Chapter 40: Hayden's new body and Glaz's battle of wits

Hayden: You look very human for an AI Cortana. I expected only a hologram but your body is physical.

Cortana: Oh! That's because my body is outfitted with human features. I have all the stuff a normal girl would have.

Hayden: Well I'm not technically an AI, my mind was transferred into this body. I was diagnosed with stage 4 incurable brain cancer so I had this body constructed and had my brain rejuvenated into it.

Cortana: Oh that's saddening. Maybe if you'd like my mother could make you a new body. Maybe a human body so you can... ya know...

Hayden tilts his head seeing as she blushes a lot. GlAd0S was sitting on the couch and Geltahmiin comes walking in dragging someone with her. She places Glaz on the couch next to GlAd0S and tells them to talk.

GlAd0S looks at Glaz and analyzes him for a moment and says, "So, you got anything to hide? I mean you're wearing a lot of bandages on your face. That doesn't really scream trust worthy to me."

Glaz looks at her chuckling removing his beanie, bandanna and bandages revealing his surprisingly handsome face. He smirks asking, "What about this?"

GlAd0S: Hmm, you don't look half bad. Not like the scarred mess I imagined.

Glaz: Oh well I'm a sniper so I stay in one spot a lot so I have to withstand the cold a lot. I eventually just got used to this style.

GlAd0S smirks back at him saying, "So what, you make little pink clouds appear from peoples' heads?"

Glaz: Eh sometimes. But what might your name be?

GlAd0S: Oh it's GlAd0S. What's yours?

Glaz: Mine is Timur Glazkov and my friends call me Tim it Glaz.

GlAd0S looks as if she were getting bored and says, "Tim Huh? So are you tiny Tim or big Tim?"

Glaz: I'm big in the right places, if you catch my drift.

GlAd0S laughs raising an eyebrow saying, "I'm not even close to being that interested."

Glaz: Never thought you were. I'm only here because I was dragged here.

GlAd0S gets bored and begins complaining about how he's not being witty. Glaz knows he is but waits for her to insult him.

GlAd0S: I just want someone who can match me word for word. Like if I toss over a clever insult at them they can throw one back. I'm sarcastic, witty, and quite smart.

Glaz: Hmm I can do that. Max hates it when I basically uno reverse card him when he tries insulting me.

GlAd0S looks at him with a sliver of hope and says, "If you had been doing that this whole time we could've been fucking at this very moment."

Glaz taps his chin saying, "I haven't had sex in... I don't know how long actually."

GlAd0S: So your balls are so blue they're basically becoming black then?

Glaz finds the perfect moment and flings her insult back into her face. He has a shit eating look as he says, "Was that good enough?"

GlAd0S smirks as she reverses it back at him. Glaz clicks his tongue as he reverses it back at her still wearing the grin. GlAd0S hits him with a good comeback saying, "Things are getting interesting."

Glaz almost admits his defeat but uses an almost fatal comeback on GlAd0S that she couldn't reverse and boasts out, "The winner is I! I'll be here all week. Thank you, thank you, heheheheh that was fun."

GlAd0S grins widely. She doesn't reverse him but uses a comeback that snatches victory for her. She then smirks in Glaz's face.

Glaz: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. You are a witty bitch ain't ya.

GlAd0S: I know... so, do you wanna fuck?

Glaz looks at her confused at her remark. She pulls him over and asks, "Yes or no, do you want to have sex with me?"

Glaz: Why of course I wanna! Who would turn that down?

She pulls him along to an unoccupied room and they start to get it on. Hayden and Cortana continue their conversation with her becoming very flustered.

Cortana: I really like you Samuel. You're very smart and I like... no I love that. I think I'm in love with you.

Hayden crouches down to her level and says, "If I had a Face I'd be smiling right now."

Cortana: Well That might happen.

Geltahmiin pops up right next to them saying, "Oh indeed it will. I want you to be happy so..."

She tells Hayden to sit down as she opens a hatch on the back of his head. She takes a USB drive and sticks it in downloading his memories all the way up to now. Geltahmiin takes the drive out then teleports to her lab once more.

There was another synthetic body there that was tall, muscular, and handsome. She was able to put Hayden's consciousness in it giving him a new body.

Geltahmiin teleports them both back to the lobby. Cortana looks in awe as Hayden looks amazing and instantly starts pulling him away.

Hayden: What exactly are you doing?

Cortana: You And me are having sex. Nothing can change this.

Hayden: Oh ok.

The door is slammed behind them as Stan begins laughing.

Stan: I didn't even have to tell him! He now figured it out! What about Rasputin though?

Geltahmiin: He has a body and is out. I told him to go find a girl and talk with her. He knows some English so he'll do fine.

Stan: Well everybody deserves happiness.

Geltahmiin looks at Stan with a serious look and asks him, "When will you propose?"

Stan: I uh... dunno.

Geltahmiin: I'll pay for the wedding fo you. If I don't The economy might crash actually.

Stan: Well... Thanks for volunteering. I didnt think I could pay for it.

Geltahmiin: You're welcome. Now why don't you go do it now? You might not get the chance later. Besides, we both know she will say yes.

Stan sighs saying, "You're right. Could you teleport it to me?"

Geltahmiin points at his pocket that has the box in it already. He thanks her and walks off. Mere moments later the sound of Charlie squealing is heard.

Angel comes walking by and notices the happy Charlie noises coming from the other room. She looks at Geltahmiin asking, "Did the big guy finally do it?"

Geltahmiin: Indeed He did. I told him to die to the fact in a couple of days we're gonna go turn the icon of sin against the demons.

Angel: Makes sense. Took him a while to finally do it. How long has he been holding onto that ring for? Like 3-4 months?

Geltahmiin nods listening to Charlie being happier than she has ever been.