kidnap me, and in the words of Savvy, BEE-ITCH!” Then Kay ran to the door, and all I could do was watch as she unlocked the door and took left towards the front door.

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So, one escape! Right? Do you think she is home bound? Ha-ha, only the next chapter will tell … Oh wait, the next chapter is… *cough* CAN’T SAY, IT’S HUGE SURPRISE *cough*

Kyeire: *twirls around Dylan who’s on the floor, hands nursing his boo boo* so ....The question is ... *Pats back* Do you like a girl with fire? *cackles evilly*

Dylan: *Groans in pain* Piss off

Kyeire: No thank you. I don’t want to piss. *laughs mischievously* this is what you get...I know you knew Kay. Did you know she was this feisty?

Dylan: *Tries to stand straight up* did you know I have never hit a girl? But you, my non-existing friend, are so about to be the one exception.

Kyeire: Awe, I’m honored! I like being different from others, but who said I was going to let you hit me?

Dylan: If you were a man, I would so knock you out cold

TheRiverRunsDeep: And if you were a man, she would be afraid.

Kyeire: Bahaha! And in the words of Savvy....

Savvy: Bee-itch!!!

Kyeire: *Walks up to Dylan so that they’re almost looking eye to eye (if Dylan hadn’t been so tall)* One more thing....*whispers in his ear* POWAH. TO. DUH. KITTEHS!

TheRiverRunsDeep and Savvy: HELL NO! MONKEY FREAKIN INVASION, BEE-ITCHES!

Kyeire: You heard that?! Dang it! *Runs away*

TheRiverRunsDeep: *Looks at Savvy* I think we should get her, don’t you? *Savvy nods*

Dylan: Hey, what about me?!

Savvy: What about you?

Dylan:  Can you at least get me a bag of frozen peas on the way out?

Savvy: No, you can go get them yourself! *TheRiverRunsDeep and Savvy run after Kyeire*

You will be so shell-shocked with the next chapter!!! You ready???